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When will Jack drop dead?

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So Jack's logic is "these nachos should be great because a Hispanic made it" which implies that all Hispanics are great nacho cooks.

Which is kind of like saying "all white guys are great at cooking chicken breast". Quality varies on the skill and experience of the chef, not what they grew up eating.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Celery root is low on the glycemic index which is great for diabetics, it has lower carbs, lower calories, and a good source of vitamin K. It's a good mash potato substitute. I personally would only use 2 tablespoons of butter and milk.
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I'd be careful with eating celery root however, as it is known to be phototoxic and can cause severe burns on the skin if you eat celery root and then go outside in the sunshine.

A 65-year-old woman developed a severe, generalized phototoxic reaction following a visit to a suntan parlor. History taking revealed that she had consumed a large quantity of celery root (Apium graveolens) 1 hour earlier. With the use of thin-layer chromatography, methoxsalen (8-methoxypsoralen) and 5-methoxypsoralen were identified in the extract from a similar celery root. The biologic activity of this extract, as evaluated with the semiquantitative Candida albicans inhibition technique, indicated a total psoralen dose of approximately 45 mg. Substantial amounts of psoralen may be absorbed from vegetables, such as celery, and under unusual circumstances, this may constitute a health hazard.
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2221939
 
Aaway said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CcwQeQ4VY7I
just came across this gem

jack was served what he deemed to be bad nachos from two different restaurants and is puzzled because at both places the owners and cooks were all hispanic which means that in his words they "grew up with nachos"

so of course the nachos should be better.. because nachos is a fucking mexican dish right?

god jack is an idiot
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"A little bit of sour cream." he said, panning over the gigantic blob of sour cream.
Jack's opinions on food are always stupid. I really do feel like he's using these "playing with your food" videos as an excuse to get multiple dinners. I can't imagine what waiting on him in a restaurant must be like. He asks to see the manager multiple times, brings his own hairs for his food, complains about everything as his family sink ever lower in their chairs from embarrassment.
 
So I was allowed to follow him on Twitter...


Dude also has a vlog? LOL

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Im gonna have to check out Jack's retard vlog later. when I'm not on my phone I'll post the link to his ceramic knife review where he breaks the shit out of it by attempting to saw a wooden spoon I half with it. No, I do not know what that was supposed to test. J

As shit as his ability to use a knife is I have no idea how he still has all his fingers
 
Aaway said:
he refers to blink 182 as grunge. had to stop it there
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It's as a friend of mine said, when you complain about today's music the way your parents complained about yours it means you're officially old. In that case Jack in ancient if he thinks Blink 182 is anything other than Pop Punk. I'd accept Skate Punk and Alternative as well with provisos however.

It's a fact that the music you grew up with during your formative years becomes your preferred music throughout your life. It doesn't mean you can't appreciate anything else or like another style, but this style becomes almost "personal" to you and you can't understand how anybody else can't like it. Then when musical styles change and you're left behind you feel somehow like the world makes less sense.

This is where Jack is. He doesn't understand that muscial styles change with the times and the "great" music he grew up with is just as inane to an outsider as today's music is to him.

Besides, when people complain about all the Top 40 songs today it's because most of them are crap. Just like most Top 40 songs were crap 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 30 years ago etc. We only really remember the hits unless you were really into a certain sound or genre. Jack unfortunately doesn't get this.
tl;dr - Jack really isn't an expert on anything so anything he says needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

MintChocolateChip said:
Is he seriously trying to use intellectual as an insult?

Like yeah, oh man, sick burn you did there.
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Just goes to show what kind of person he is. When being smart is seen as a bad thing, you know you're dealing with an idiot.
 
I'm a real fat guy, but people like jack always make me feel good that my body is proportional and I don't just have a huge gut and not arms or legs.

Do we know what's up with Jack's health? He's had like three surgeries and a thousand hospital visits in the last few moths.
 
Judging by Jack's shape. He has a lot of visceral fat. Fat around the vital organs, it's fat inside the abdominal cavity, fat that is under the muscles instead of on top, which creates the classic beer gut, but for Jack it's extreme. Visceral fat causes high cholesterol, diabetes, sexual dysfunction, stroke and heart attacks. Heath at any size, y'all.
 
yeah i was wondering about his health too since one of those tweets on the last page mentioned something about surgery

from the way he looks and eats i'll take a wild guess and say jack's health is complete shit. and he's clearly one of those people who couldn't care less about it. his red meat consumption seems to be off the charts which is contributing to his poor health, especially for someone of his age
 
Aaway said:
yeah i was wondering about his health too since one of those tweets on the last page mentioned something about surgery

from the way he looks and eats i'll take a wild guess and say jack's health is complete shit. and he's clearly one of those people who couldn't care less about it. his red meat consumption seems to be off the charts which is contributing to his poor health, especially for someone of his age
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I don't think it's red meat consumption as much as it is a complete overload of sugar and carbs. Even the bread he typically uses are Sweet Hawaiian Rolls.
 
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