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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Lidl Drip said:
The highlights of Ralphs career will forever be streams where he was passed out drunk.
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I prefer the time when he fatly fell from his chair while "show me dat pussy, show it to me" played in the background with the sounds of piss bottles rattling right after calling @Potentially Criminal fat.
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He strikes me as a customer whom you'd ask "How are things going?" out of politeness and they just spill their whole life story you don't give any shits about.

He should tell these stories to whatever hooker he manages to get to get them to leave sooner.
 
WingsOfLardation said:
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Ethan Ralph - Goodbye For Now.mp4


Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
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it turns out Ralph was secretly Joe Biden all along. And now they both ride off into the sunset.

Seriously, can Ralph's physiology actually withstand sobriety for a period longer than 57 minutes? It feels like his vital functions can only remain stable within a carefully balanced equilibrium of booze, hard drugs, soft drugs, and drain cleaner. If they take anything away it's going to start an escalating chemical fusion reaction that will explode in the middle of Tijuana.
 
lester said:
Yeah, what's going on with that?
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Actually I think Ralph never ever mentioning his brother online is prob the best thing he has ever done. I am sure there are some dent head cow tippers out there who would have fucked with him just to get a reaction out of Ralph. The dude was dealt a shitty hand in life and doesn't need random assholes from the internet messing with him.
 
The rich and famous with millions of dollars going to the finest rehab centers in the world struggle with their sobriety. Piggertits doesn't have a chance in hell.
 
the_hidden_one said:
There was a period where the killstream was actually entertaining and wouldn't be against seeing it come back.
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Unfortunately, I dont see that ever happening. There are so many people that Ralph has burnt the bridge with so many people that even if he pulled a 180 and turned everything around the guests that made the killstream what it was would never return.
 
For the sake of his two young children, I hope Ralph succeeds in rehab and is able to turn over a new leaf once he’s out. Obviously that wouldn’t be a very funny outcome — nor is it especially likely — but I do hope it happens.
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@MadStan post on pg 1905 convinced me, I disavow
 
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timewave0 said:
For the sake of his two young children, I hope Ralph succeeds in rehab and is able to turn over a new leaf once he’s out. Obviously that wouldn’t be a very funny outcome — nor is it especially likely — but I do hope it happens.
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lol what? Ralph is completely incapable of taking care of his children or treating them well and openly hates his daughter for being a girl. Him being involved in their lives would only hurt them. For the sake of his children he should remain out of their lives.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Ralph writing a speech he wishes someone else would give about him at his grave,
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought the whole thing sounded like some sort of strange eulogy-come-suicide-note. I swear if it wasn't for the bit at the end, I'd have thought the man was going to blow his fucking brains out
 
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