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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Burt has just given Jobe an N-word pass for his 26th birthday on stream. Jobe is absolutely thrilled.
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In Letty's case it isn't even FT, she just struck out on her own and got hooked up with Ice Poseidon which opened a whole new world of opportunities, as well as a new audience, to her.
Jon fought hard for her to get on Hunger Games iirc, dude has his good moments in between all the god awful gay shit
 
Current CK Timeline:

CK got released from the psych ward

Immediately returned to the Bowling Alley that trespassed her.

CK is arrested by angry dike View attachment 6867089

Released an hour later with a $500 bond (?) court date 30th Jan

Call her, she’s Lucid, normal, talking like a real person, etc.

Goes to stay with ‘friends’ who buy her weed.

Back to being crazy.

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If she quits cannabis she’ll be fine. If she doesn’t she’ll be a tragic lolcow.

Case closed
any footage of the incident? where'd you get this picture of the cop?
 
Current CK Timeline:

CK got released from the psych ward

Immediately returned to the Bowling Alley that trespassed her.

CK is arrested by angry dike View attachment 6867089

Released an hour later with a $500 bond (?) court date 30th Jan

Call her, she’s Lucid, normal, talking like a real person, etc.

Goes to stay with ‘friends’ who buy her weed.

Back to being crazy.

View attachment 6867098


If she quits cannabis she’ll be fine. If she doesn’t she’ll be a tragic lolcow.

Case closed
Thanks for not posting the images as thumbnails, having that extra large face take up my monitor really was terrifying
 
Binx found one of Burt's notes and read it out loud, whoever wrote it (probably :jaceknife:) is stealing shit from Petscop), a webseries about a fake lost PS1 game that unfortunately went from being about just child abuse to the main character being a pooner that got super traumatised and the game telling their story, in the note it said that if Burt didn't fail the rebirthing process he would've been the New Luca, which is stolen from this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y82EsETuMbM:423
Was it ever confirmed 100% that Petscop was about pooner shit? Most ARGs suck ass but Petscop was insanely good minus the ending.
 
Was it ever confirmed 100% that Petscop was about pooner shit? Most ARGs suck ass but Petscop was insanely good minus the ending.
It wasn't said outright but everything pointed to it. Originally it was just about how Marvin thought that Care was Lina reborn and wanted to rebirth her into Lina. Then it was revealed that Paul didn't remember anyone going missing, that he was the same age as Care and resembled her. Then came the episode where we see a conversation between Care and her mother where Care is given loud, low pitched sounds when speaking and doesn't seem to be herself, and Paul reveals that this was a conversation he had on his latest birthday. In one episode it was revealed that Marvin would be constantly tormenting her while kidnapped, calling her ugly and that nobody would love her.

At the end Belle asks him if he remembers being born and talks about how they were together in the back of the car with mom driving and that they were going to be a new family together. So therefore everything pointed to Care being so traumatised that she ending up pooning out into Paul.
 
Alex is doing a live stream in studio with Tay, Dunye, and Kawan. Kawan just revealed that he was initially meant to be on the original Famous House but was contacted and told that someone was already in his place flying to the house, and after this they reached out to him a couple weeks later for Famous House 2.0
Kawan said he was supposed to be on the original famous house when he was packing his stuff and getting ready to leave and was talking to Payton, thats why everyone started making fun of him and comparing him to Mizzy about "He knew the whole time!" There also was a few conversations that Tony and Kawan had in the small room that connected to the loft that had no cameras in it about the show, but you could kind of overhear them on loft cam and Kawan told Tony on the first couple hours that they where in the house that it was all live-streamed and a few other tidbits.
 
Our favorite director and culture advancer take on David Lynch.
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I can't find the clip on Youtube so you'll just have to take my word for this but I'm 90% sure this is Jet regurgitating something Sam said during his streaming days. It was something along the lines of "David Lynch is weird for the sake of weird and there is no real point to his art. I don't like him". I guarantee you he's never actually sat through a Lynch movie.
 
Never mind I found it. "David Lynch is a nerd. Anyone who makes confusing stuff on purpose and the point is how confusing it is a nerd". The same guy who said Breaking Bad was a horrible show then later admitted the only time he ever watched it was 30 second Youtube shorts of it.

 
Burt watches Kenny vs Spenny, the episode where they compete over who gay men like the most. It ends in a draw and both get teabagged.
Burt's reactions to Canucks pulling out their balls on network TV:
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The clip:
 
Never mind I found it. "David Lynch is a nerd. Anyone who makes confusing stuff on purpose and the point is how confusing it is a nerd". The same guy who said Breaking Bad was a horrible show then later admitted the only time he ever watched it was 30 second Youtube shorts of it.

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Hes right though, Elephant man was good, Eraser head was boring besides visually being le wacky XD.
Make a real movie like The lost boys.
 
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