💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yeah, at a cursory glance that's what Rick is, too, and his identical dumb shit is literally the same fearpasting, but he somehow makes it new, and finds new insanity. Movieblob is just ... so generic.

When I was really young, my family and I would get into arguments with the dog, with the dog's voice provided by different people, and "he" would identify himself as the legal beagle. The arguments were absurd, the entire premise is ridiculous, but it was dumb fun. He would always say he was performing a citizen's arrest for various things, the food wasn't on time, the treat was too small, he didn't like the walk because it was raining etc, etc. No matter what you argue back, he would just say, "Double jeopardy," and state that you were under arrest.

Anyway, for me, that is Pat. He is absurd, and he is so ridiculous he is funny. He argues with his toilet, for fucks sake, actual earnest arguments with his toilet. Reality does not matter to Pat; he continues his absurd, impotent, meaningless arguments and thinks that he matters while everyone just indulges him like a small, yappy dog.

 

[Markorian]

I know its wrong to admit it, but the pests do make it pretty funny at times. MovieBob is just a bitter, hateful turd who spreads misery. I pity him having such a bleak existence.

See, normally I'd treat cow tipping like you're going to a movie and there's a fat sheboon talking over it and making everything about herself, but with the pests, they're part of the show. Pat is the one who at every turn escalated things between them, not them. This is more like you're at a theater to see a performer, and halfway through the show he starts bringing people from the audience on stage and claims he can beat them all up, and they make fun of his tiny faucet shaped penis and attempt to give him a wedgie, only to discover he's commando and all those greasy bar food and cheap beer sharts had no protective barrier to catch them.

 

[femoralcanal]

Pat is absurdly layered

It's mostly lipids

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyway, for me, that is Pat. He is absurd, and he is so ridiculous he is funny. He argues with his toilet, for fucks sake, actual earnest arguments with his toilet. Reality does not matter to Pat; he continues his absurd, impotent, meaningless arguments and thinks that he matters while everyone just indulges him like a small, yappy dog.

This is exactly it. He's so lovably bad at everything and so forceful about it all, that it doesn't matter if he says something I agree with, I disagree with, I hate. It's all so impotently funny.

Sighs wistfully - the only cow that came close for me was Dobson, I still miss his comics, bros.

 

[Markorian]

This is exactly it. He's so lovably bad at everything and so forceful about it all, that it doesn't matter if he says something I agree with, I disagree with, I hate. It's all so impotently funny.

Sighs wistfully - the only cow that came close for me was Dobson, I still miss his comics, bros.

Dobson's the one that turned me from someone who follows Chris Chan into a lolcow enthusiast, so I feel you there.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Maybe this has been posted already but ConFusion's schedule is finally up.
Rick is set to speak on the 26th between 11:00 and 11:50 EST.

He's sharing a slot with the "queer fantasy writer" pictured below:

Spoiler: Biography

E.D.E. Bell (she/her or e/em) loves fantasy fiction, and enjoys blending classic and modern elements. A passionate vegan and earnest progressive, she feels strongly about issues related to equality and compassion. Her works often explore conceptions of identity and community, including themes of friendship, family, and connection. She lives in Ferndale, Michigan, where she writes stories and revels in garlic. You can follow her adventures at edebell.com.
Bell was born in the year of the fire dragon during a Cleveland blizzard. After a youth in the Mitten, an MSE in Electrical Engineering from the University of Michigan, three wonderful children, and nearly two decades in Northern Virginia and Southwest Ohio developing technical intelligence strategy, she started the indie press Atthis Arts. Working through mental disorders and an ever-complicated world, she now tries to bring light and love as she can through fantasy fiction, as a proud part of the Detroit arts community.

Now I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... this is literally just Pat with an even shittier haircut.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Now I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... this is literally just Pat with an even shittier haircut.

That's the lady, who when poked by a pest as to her books only selling because of her disability, replied "they're not selling" or something similar.

Hopefully she eats Pat live on-stage.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, at a cursory glance that's what Rick is, too, and his identical dumb shit is literally the same fearpasting, but he somehow makes it new, and finds new insanity. Movieblob is just ... so generic.

Cows in general have to be gotten into at the right time.
Chris Chan of course, in his heyday was just fail after fail, providing ridiculous situations and resulting milk.
These days he is so fucking boring and hanging out with some Finnish bint who understands personal opsec, so people are resorting to insane theories about what’s happening and creaming their pants over bad photos taken by Redditors.

Those that got into particular cows during a particular hilarious event often follow them long after the lulz have died, but will be reminded of said grand event every time the cow comes up for air.

Then later comers will not really get the “fun” as all they will see is just some weird guy saying weird shit. Usually the moment of the grand event will have been zeitgeist-y and not that fun after the fact.

Pat’s charm is that he deliberately tries to capture zeitgeist, but fails so ridiculously and consistently, that new comers always see a new hilarious event.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Dobson's the one that turned me from someone who follows Chris Chan into a lolcow enthusiast, so I feel you there.

Dobson is also a great contrast to Rick. One day he saw the light, DFE’d and nary a word has been heard from him since, unlike our Rickles who must. correcT. The. recorD

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe this has been posted already but ConFusion's schedule is finally up.
Rick is set to speak on the 26th between 11:00 and 11:50 EST.
View attachment 6890235
He's sharing a slot with the "queer fantasy writer" pictured below:
View attachment 6890246

Spoiler: Biography

E.D.E. Bell (she/her or e/em) loves fantasy fiction, and enjoys blending classic and modern elements. A passionate vegan and earnest progressive, she feels strongly about issues related to equality and compassion. Her works often explore conceptions of identity and community, including themes of friendship, family, and connection. She lives in Ferndale, Michigan, where she writes stories and revels in garlic. You can follow her adventures at edebell.com.
Bell was born in the year of the fire dragon during a Cleveland blizzard. After a youth in the Mitten, an MSE in Electrical Engineering from the University of Michigan, three wonderful children, and nearly two decades in Northern Virginia and Southwest Ohio developing technical intelligence strategy, she started the indie press Atthis Arts. Working through mental disorders and an ever-complicated world, she now tries to bring light and love as she can through fantasy fiction, as a proud part of the Detroit arts community.

Now I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... this is literally just Pat with an even shittier haircut.

She probably smells worse than Pat if she revels in garlic.

Perhaps that’s the signature on her hand crafted pepperoni?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pat’s charm is that he deliberately tries to capture zeitgeist, but fails so ridiculously and consistently, that new comers always see a new hilarious event.

This is so true; the number of patposters who even know what norm11 is, let alone "were there to see it" is few and far between.

So many different times you might first have been exposed, so many different personas, so many unique and new ways to fail.

 

[AnOminous]

The chromosomes determining sex are in almost every cell of your body from the moment of conception onwards.

And, except with some very rare mutations, are always either XX or XY.

Remember when the main gripe with the Christian right was "reeeee they don't believe in science." Because they'd say silly things like Jesus rode a dinosaur or fossils were created by the Devil to tempt us. And let's be fair, you can't actually see a dinosaur and most of the fossils are fragmentary enough our actual idea of what they were has been subject to change, even recently (i.e. T. Rex going from an awesome practically a dragon thing to a giant feathered chicken).

And now these cultists deny basic biological reality you can literally see with your eyes.

 

[RollingRock2]

Maybe this has been posted already but ConFusion's schedule is finally up.
Rick is set to speak on the 26th between 11:00 and 11:50 EST.
View attachment 6890235
He's sharing a slot with the "queer fantasy writer" pictured below:
View attachment 6890246

Spoiler: Biography

E.D.E. Bell (she/her or e/em) loves fantasy fiction, and enjoys blending classic and modern elements. A passionate vegan and earnest progressive, she feels strongly about issues related to equality and compassion. Her works often explore conceptions of identity and community, including themes of friendship, family, and connection. She lives in Ferndale, Michigan, where she writes stories and revels in garlic. You can follow her adventures at edebell.com.
Bell was born in the year of the fire dragon during a Cleveland blizzard. After a youth in the Mitten, an MSE in Electrical Engineering from the University of Michigan, three wonderful children, and nearly two decades in Northern Virginia and Southwest Ohio developing technical intelligence strategy, she started the indie press Atthis Arts. Working through mental disorders and an ever-complicated world, she now tries to bring light and love as she can through fantasy fiction, as a proud part of the Detroit arts community.

Now I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... this is literally just Pat with an even shittier haircut.

Is mer given name by chance Jennifer?

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Dobson is also a great contrast to Rick. One day he saw the light, DFE’d and nary a word has been heard from him since, unlike our Rickles who must. correcT. The. recorD

is he really just gone?

 

[FinnSven]

This is so true; the number of patposters who even know what norm11 is, let alone "were there to see it" is few and far between.

So many different times you might first have been exposed, so many different personas, so many unique and new ways to fail.

Yeah, I got into a little spat with some part time Pat poster who didn’t know who PCJ was.

He tried to make out that PCJ must have been an obscure Pat-lore figure.

 

[Judge Holden]

is he really just gone?

Gooning-be-real here, I genuinely half suspect he wound up accidentally driving his prius into a deep lake or wandered off the trail when visiting a national park or something, and his family didn't/dont give a shit about him enough to report him missing, meaning in like 20-40 years when we are all in the KiwiFarms retirement prison we will hear the news of his skeletal remains being dragged out the water or out of some hidden cave in the Ozarks

Someone that fucking autistic and insufferable just dropping off the internet doesnt compute to me

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

And now these cultists deny basic biological reality you can literally see with your eyes.

The triple insanity was that the "fundy science-denying Christian right" was always a slender fraction of the actual Christian right (fundamentalist young earth Christians always are) but it was always attributed to all of them in some motte/bailey thing.

Now it's not just retards like Ricky going crazy, its entire swaths of the population.

Gay marriage really was a monkey's paw for these guys.

is he really just gone?

Yup, you can check his thread. Now KF isn't the autistic phonebooking website some think it is, but numerous people have tried various attempts to find anything anything on him since he disappeared, and have come up with nothing.

It's becoming almost mythological at this point, where any artcow is tested to see if it might be the return of the Dobson. There was even talk that Mr Nubly could be him (obviously wasn't, but believers gotta believe).

 

[AnOminous]

Moderate success conning publishers. He convinced them that his twitter numbers would translate to sales. Fat tits never earned back an advance.

The timing is right. It was during the period where useless idiots like Lindsay Ellis and Zoe Quinn were getting books published (that ended up right in the remainder bin). It's also in line with the general pattern of absolute idiocy in publishing, i.e. "Twitter retards buy books" and "fat crippled Negro lesbians with vitiligo sell games."

The actual lulz with blob are relatively few and far between. It's mostly "And here's the dumb shit he said on Twitter today. And here's the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter yesterday. And the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter last week..."

It's sort of like pepperoni actually. Sure, it's the same no matter where you slice it, but it's still tasty.

Sighs wistfully - the only cow that came close for me was Dobson, I still miss his comics, bros.

I think Dobson's finest moment was when he did a comic raging about someone taking a picture of a cosplayer at a nerd con of some sort, portraying him as some sexist pervert harassing her, and then someone found the actual picture of the event, and the cosplayer called him a retard because the guy was her boyfriend taking a picture entirely with her permission, and to top it all off, the picture of the event showed him far in the background, alone at his table with no line, impotently seething with a sour expression of incel rage.

That's the lady, who when poked by a pest as to her books only selling because of her disability, replied "they're not selling" or something similar.

Anyone capable of self-deprecating humor is already superior to Rick.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The timing is right. It was during the period where useless idiots like Lindsay Ellis and Zoe Quinn were getting books published (that ended up right in the remainder bin). It's also in line with the general pattern of absolute idiocy in publishing, i.e. "Twitter retards buy books" and "fat crippled Negro lesbians with vitiligo sell games."

The best thing about that publisher lawsuit about whatever merger it was: learning that publishers don't know shit about what will sell (beyond, if the author's last book sold millions, the next one might).

It was hilarious reading how $500k and $5k advances had basically the same chance of being a bestseller, and they just tried to get as many out there as they could.

Given all that, "twitter followers" was as good a tea-leaf read as anything.

 

[ChampFantana]

MovieBob is just a bitter, hateful turd who spreads misery. I pity him having such a bleak existence.

I respect your ability to pity Lardo Retardo, but I don't share it.

The Kwisatz Tarderach goes so far out of his way to be a spiteful, hate-filled cretin to EVERYONE that isn't his family (Incuding people that agree with his retarded political takes) that I just find it impossible to pity him one iota.