💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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karatemanchan37 said:
I don't think it's red meat consumption as much as it is a complete overload of sugar and carbs. Even the bread he typically uses are Sweet Hawaiian Rolls.
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Plus tons of processed foods and the tendency to cover any and all veg in butter or high fat sauces or oil.
 
Re the prim rib- jack habitually cooks on too high a temperature. His attempts to "smoke" on his gas grill with a bullshit wood block is just a symptom of that and his habitual laziness.

As I psomised a couple weeks ago, here is jacks inabality to use his brain enough to realise that ceramic is brittle and only for soft things. You know, the things that you rely need a sharp knife on..


Also, featuring Jack being terrified of a peeler.
 
waffle said:
Re the prim rib- jack habitually cooks on too high a temperature. His attempts to "smoke" on his gas grill with a bullshit wood block is just a symptom of that and his habitual laziness.

As I psomised a couple weeks ago, here is jacks inabality to use his brain enough to realise that ceramic is brittle and only for soft things. You know, the things that you rely need a sharp knife on..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE
Also, featuring Jack being terrified of a peeler.
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absolutely terrible with a knife.
 
I made this account just to express my incredulity
the lazy man's tacos, are nachos
and they dont even look good
 
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donald trumpet said:
I made this account just to express my incredulity
the lazy man's tacos, are nachos
and they dont even look good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zHy7pM0U49w​
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Welcome to the farms, bruh. Do you move to Jack from Joey?

Also, yeah, he's clearly baiting us here & the Jackposters on /ck/ at this point. Like calling a hotdog a sandwich. Is he trying to say he doesn't know what nachos are? Actually, nachos are melted under a grill. It's sub-optimal nachos from a sub-optimal guy.
 
I've seen his show, some of the recipes themselves are decent so whether or not he cooks properly on the show doesn't really bother me. Some of them, like his "bean salad" which is basically just canned 'pork n beans' mixed with mayo are really disgusting however.

I think his product reviews are probably worse than his cooking; a lot of them just boil down to him not reading the instructions, then blaming the product when it doesn't work properly.

Once he even had Farberware sponsor him and send him an icemaker to demonstrate on his show, and he botched it by overfilling it with ice (due to not reading the instructions of course) and then blaming the product; I bet he never got another sponsor offer from them again
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donald trumpet said:
that seems to be a running theme
in this video he makes something so disgusting he even admits it tastes bad. but of course its not because he didnt look at directions, nooo its the seasoning! thats right, you don't need vinegar for pickling, just gotta use the right seasoning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw​
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Words cannot describe the level of stupid on display in this video, what the fuck are pickle barrels for if you just like, cook cucumbers on the stove to get pickles amirite?
 
Haha holy shit he doesn't even know how to fucking pickle food; that's so basic my child ass was able to do so while helping me gran. There's a reason I call Jack the DSP of cooking; arrogant enough to think he can, spiteful enough to fuck it up for the viewers, delusional enough to place the blame elsewhere, and a moneygrubbing shitstain who rabidly guns for freebies.

Further specifics: This mongoloid is missing a key ingredient: Vinegar. You need it to actually perform the fucking pickling process. He also does not allow his solution to cool down after over-boiling his solution and on top of that is kind of missing a bit of sugar to help take the bite out of the product. This is essentially creating the world's saddest broth to stew his veg in.
 
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Someone on /ck/ made this:

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Nothing inspires confidence in a chef like a cell phone in a raw meat container:

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Speaking of Jack and bad concepts, here was this thing I saw during the downtime we had:

As well as the video where he generates said horror:
 
so apparently jack has a twin brother? and my god, didn't notice it before but jack has absolutely ballooned in recent years. i mean he was still fat as fuck in his older videos but now it looks like he's trying to surpass the 500 mark

 
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