💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It just occurred to me ... why hasn't Fatrick been banned from twitter for spamming? He posts the same fucking things over and over, sometimes hundreds of times a day.
 
moocow said:
It just occurred to me ... why hasn't Fatrick been banned from twitter for spamming? He posts the same fucking things over and over, sometimes hundreds of times a day.
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We suspect that this is one of the reasons he backs off - sometimes - and why he makes sure to type each reply by hand. He likely got burned once or twice by to-quick copypasta posting.
 
Booby Jones said:
Fastpeoplesearch says Pat is 44 while Kyle is 41. Maybe it's my autism, but little brother or baby brother is reserved for a bigger difference in age and it's fucking gay to keep hamfisting "little brother" every time Kyle is mentioned. Any little brother Atalker childs want to weigh in?
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No, little brother is correct when one brother is a normal sized in shape human, and the other one is so enormously fat he outweighs the needs of the many.
 
Comedian Pat is trotting out reused jokes in search of that next viral dopamine hit. The crowd is not amused.
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Brian would understand if he realized that Pat doesn't think he's ever made a bad tweet, let alone a bad joke. Every single udderance that slips from his lips is worthy of being carved in gold on top of Mount Olympus, so he just recycles them until they go viral.

As he's doing with this "small dick" joke that is so cumbersome it got wedged in his mouth sideways.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Every single udderance that slips from his lips is worthy of being carved in gold on top of Mount Olympus, so he just recycles them until they go viral.
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He's literally every failed, mentally retarded, failed comic. If the audience doesn't laugh, the audience failed, not him. He doesn't get that if you fail at the job of the audience laughing, YOU are the failure.
 
Booby Jones said:
Fastpeoplesearch says Pat is 44 while Kyle is 41. Maybe it's my autism, but little brother or baby brother is reserved for a bigger difference in age and it's fucking gay to keep hamfisting "little brother" every time Kyle is mentioned. Any little brother Atalker childs want to weigh in?
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He even referred to Kyle as his “little brother” when he was on that podcast explaining his past.

If you have to qualify that a sibling is younger when you are an adult, you say “younger brother/sister”.
Usually one only does that if you are talking to someone who knows that you have more than one sibling, but may not know their names.

I don’t think anyone I knew called their younger siblings “little brother or sister” after they were 12 or so unless they had a much younger sibling. And usually that would be a sibling that was actually little, like age 4 or under.
 
AnOminous said:
He's literally every failed, mentally retarded, failed comic. If the audience doesn't laugh, the audience failed, not him. He doesn't get that if you fail at the job of the audience laughing, YOU are the failure.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick. His humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of wikipedia searches most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Starwars: The Acolyt, for instance. The pests understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about TRUMP. As a consequence people who dislike Rick truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "You’re going to prison, stalker” which itself is a cryptic reference to Norm Macdonald. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Mullen’s genius wit unfolds itself on Cryptic Web Chronicles. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Lord of the Rings ring inscription tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 BMI points of my own (preferably higher) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
RussianParasite said:
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Lord of the Rings ring inscription tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 BMI points of my own (preferably higher) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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So just how damn fat do they need to be?
 
So Patrick did not attend the nearest redditor 5051 protest, I take it? He was probably too busy working on his highly anticipated Christmas Carol fanfic.
 
break these cuffs said:
Head over the Beauty Parlor and find out. No, not Ashely Isaacs' thread.
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He could deflower perma-virgin Anna O'Brien. I'm not sure how to go about doing it with a hamplanet like that. Nobody is. She's too large to simply roll in some flour and go for the wet spot. A block and tackle might be needed. Possibly one of those cranes that ports use to move around shipping containers.

Welp, to nobody's surprise, there was nary a trace on r/houseplans of the floorplan for the basement level of the hovel. We all know why. People who visit that basement are never seen again. It is accessible from 2611, but the stairwell is behind a presumably locked door. I wonder if Boomia managed to take a tour of the *pepperoni factory*. Doe he have any lock picking skills?
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
What an oddly specific fetish. I guess the armed revolution is out and savage street toughs (wtf is a street tough? Just say thugs stupid) with knives are in. Why knife fighting? Does he assume the brown shirts won’t be armed? He’s so horny for nigs with knives.
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Pat knows how to deal with visitors wielding pork daggers...
 
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