💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Historical Strelkov said:
To be fair Melonie Mac and Anisa are both shrill, exhausting personalities. I actually don't disagree with PPP, its just that hes fat.
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Outside of his assertion that Melonie's ex-husband left her to have sodomy with men, PPP happens to be correct in his take on Melonie Mac, it's just that the enemy of my enemy is sometimes also my enemy.
 
ashton's overwhelming hatred of women is extra prevalent in this one, boys. motherfucker doesn't even play video games, admittedly. he just wanted a target to let out some of his anger about canada and his failing show so he's picking these trash whores to do on the show. i think it's because the topic is the only one that gets ashton animated like this anymore. outside of this, he's been increasingly less energized and the conviction in his voice seems less

edit: now we're watching a woman faking to struggle with a peach in a jar. this show is DEAD
 
Good news, we're heavily invested in autism and this bodes well for 2025.
Bad news, Ashton is also heavily invested in autism.
Either way, autism is a hot commodity in 2025.

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jewsernotfound said:
i'm 10 minutes from the end on this one and i'm completely at a loss. no notes from me, the show was just absolute slop.
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As per advice received in DMs, I am on hiatus from extreme play by plays of the shows. I may reverse this position at some point, but when I fixate on how Ashton fidgets his pencil, it may be time to calm my tism. The shows are transparently bad at this point and I generally don't shoot fish in barrels, unless some other factor compels me to do exactly that. Bad content speaks for itself and I'm going to pivot to analyzing moments in their various histories that have largely been obscured to the sands of time, but warrant analysis in a new light based on new information. Bless those of you who review the source material for the fresh gaffes, but the best possible news is when the material speaks for itself.
 
hawkisnight said:
I saw clip channel upload some hoe content but I assumed it was Warski's idea not PPP because Andy is the one who watches this boring crap. Strange. All that fat must be finally getting to his head.
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All of the fat obscures PPP's peNOS and the estrogen makes him forever flaccid. So he has to goon for hours on end before he's able to relieve himself.
That's why he allegedly does all of these e-whore cuckold segments.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Melonie Mac SHOULD have a thread here. She used to work for Kotaku and largely embraced their progressive positions, until she pushed back against them in late 2020 if memory serves. She initially just politely rejected some of their more extreme positions, but was exiled because leftists can't stand dissent in any measure. She then embraced the persona of a born again Christian with far right positions and has grifted off a bunch of thirsty male simps. Notably, her only marriage lasted less than a year, she has been hospitalized at least twice for dehydration and not from strenuous activity, she literally eats butter and has valley girl inflections and an IQ to match. Her positions are all over the place and works under Jeremy Hambly/The Quartering, massive milquetoast youtuber who reads other peoples articles and grifts the algorithm. Melonie is legitimately a frustrating person for the same reason that Ashton's sermons run hollow when juxtaposed to his actions. Melonie Mac is an infuriating individual and used to be part of the "Simp Cast" with Chrissie Mare. She is obsessed with Laura Croft and Tomb Raider specifically, as this is her bread and butter of her grifting. She's terrible, but PPP does not have the high ground.
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The Melonie segment was pure pain. Not only because of Ash and Andy, but because her voice is so grating! I personally don't think she's interesting enough for a thread of her own.
 
Nod Flenders said:
The Melonie segment was pure pain. Not only because of Ash and Andy, but because her voice is so grating! I personally don't think she's interesting enough for a thread of her own.
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I agree that Ash and Andy did a bad job with the source material, I believe Farmers can do far better, so I don't put too much weight on their particular coverage of it. That said, you are in the majority opinion and I am in the dissenting opinion regarding whether or not she deserves a thread. I see where you're coming from and I may be wrong, but as of this juncture, I fully believe her to be thread-worthy, if not only for the fact that the "de-beautify women in games" is ALSO a woke talking point and runs contrary to her initial positions and her revised positions. She manages to have THREE contradicting positions based on the time frame one samples. That said, it is what the community finds of general interest that is relevant, not about my tastes specifically, and at this juncture, more people agree with you than me.
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
The clip channel is destroying them.
They're forced to do nontent segments because it's currently trending.
It might honestly be one of the major reasons for the troubles they're having (that are not interpersonal).
People keep wondering why they aren't just picking random insane lolcows/horrorcows to do segments on.
It doesn't even need that much prep-work. Literally just do live deep dives while giving reactions and takes on the spot.
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It's a waste of time anyway, the clip channel gained popularity with the Rekieta thing, but they squandered that opportunity because their streaming model is to cater to paypigs like Metokur Masochist or the guy who makes them watch things slow or whatever, it's now starting to fall off.

They also have to split the advertising money 3 ways and you can tell the editor is in full control of the channel and likely created the account since it's listed as being in Ireland.
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Rick Nekieta said:
As per advice received in DMs, I am on hiatus from extreme play by plays of the shows. I may reverse this position at some point, but when I fixate on how Ashton fidgets his pencil, it may be time to calm my tism.
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I appreciate summaries of the stream since in general I don't watch any of them unless there's a specific reason to.

GoharMaria said:
Are they just downplaying the Ralph and Nick stuff because they know they wont have them around for content soon, and are now trying to sell everyone this nontent?
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No. If anything they are dropping the Ralph and Nick stuff because they are seething about getting pressed.
 
i too appreciate Rick's summaries and i watch the eps in their entirety. it's good to see someone else's breakdown to see if there's anywhere i agree/disagree. plus its always good to view something through someone else's eyes

i have a feeling the vibe of the show is being shifted to less sektur driven content and more algorithm sloptent. the boys reached a nexus with the vegas scandal and i believe they are scrambling to find content people will pay for and in a low-brow effort, they just scraped the twitter algorithm for surface garbage. i don't know if they're tired of the sektur but it sure seems like it. they try to cut segments short all the time and flatout ignore segments from people the show was literally founded on (i.e. - ralph and fuentes)
 
Balldo's Gate said:
It's a waste of time anyway, the clip channel gained popularity with the Rekieta thing, but they squandered that opportunity because their streaming model is to cater to paypigs like Metokur Masochist or the guy who makes them watch things slow or whatever, it's now starting to fall off.

They also have to split the advertising money 3 ways and you can tell the editor is in full control of the channel and likely created the account since it's listed as being in Ireland.
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Balldo, I have some MAJOR contradicting assertions as to how much money the clip channel may be pulling in. On one hand, I see this.

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On the other hand, I see this on their social blade.

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Obviously one or both of these are an order of magnitude off. Which is the more credible frame of reference? Or are both incredibly faulty mechanisms and a better frame of reference is needed? I killed a 45 minute effort post because of this contradiction.

Added in edit: I am leaning more towards the latter, because even the "safe edgy" of the clip channel is not going to be high advertiser preference, as they'd clearly rather advertise on legitimately wholesome and mainstream channels. This is only an educated guess, not an informed position.

Added in second edit: It appears that doubling or tripling the social blade is more accurate for a first world country, as the worldwide stats are based on the fact that a third world channel gets a lot less dollahs per view, as their ads do not reach those with deep pockets. I'll use 2.5X social blade estimate as a decent estimator for now. It bears noting that this is BEFORE YT's 30% cut and whatever taxes they pay. Based on this, I guesstimate the channel nets just shy of 60K/yr before taxes, after YT cut, which is just shy of 20K per person. 20K for flaked, 20K for A and A. Add this to the estimated 40K from Kick, we have roughly 60K + gumroad earnings + superchat earnings - taxes.

Added in yet another edit: I do recall them verbally saying they paid Flaked a grand a month at one point. This may or may not be current. If Flake's cut is only 12K, that increases A and A's respective earnings by 4K.
 
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I was thinking back on what I said and I think PPPastor would be hilarious arc. I was just imagining him during the service passing out the collections tray.
"WE'RE GONNA READ PSALMS UNTIL WE GET 100 DOLLARS IN TITHES."
"Mrs. Johnson for 20 DOLLARS?" and Altar Boy Andy going YOOOOOO *clapclap*
PPP in the middle of a sermon and Andy standing next to him going Ashton, A-Ashton, Ashton, Ashton, b-but Ashton.
A baby starts crying mid service, and PPP whips out a triangle and starts screeching "RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT"

All in all I think it would be actually more funny than Kino Casino currently is.
 
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I've stopped watching any of the live stuff because frankly the content isn't worthy of going out of my way to consume it. But apparently the vibe has shifted so tangibly you can even see the cracks forming on their clipped youtube content. Ashton is barely holding it together.

The amount of distain and disgust Ashton feels when having to acknoledge Andy at all is apparent. It kinda reminds me of the early 2022 shows when Ashton had to suffer Andys binge drinking and wine snorting sessions. Which is probably foreshadowing to the eventual break up due to relapse (all of these scripts are played out already).

This is just what I got from their curated clipped content designed to remove all the awkward bad chemistry sections, so I can't imagine the cringe that ISN'T making the cut.

Take solace A logs, and know that even though Andy is unbearably annoying to a borderline sadistic level. At least PPP is suffering the most every single show for his sleazy sinful ways.
 
Yes I'm New said:
This is just what I got from their curated clipped content designed to remove all the awkward bad chemistry sections, so I can't imagine the cringe that ISN'T making the cut.
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That sort of stuff even making the cut on YouTube is wild.
PPP has been taking jabs at Andy whenever he reads an overly sexual comment from their chat, so he can seal clap at it.

*Andy reads comment about semen*
PPP: "But did you really have to read that? Now it's immortalized on the stream there, Andy."
Andy then gets defensive but tries to play it off for laughs while looking at the chat for affirmation.
PPP not being fond of Andy reading just about anything out loud is probably related to the recent drama.

I wanna bet that PPP has ordered Andy to lock everything down tight and not engage with the various criticisms.
 
Okay, time to jet on afternoon business. I have decided to alternate in play by play recaps (with commentary) of current and historic content of our resident Lard and Tard. If there's a show tonight, I'll recap it. Most likely, that will be a tomorrow project, so I can imbibe it at a heightened speed. If not, I'll recap a classic moment in their respective histories, which may or may not be of the Casino era. I'm leaning towards the chat revolt of July of 22, given their recent hostility towards the tomato emoticon. I'll either cover PowerChatGate tonight (if no show) or tonight's show tomorrow followed by a Saturday coverage of PowerChatGate. Thank you for the feedback. I'm going to alternate between classic and current content.
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
That sort of stuff even making the cut on YouTube is wild.
PPP has been taking jabs at Andy whenever he reads an overly sexual comment from their chat, so he can seal clap at it.

*Andy reads comment about semen*
PPP: "But did you really have to read that? Now it's immortalized on the stream there, Andy."
Andy then gets defensive but tries to play it off for laughs while looking at the chat for affirmation.
PPP not being fond of Andy reading just about anything out loud is probably related to the recent drama.

I wanna bet that PPP has ordered Andy to lock everything down tight and not engage with the various criticisms.
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I mean yeah. Their chat is being swept with a permaban for anything pointing out any kind of criticism especially if it includes:
-Tomatoes ( especially the emoji 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 )
-ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
-DOGWHISTLES ABOUT THE DATE FEBRUARY 28TH 2019
-Saying that Tardski isn't sober
-Insulting the streamers in any capacity
-Informing them that they clipped someone out of context
-Calling em out when they are straight up lying or misinforming people about a topic
 
Maybe Andy shaved his whole body because he's preparing to be somebody's Girl Friend when he goes to 'the big house' for...

...STREAMING CP ON THE DATE OF FEBRUARY 28TH 2019!!!
 
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