r/FedNews

[bort420]

Privatizing education is possibly the only way we'll ever get back to teenagers widely taking pre-calculus again. Any state schools that look to the DOE for curriculum/guidance are literally nigger corrals.

public education has been taken over by admins and unions. no one intelligent teaches anymore, so why would you send your kid to be school by a midwit at best ??

 

[waffle]

Usually I think all cops are fagots, but right now I'd join the Trump SS OIG CID in a heart beat.

Imagine the self image you must have for the president to say he's getting rid of federal employees, but only the useless ones and you just instantly think you're so turbo fucked you're ready to try and do a coup of the bureaucrats because you automatically think you'll be unemployed for life. It's like the know they don't actually do anything.

 

[SomeGuy1111]

My favorite part is them seething over being called a waste of tax money while simultaneously admitting they'll struggle to get private sector jobs, and if they do, they won't be paid as much




Others are coping that they aren't willingly going into the private sector because their job is the last line of defense for democracy. They're basically action movie heroes!

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's already retarded because of YOU and your ilk. That department doesn't do shit,states control the education.

This. Education is run by the States and Municipalities, not the Feds. All the education department does is bilk the tax payers and uses our money to pay for Gender Studies degrees and diploma mills.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Copying from this post because it really embodies the spirit of what the world should feel about FEDs.

Kill FEDS. Behead FEDS. Roundhouse kick a FEDS into the concrete. Slam dunk a FEDS baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bloodsuckers. Defecate in a FEDS food. Launch FEDS into the sun. Stir fry FEDS in a wok. Toss FEDS into active volcanoes. Urinate into a FEDS gas tank. Judo throw FEDS into a wood chipper. Twist FEDS heads off. Report FEDS to the IRS. Karate chop FEDS in half. Curb stomp pregnant FEDS. Trap FEDS in quicksand. Crush FEDS in the trash compactor. Liquefy FEDS in a vat of acid. Eat FEDS. Dissect FEDS. Exterminate FEDS in the gas chamber. Stomp FEDS skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate FEDS in the oven. Lobotomize FEDS. Mandatory abortions for FEDS. Grind FEDS fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown FEDS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize FEDS with a ray gun. Kick old FEDS down the stairs. Feed FEDS to alligators. Slice FEDS with a katana. Put a bomb in a FEDS's mouth. Throw knives at FEDS. Inflate FEDS until they pop. Send FEDS into a blackhole. Castrate FEDS. Feed FEDS poisoned food. Force FEDS to walk the plank. Push FEDS into a pit. Kneel on a FEDS's neck. Curse FEDS with a spell. Stuff FEDS babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten FEDS with a tank. Pop a FEDS's car tire. Strike FEDS children with a ruler. Make FEDS swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a FEDS's limbs. Airdrop FEDS into Antarctica. Throw FEDS off the boat. Pressurize FEDS into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a FEDS's ass. Falcon-punch a FEDS in the face. Make FEDS into fiction. Blow FEDS heads off with grenade launchers. Blow FEDS brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock FEDS in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail FEDS to a cross and stab them. Run over FEDS with a tank feet-first. Crush FEDS with a press. Attack FEDS with acid. Boil FEDS in a pan. Lock FEDS inside a brazen bull. Burn FEDS alive. Drag FEDS across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on FEDS. Quarter FEDS. Impale FEDS on a pike. Tenderize FEDS with a mallet. Ionise FEDS in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate FEDS in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify FEDS in a black hole. Curse FEDS with the necronomicon. Trap FEDS in purgatory. Bang a FEDS testicles with a spiked bat. Throw FEDS off a twelve story building. Freeze dry FEDS in the vacuum of space. Fry FEDS with power lines. Feed FEDS ricin. Kneecap a FEDS with a twelve gauge. Re enslave FEDS. Sell FEDS organs on the black market. Run FEDS over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw FEDS into the grand canyon. Burn FEDS with jet engine exhaust. Beat FEDS to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a FEDS asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice FEDS to the sun god. Drop FEDS out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed FEDS to sharks. Load a FEDS into a cannon and shoot the FEDS at a concrete wall. Keel Haul FEDS under a galleon. Disembowel FEDS with a bayonet. Strap a FEDS to a cruise missile and launch it at a FEDS neighbourhood. Drop FEDS into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter FEDS. Lure FEDS in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a FEDS to learn calculus, then kill the FEDS anyway. Atomize FEDS with a powerfist. Throw FEDS into vats full of FEV virus. Choke FEDS with barbed wire. Throw pianos at FEDS from 40-story buildings. Throw FEDS at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze FEDS in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie FEDS to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot FEDS with syringe guns. Defecate on FEDS food stamps. Make FEDS pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire FEDS into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on FEDS then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate FEDS with depleted uranium. Launch a FEDS with a trebuchet. Send a FEDS exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a FEDS as a crash test dummy. Tie FEDS onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a FEDS. Trample FEDS. Bury FEDS alive. Play bowling with FEDS heads as pins. Grate FEDS with a cheese grater. Get FEDS stuck in an elevator. Spray a FEDS toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a FEDS directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a FEDS parachute. Sabotage a FEDS bungee. Trap a FEDS under ice. Force a FEDS to work and support a family of 5. Force FEDS into gladiatorial combat. Send FEDS back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a FEDS room. Put FEDS on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a FEDS organs. Waterboard FEDS with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay FEDS. Tie FEDS to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on FEDS. Gibbet FEDS. Tie a lightning rod to a FEDS head during a storm. Lure FEDS into suicide pods. Bury FEDS neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending FEDS to it. Stir FEDS into cement. Squeeze FEDS through a chain link fence. Hack FEDS socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a FEDS. Microwave a FEDS head. Suck a FEDS into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a FEDS basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby FEDS in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash FEDS pale skin. Play games with FEDS jigsaw style. Trim a FEDS nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a FEDS to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a FEDS in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a FEDS bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a FEDS and serve nigga patties to other FEDS. Feed a FEDS viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a FEDS dildo. Stone FEDS. Tranquilize FEDS and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from FEDS. Throw a FEDS down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to FEDS. Pimp-slap FEDS into airplane turbines. Displace FEDS in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a FEDS a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on FEDS at maximum voltage. Give FEDS sentient brain parasites. Give FEDS over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave FEDS out for vultures. Drive a FEDS into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a FEDS. Strap FEDS on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap FEDS to a judas cradle. Blast FEDS with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy FEDS. Whip FEDS into obedience. Slingshot a FEDS into orbit. Rocket FEDS into the sun. Stir-fry FEDS in a wok. Urinate into a FEDS's gas tank. Judo throw FEDS into the wood chipper. Unscrew a FEDS's head off. Bake FEDS into FEDS-pizza. Arrest FEDS for no reason. Electrocute FEDS. Curb stomp pregnant FEDS. Beat a FEDS up. Slice a FEDS up and wear their skin. Set FEDS on fire. Spin FEDS around until they puke. Tie FEDS to a train track. Karate kick a FEDS in the testicles. Stomp FEDS skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil FEDS into a broth. Deep fry FEDS. Fourth-trimester abortions for FEDS. Blend FEDS in a blender. Snap a FEDS's neck. Throw FEDS off buildings. Send aliens to abduct FEDS. Force FEDS to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush FEDS with anvils. Throw FEDS off of rooftops. Incinerate FEDS. Starve FEDS. Blow FEDS up with dynamite. Gulp FEDS. Feast on FEDS eyeballs. Cave in a FEDS's skull. Kiss a FEDS to death. Peel a FEDS like a banana. Wipe out FEDS tribes. Deny FEDS into Heaven. Freeze FEDS in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a FEDS. Lock on to FEDS with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a FEDS. Ferment FEDS into stew. Ensnare FEDS. Nark on FEDS to the army. Cause a total FEDS purge. Jam a FEDS into a geyser. Axe murder a FEDS. Unleash Smelvin upon FEDS. Put FEDS on ships going to Transylvania and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total FED death.


@Null feel free to go through the stickers and get rid of all these FED RATS and sympathizers from your website.
Get fucking baited, feds/fags.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

We are in an overwhelming crisis. After just over two weeks in office, the Trump administration has unleashed wave after wave of catastrophic attacks—even going so far as cutting off critical funding for tens of millions of Americans in the form of WIC, SNAP, Head Start, and children's school programs. All the while handing over our government to the richest man on earth, Elon Musk.


This isn't business as usual—this administration is rapidly consolidating and exercising power in egregious ways, testing the limits of how much they can get away with.


It's time for Democrats to stick together, throw out the usual playbook, and do everything in their power to stop Trump's assaults. Will you add your name to the petition to show Democrats that we need and want them to step up?

> "THIS IS THE WORST CRISIS EVER WE ARE UNDER ATTACK WE NEED TO DO E V E R Y T H I N G TO STOP ADOLF TRUMPF!!!!!!"
> "Pls sign this petition"

lol

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Lol. Lmao, even.

I feel like Trump doesn’t have an ego about this. He nearly got his head blown off and has basically done everything he’s ever wanted to do besides buy an NFL team (still time, can’t hire Don Shula though).

The man doesn’t have internal feelings of inadequacy or daddy issues. Most of his issues and enemies are external. The petty insults are pure seethe towards him.

 

[StudMccool]

> "THIS IS THE WORST CRISIS EVER WE ARE UNDER ATTACK WE NEED TO DO E V E R Y T H I N G TO STOP ADOLF TRUMPF!!!!!!"
> "Pls sign this petition"

lol

at the end , a part I dident add is they grift and ask me for just 5 heckin dollarinos PLEEEEZ

these people are just the worst, ineffective and greedy

 

[Calzaghe2]

The true milk will be from the teachers sub once the doe is dead

 

[Waifu Denier]

Wait, so does the buyout offer have a deadline? I really want these people to obstinately refuse and then find out they won't even get the 8 months pay to soften the layoff.

 

[LongDayAgain]

I feel for yall over there, your government is run by a bunch of suicidal gay communists

Ireland probably has the most incompetent government in the Western world. We've been building a Children's Hospital since 2016 and it's still not even close to being finished. It's cost around €2.5 billion thus far. The original cost was €450 million.
So yeah, I'm a little pissed off at my tax euros being pissed up against a wall by retards.

It is by far the most expensive hospital ever built in human history. There were kids in 2016 who are now adults and therefore do not qualify for treatment there.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Thank God for Trump he is actually getting stuff done this term, look forward to seeing these traitors get sent to jail.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

EIGHT MONTHS of pay to walk away? Holy fuck these people are fucking retarded. I got a decent job but if I had 8 months to figure out something else to do instead of getting cut, I'd absolutely take it.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

We've been building a Children's Hospital since 2016 and it's still not even close to being finished. It's cost around €2.5 billion thus far. The original cost was €450 million.

Have you tried asking the Chinese for help?

 

[Delaware 14]

public education has been taken over by admins and unions. no one intelligent teaches anymore, so why would you send your kid to be school by midwest at best ??

I can tell you are the product of unintelligent teachers.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Have you tried asking the Chinese for help?

For all the shit we give China, at least they can fucking build stuff without needing reports and committees and bloated contracts. For fuck's sake. Our government recently spent €336,000 on a bike shed for Parliament that's just two metal frames and a bit of glass over it. It doesn't even prevent rain from coming in sideways and hitting the bikes.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Not a Burgernigger, but where I'm from government jobs pay like shit. If you're competent but find yourself unemployed, you can get a government job easily enough. Then you can leave and go somewhere else. In particular a lot of government jobs are flexi-time so you can go to interviews without taking time off.

I can't imagine it's much different in the States

It's a bit different. Over here government jobs are easy to get in to... If you come out of the right pipelines and know the right people. Government jobs are very much a nepotism thing.

It's why there's so fucking many dynasties and backdoor bullshit. Everyone was a staffer/garbage man/dick warmer/cunt cleaner for someone who was the same thing for someone else who was the same thing for someone else, and everyone came out of the same schools and programs.

Even on the smaller and more local level it can be nearly as bad.

Just some rando? It can be pretty hard to get your foot in the door. Unless you're diverse, in which case it's a bit easier.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

>a subreddit full of feds

bit redundant desu

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I'm confused are the jobs Trump is cutting actually useful or complete bullshit?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

TFD

Does the F stand for Fed or Furry? Turns out, they're one and the same.