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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Her current backstage profile states her age as 19 but it's written in the bio so not 100% reliable: https://archive.is/hgjFt


Saw this, dunno if it's the same Maryjane or not, but age, location etc. line up.
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And it's two days after that supposed arrest (Nov 2nd), that she returns to Twitter after like a month long hiatus (Nov 4th) , saying she "crashed out".
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MJ vs Summer. Which is a bigger liability?
MJ seems to me like Summer, Letty, and Lily combined, maybe even with a touch of Janke. Not as unstable as Summer but that just keeps her in the game longer.
 
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Man accusing Jet, Sam and production of doing sketchy shit gets caught doing far more sketchy shit. Many such cases! If Jon himself wasn’t so incompetent, I’d even think this was a gayop to take him down instead of one to take down Fishtank.
 
Man accusing Jet, Sam and production of doing sketchy shit gets caught doing far more sketchy shit. Many such cases! If Jon himself wasn’t so incompetent, I’d even think this was a gayop to take him down instead of one to take down Fishtank.
I'm not paying attention to the show (haven't watched anything besides what has been posted here) but what's the chance one of his "friends" deliberately left the camera livestreaming in the production room knowing it would cause "epic lulz"?
 
I'm not paying attention to the show (haven't watched anything besides what has been posted here) but what's the chance one of his "friends" deliberately left the camera livestreaming in the production room knowing it would cause "epic lulz"?
The odds are a coin toss. Some of Jon's "friends" are sketchy motherfuckers.
 
I'm not paying attention to the show (haven't watched anything besides what has been posted here) but what's the chance one of his "friends" deliberately left the camera livestreaming in the production room knowing it would cause "epic lulz"?
Low. From what I've seen none of them have any idea what they're doing. Plus recording them talking about and audibly snorting coke, as well as the fact that they gave alcohol to a teenager on stream, would not be very beneficial to them as it could get their kick channel banned. But in the off chance that one of the 40 boys is actually funny and has instincts for content, please make Jon and his failure to run a show the focus rather than continuing to try and make something happen with these contestants. The fuckup last night is pretty much the only noteworthy thing to have happened since this thing started. Great content!
 
Jon not be a retard, challenge level impossible. He's a scummy two faced wetard, and has always been one.
 
Jon not be a retard, challenge level impossible. He's a scummy two faced wetard, and has always been one.
A lot of people were really cool to Jon after season 1 and he burned bridges with everyone. Froggy Fresh made a song, video and podcast for him and deleted everything just a few months later with no explanation. Most likely it was Jon's paranoia and ego making him constantly think he was getting played, and I'm sure there's people in his ear convincing him at the same thing. That's basically why ADL exists now.
 
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Thank you @Plasticise for the archive. I've gone through and taken some notes with approximate timestamps on what was said. I'm not sure if the color coding contributes to making things easier to follow since there are a few names to keep up with.

Summary - Jon is talking with Midori and Austin, the tattoo artist and apparently Jon's good friend. Austin talks tough about wanting to fight Bleau even though Austin is on probation. Midori says when Van arrives, he will straighten everything out. Van arrives towards the end. Jon's friend Sammy also arrives, along with Shadi making an appearance. They pretend that the show, which features hazing, gambling, and bullying, is also about pushing Christianity. Jon thinks everyone is afraid of the fanbase, I'm not sure if he means their fans or Fishtank or if that matters.
Bleau may or may not have have had sexual relations with Mary Jane.

Van tells Jon that this is part of a spiritual war against MDE.

2:40 - Jon says he doesn't want Bleau there
4:00 - Bleau feels unimportant and wants to be a part of the show
4:05 - Austin says he wants to have fun running the show, it's not about money or clout
5:00 - Austin tells Jon that he (Austin) was supposed to be cohosting "the whole fuckin show!"
5:20 - Austin says "I'm vice president of NCO, you know NCO? I'm vice president of that :smug:"
NCO = New Christian Order

5:40 - Austin says,"Legally if I wanted to sue y'all, I could. I could be like, I'm fuckin cohost of this show... no I'm on paper-"
Jon interjects -"I'm wondering why you would even say that?"

6:20 - Midori says they're supposed to be pushing Christianity. Austin retorts he's probably more Christian than everyone there then says if Bleau keeps running his mouth he's going to swing and get assault charges. Austin is currently on probation.
7:50 - Midori says she almost left the 2nd day and to wait until Van (Love America) gets there because "he's really gonna push it"
9:30 - Midori didn't realize she was doing this until 3 days before it started.
10:30 - They say Bleau is there for the money.
10:40 - Jon and Austin say they were homeless together before.
12:50 - Midori says as soon as Van gets there, he'll put everyone in their place so to wait until he shows up before doing anything
17:00 - Jon says he almost fought Bleau last time they were in Texas together.
Note - Bleau, Jon, and Van met up in Austin, Texas on their cross country roadtrip stream.

21:30 - Midori says everyone there is getting something good out of it and it's supposed to be a fun show.
22:40 - Jon goes to get Sammy
23:20 - Austin says he'll "take another 90 days in jail" and "get another assault charge" talking about hitting Bleau
24:50 - Sammy says Bleau doesn't like him either
25:40 - Sammy says he drove 90 miles to get to the location.
26:40 - Midori says when Van gets there, "He's basically taking over." Jon says Van is good and most of the people Van knows are good people and says Van knows Midori (for example)

28:15 - Midori says everyone has been waiting for Van to arrive since he was supposed to be there, saying he'll bring structure.
29:45 - Austin says he doesn't need NCO
30:00 - Sammy says he didn't know he was "coming out" so that was last minute
30:50 - Midori says Bleau is different on and off camera and he's calmed down and had his prayer cards working on himself.

32:50 - Jon says he talked to Bleau, who was laying down on the bed "like a wounded puppy." Jon says he told Bleau that Austin isn't here for clout or money and Austin is Jon's boy and he trusts Austin with his life and everything Jon thinks, Austin thinks.
35:40 - Midori says she didn't know anybody...
I think she's saying she didn't really know anyone except Van before the show. If she's from LA this makes sense.

36:45 - Sammy claims that Mary Jane said that Bleau did a creepy pickup line on her about being her dad or something.
Midori interrupts and says it may have happened but yesterday she was there and MJ walked out of the bathroom wearing her bra and Midori isn't sure if it was deliberate flirting but it maybe gave Bleau the wrong idea.

38:00 - Midori says MJ was crying because everyone just sees her as a slut and wants to be improved by the end of the show.
40:30 - Jon says he thinks everyone (in the house) is afraid of the fanbase
41:00 - Austin brags his lawyer is expensive and got him out of 5 years in prison.
41:10 - Midori asks if Van is actually on his way or if people have been kidding about that. Jon says Van is actually coming and Shadi texted Jon earlier and he's talked to Van on the phone

41:20 - Jon calls someone asking where they are, I think Shadi answers. She says they're in the back room with a checkered floor. Jon says he's going to send someone to grab them.
41:45 - Austin says, "You know what would make Genie (Austin referring to himself in 3rd person) really happy and ok with this situation?" He says they should go to Redmond to get some and then he'd be okay. He's talking about cocaine.
Sammy says he has a "fat medical bill"
Jon says he can reimburse whoever gets the coke and tells Sammy to give Austin $100 to go get some coke. "I have more than enough money," Jon.

42:30 - Austin says he saw more than $150 in $50 in 30 minutes of TTS yesterday. The $150 then becomes $200 and Austin goes on about how this doesn't account for all 4 days of TTS so far.
43:05 - Jon says, "We need Van now."
43:10 - Shadi walks in and Jon introduces her.
43:40 - Austin asks Shadi what her real name is lol
It's Shadi

43:50 - Austin introduces himself as Genie, "Austini the Genie."
44:15 - Another girl (Shadi?) arrives and Jon asks if she came with Van
44:40 - Van walks in and says, "We're not on camera or anything are we?" Jon says they aren't.
45:20 - Jon says he needs to deal with something, inviting some to leave. Once some people leave he asks if Van (?) has some snow⛷️, saying it'd be really helpful right now.
Austin reiterates he's about to go get some
Van (?) says August may have some and he was talking to some cartel guys earlier. August is "the crazy guy you just met"
May mean Augustine, one of the participants.

46:00 - Austin tells Van (?) he tattooed a "Love, America" tramp stamp on Midori, asking if he liked it. Van approves.
46:15 - Jon says Bleau is being too much.
47:00 - They start snorting. Someone must motion to a mess as Jon says they'll get someone else to clean it up, maybe the contestants and says they've made the contestants clean the past 2 days.
47:20 - Van stays behind to talk to Jon saying he's not there to make friends. He says production is cool but he wants to put on a show and that he feels like it may be too chill so far. Van says he's been seeing it from the outside so has a different perspective compared to them since they've all been there. Van says that they need to do bits.
He says he was writing down bits on the plane and mentions a drill sergeant bit.

48:20 - Jon says Mary Jane is "sexually involved" with Alejandro, "the guy who gave Sam Hyde the show on Adult Swim."
"She's sexually involved with who? With the jew?"
"She's with the jew that paid for everything for Sam Hyde. We believe she was sent... And... Y'know we went through her phone... um... and.... She even talked some shit on you."
Jon is going through social media or something, hence being distracted, and Van asks how he knows this, Jon says they went through her phone.
"Let me find the jew... so that's the Jew that gives everything to Sam Hyde and shit. Money."
"And that's her?"
"I think so, with this jewish dude that's like 50."
...
Jon says, "She's 19..." Some guy replies, "I kinda knew.."
Jon interrupts, "You shoulda fuckin' told us."
"I'm sorry Jon"
Jon, "Because now we're in a really fuckin shitty situation. She's drinking alcohol, people found out she was 19, Bleau got sexually active with her last night."
There's some whispering.

50:00 - Van starts talking to Sammy about his drill sergeant bit he plans to do.
51:10 - Van says they shouldn't hang out with the contestants and should be focused on running bits. There's been too much chilling and they need to be more organized, to think of it like a TV show.
51:50 - Van says, "And look.. I'll say this too. I've learned a lot about like the Sam Hyde thing and like all of them. They're evil people, okay? This is a, this is a, this is like a cultural, spiritual war that we're involved in."
53:00 - Midori says there's a bunch of unholy shit happening and she needs a fucking cigarette.
54:00 - Midori emotionally tells Van she's done a bunch of unholy shit all day and been waiting for him. Sounds like she's in tears.
54:20 - They realize it's been streaming the whole time.
Austin nonchalantly says "I turned it but I guess they can hear it."
Someone laughs a little.
Jon begins fumbling with the camera, ending it.



This guy says you're in a cultural, spiritual war against Sam Hyde and his Jewish backer. What do you do?
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Love, America aka Van


  1. Removed Abi references, she probably isn't there.
  2. Crypto changed to Cartel
 
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This guy says you're in a cultural, spiritual war against Sam Hyde and his Jewish backer. What do you do?
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Love, America aka Van
"Dude we might be in a weirdass artificial country revival arc in music atm but you don't gotta look like you are doing gigs at roadside bars in 1973 too, you goin' campin' with Manson too or somethin' "
 
I'm not paying attention to the show (haven't watched anything besides what has been posted here) but what's the chance one of his "friends" deliberately left the camera livestreaming in the production room knowing it would cause "epic lulz"?
The guy who turned the camera towards the wall was Austin, the tattoo artists who had just shown up that night, and obviously is the most unfamiliar with the tech, and he says atleast twice in the recording "dont worry the camera is off i pointed it at the wall" obviously unaware that it can still record audio/is still live. He also is very worked up and shaking from adrenaline at the start from almost getting into a fight with "Bleau"
Thank you @Plasticise for the archive. I've gone through and taken some notes with approximate timestamps on what was said. I'm not sure if the color coding contributes to making things easier to follow since there are a few names to keep up with.
Thank you very much for the recap/notes. Much better than i could have done. This all happened at 12pm-4AM and i knew there was alot more i could clip out that was important but didnt have the time. Someone could probably make a super cut of Jon trash talking Bleau and send it to him and get him to chimp out on Jon, he talks about how he does not even want him there and how hes a sex pest.
EDIT: one correction i saw is that they said august knows "cartel" guys not "crypto" guys when talking about how to get some coke
 
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That was the FH2 launch day, Luke returning and the confrontation with Brandon.

Every statistic I can get my hands on shows that Season 2 was the most popular, but one has to acknowledge that Season 1 set the foundation for Season 2 to succeed. Its Season 3 that had everything going for it and fumbled hard and it has to be noted that this had nothing to do with the cast, it was all Sam, Jet and Frank fucking the show up by driving Alex out early, halting the show for 5 days to clean, abandoning the FH2 stuff instantly and not retaining anyone then opting to go on the RV because they pigeonholed themselves too hard with FH2.
I’ve heard rumors that the RV trip was prompted due to legal issues with the house. Although I can’t confirm this.
 
Second post for more clips, lets start off with Jon saying that Mary Jane is only 19View attachment 6953737and one of production admits he knew, she got drunk many times on the show.
EDIT: as i was cutting clips out Mary Jane has returned to the show, she was previously kicked and was off cam for a few hours, to add further context to this Jon went from claiming she was a Jewish whore who was sent by the adult swim Jew than funded Sam Hyde to ruin his show, gave a blowjob to one of the other contestants and also tried to flirt with him, to letting her back onto the show within 4 hours.
Jon says mary jane is 19.mp4

Jon is afraid of the fanbase
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Jon says Mary Jane was sent by the Jew who funds Sam Hyde from adult swim(idk who he means) and shows (Kevin??) pictures he took off of her phone with an older guy who he thinks is "The Jew" and that Mary Jane was there to disturb the show
Mary jane jew whore.mp4

So much for Jon staying on good terms with Sam and only having beef with jet, "Sam hyde and all them, they are evil people"
Sam hyde evil people.mp4
Can you (or anyone I guess) please upload the most cringeworthy and most incriminatory short clips to a single channel on YouTube? That way we can send them as playing media in ADL's stream
 
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This is their idea of funny bits btw.
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They all try so hard to be Ben but they have no idea what made him likeable.
I'm not paying attention to the show (haven't watched anything besides what has been posted here) but what's the chance one of his "friends" deliberately left the camera livestreaming in the production room knowing it would cause "epic lulz"?
Ironically enough, that leaked conversation was streamed through Bleau's account. The mexican friend that Jon shit talked a lot in that conversation.
 
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