💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Quixotic Man]

Jack can't really read very well anymore. Too many circuits blown by pulpork and buddur.

Brain cholesterol, budduh cholesterol. BButdher makes for strong brain, idiot.

But really, I would love to see what gurus Jack follows. They are probably just as unhinged as him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But really, I would love to see what gurus Jack follows. They are probably just as unhinged as him.

The only guru he follows is his weird-ass brother. Not the gay one with the thimble nipples, the incel chrome dome.

 

[abobe]

Jack can't really read very well anymore. Too many circuits blown by pulpork and buddur.

By Jack’s own admission, it’s hard for him to read text with lowercase letters. That’s why he types in caps.

 

[souschef]

If only Jack would keep his retarded ass at home where no one has to see him, I would be willing to consider that a work-from-home job providing an essential service. Instead, he scoots into actual businesses with a camera to pretend that ruining everyone's meal and giving the waitstaff a hard time is his job (as far as the IRS is concerned, anyway).

Even still, being a youtuber is a cushy job comparing to any regular 9-5. He is as hypocrite as he's fat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Tammy might want to keep up appearances as a regular heterosexual dutiful wife while not being attracted to men, protestant shame is a fuck for gays. That's made pretty easy when her husband hasn't been able to get an erection in decades.

It's the whole Jim Traynor / Jill Traynor debate where Hammy is concerned. Whether she's gay or not really doesn't matter in the long run. She's married to a fat faggot, has a fat faggot son and is probably just waiting for Fatty to finally die so her boyfriend / girlfriend / whatever can move in.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

fat faggot

Really? Would a fat faggot want to napalm the Palestinians for attacking God's chosen?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Really? Would a fat faggot want to napalm the Palestinians for attacking God's chosen?

Yes because he did. And he's an easily led fat faggot who transferred his love for cock to food and Jesus.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Yes because he did. And he's an easily led fat faggot who transferred his love for cock to food and Jesus.

It was kind of a rhetorical question, but thanks for your thoughtful reply. Have you ever tried the fat faggot's BBQ sauces?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack whines about divisive politics while actively supporting divisive politics



Like we all know Jack benefits from government programs yet he cheers for this type of shit



Retard Jack complains that his friends are retarded



No one is buying his carnivore larp



What does he mean by this



More toys for him to play with

 

[souschef]

Jack whines about divisive politics while actively supporting divisive politics

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Like we all know Jack benefits from government programs yet he cheers for this type of shit

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Retard Jack complains that his friends are retarded

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No one is buying his carnivore larp

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What does he mean by this

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More toys for him to play with

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Is that a hersheys burnt bar? Why?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Is that a hersheys burnt bar? Why?

Like with how his hanging pineapple thing is his ultimate test for a knife, burning a shitty chocolate bar is the one for nonstick pans.

 

[AltisticRight]

More toys for him to play with

More garbage chintzy plastic coated pans that came out of a singular Chinese factory who paid enough to buy Gordon Ramsay's (Bri'ish) soul.

 

[souschef]

Like with how his hanging pineapple thing is his ultimate test for a knife, burning a shitty chocolate bar is the one for nonstick pans.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It was kind of a rhetorical question, but thanks for your thoughtful reply. Have you ever tried the fat faggot's BBQ sauces?

I did so rhetorically meaning I didn't.

But others have and they've said they suck.

Is that a hersheys burnt bar? Why?

It's because he's seen that being done in commercials for non-stick pans so he has to do the same.

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He's a faggot. Why else?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Like with how his hanging pineapple thing is his ultimate test for a knife, burning a shitty chocolate bar is the one for nonstick pans.

Which is really stupid. A Hershey's bar is 30% fat. Of course it doesn't stick on a non-stick pan. Its self lubricating.

 

[Neko GF]

BRYANT'S COUNTRY STORE - AMISH​

(02/05/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=4e_16_uBvas

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wonder if fatty is aware of this thread.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack rambles about streaming

Jack complains that his underwear is too small



SO CARNIVORE



Hypocrisy thy name is Jack



Jack making political fantasies in his head





What did he mean by this



Of course he is cooming for more fast food



What about Disney changing for the better after The Marvels, Jack? Oh well I guess it is worth it for a random joke



Retweeting a fellow Elon dickrider



Shilling stuff



I pray whoever is buying Jack's used kitchen gadgets

 

[Super Hans v2]

I wonder if fatty is aware of this thread.

Jr pops in every once in a while, but Jack's memory is so bad he can't remember something that is literally in front of him, so no.

 

[AnOminous]

Most of us who WFH have roles in which we are paid based on the results we drive, i.e. output. Whereas Jack is an old retard dumb enough to think employers should pay based on input.

This is just another reason why he’s a failure.

When I've worked from home, I got paid for exactly every single word I produced. No words? No pay. This fat fucking stroked-out retard has no goddamn idea what he's talking about.

Plus he hasn't worked a job in decades so he should shut the goddamn hell up about anyone else. This worthless fat faggot should just die already.