🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just have to wait for Milo to kick him to the curb.

The fact that Milo even took a recent interest in Ralph shows he must be pretty hard up after Kayne’s wild bipolar nitrous oxide ride.

Ralph has always been exceedingly grateful whenever Milo throws him any crumbs of attention.

Gay men are adept at handling BPD, emotionally unstable, drug addicts because they constitute a large portion of the LGBTQ community.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Just have to wait for Milo to kick him to the curb.

Milo won't kick Ralph to the curb because that wouldn't be a weird and faggy to thing to do and Milo will always do the weirdest and faggiest thing possible because he's a weird fag

 

[Um...]

The fact that Milo even took a recent interest in Ralph shows he must be pretty hard up after Kayne’s wild bipolar nitrous oxide ride.

I don’t really follow him but he looks totally strung out. Acts pretty psycho too. A perfect (temporary) partner for Ethan Ralph. They can be has-been drug addicts together.

Ralph has always been exceedingly grateful whenever Milo throws him any crumbs of attention.

Ralph is exceedingly grateful when anyone throws him a crumb of attention.

 

[Rage Pig]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I've been laughing at that last image for a good 5mins straight. The guy really has morphed into a depraved Harry Caray

 

[Fannyscum]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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Beef juice?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Who tf are MacKenzie and Guntpill?

They are Canadian right wing grifters. Canadian grifters fucking love LA, so maybe, but talk about Z-lister with z-lister grifters.

I wrote a failed OP about Jeremy MacKenzie last summer.

He's kind of like an Owen Schroyer/Baked Alaska Jan 6th type. But he's actually a Canadian Afghanistan combat vet who now rants angrily a few times a week that all his fellow Leafs are all pussies and that there's no political solution. So you should Find your frens/Tribe and Train.

Jeremy's had a few appearances on the Killstream before, mostly talking about his political persecution by Trudeau's government who needed to astroturf some domestic terrorists to pearlclutch against when none existed organically,

MacKenzie was arrested on about 6 different charges in 3 jurisdictions during COVID times for stuff like gun possession, protesting outside the Health Minister’s house, etc. It took many years, but he was acquitted of everything, making it all looked very trumped up.

His gf Morgan "Mayhem/Queen of Diagolon" Guptill was also arrested at one point for an alleged fill&dash at a local Nova Scotia gas station.

I did see some of Jeremy's friends last week mention that he wasn't streaming and was indisposed, which fits the timeline of a vacation to Mexico.

I'm really puzzled by MacKenzie's loyalty to Ralph. Jeremy has a reputation for being a reactive No True Scotsman, holier-than-thou hothead online.

MacKenzie and his lieutenants have picked fights Groypers-style with pretty much everyone on the Canadian alt-right scene over the last 3 years, alienating all former allies and preventing any coalition building.

And yet, Jeremy seems to exempt The Gunt from his pretentious scorn despite Ethan's widely-published personal failings.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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At least this time he wore a shirt well-fitting enough to not allow his gunt's excess skin flaps to show.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Probably the only time he's touched a woman without paying since Minnesota.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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The way this woman types like a 2000s Gamer Gurl is excruciating. Ralph gets the company he deserves.

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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He looks HORRIBLE.Like a 60 year old man. Don't become an alcoholic, kids. It's romantic and badass when you're a twentysomething, but is just a path to self destruction. There is nothing cool or romantic about it. And what is with him always pointing at people he takes photos with??? He did it for that cursed Rekieta photo and he's doing it here. Yeah. We can see you're with other people, old man, we do everything to not look at your disgusting, aged, gelatinous image.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's always pointing at other people in pictures. It's gotta be a tism thing. It's like Mint Salad constantly waving her entire arms around while giving her film reviews.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Haven't been paying attention to Ralph for a while so was somewhat surprised to see what happened (well, as much as you can be surprised that Ralph burned down another bridge), so I decided to do a summary while I went through the thread to help anyone trying to follow what happened.
I had been doing something similar with Rekieta to create a timeline since his arrest but that became too much work and I haven't had the time to continue, so this was a nice distraction.

I only used posts from the Ralph Twitter thread, I skimmed the KS thread but it doesn't look like there was much to add from it. Anyway, here's the summary of Ralph's BPD breakup(s) from the past week or so.

• It starts with Milo's "intervention" for Ralph (link w/Milo's video)
• Ralph shows the world how sober and not brain-damaged he is (more)
• Ralph finally gets mad at Milo
• Dax tries to grift off of Ralph vs Milo (Ralph accepts)
• Milo brutalizes Ralph / Ralph's "she into the otogon"
  • Ralph's weak comeback
• Ralph's "1v1 me bro" (or in Ralph's damaged brain "1 v 1 ve Milo" + shouting about Milo in an airport full of people)
• Gunt on the move while rage tweetinge
  • Ralph rage
  • Ralph can't think of anything other than "ur gay"
  • For some reason Ralph involves VHS archive
  • "AND YOUR GARAGE"
  • ESO caught in the line of fire
  • Veiled threats
  • More / Ralph Needs AI to make sense of his own tweets
  • Finally the stage is set
  • Ralph brags about making it to California
  • More veiled threats while admitting he would have no chance against Milo in a fair fight
• Dax backs out when he realizes this would mean having both Ralph and Milo over at his house
• Ralph tries to guilt trip Dax
• Ralph finally snaps/Kiwi Farms was right/Vito the pedo (w/archive)
• Suicide baiting
• Ralph promises to burn it all down
• Rekieta catches a stray
• Pure BPD rage
• Ralph confirms he's just mad that Dax cancelled the show. It looks like the most damaging info he has on Dax is that he does (Did? In 2022?) LSD (which Alice revealed years ago, weak)
• "Josh Moon made many members of the whack pack" i.e. Ralph starts realizing that everyone warned him about it
• Ralph threatens to pull a dispatch on Dax
• Vito the pedo keeps treating Ralph and his meltdown like a joke
• Dax talks about not wanting to put up with Ralph/Ralph being on the brink of death
• Somehow in the middle of burning multiple bridges down, Ralph got into a fight with a bouncer in Tijuana and was extorted ("no paperwork") out of 5 thousand Pesos. This is about 13h after he bragged about being in California
• All of this happened on the eve of his 2nd wedding anniversary
• Mandatory vague posting for attention
• Ralph is unable to keep track of appointments so he missed another visit with Xander. Also he plans to stay in TJ next time AND book a hotel in SD
• Ralph sobers up and pretends it was a work so daddy Dax forgives him
• Ralph is so lonely he tweets out the most inane shit that pops into his head
• Bonus: AI "Guntin' Round the World" song
• Either his apology was not accepted or Ralph started drinking/took his xannies and got mad again, but he keeps going after Dax like a passive aggressive bitch, and the bitterness starts showing
• Manic, not high!
• Milo and Ralph make up, and someone calls Ralph "an intellectual autodidact" to which Ralph proceeds to huff his own farts like his life depended on it
• 5k Pesos clarification
• Dax says Ralph isn't sober and that Milo would have slaughtered him, Ralph takes it as a sign that Dax wants him to go on the offensive
• Ralph is mad again but since he is still scared of Dax, he goes after Vito. How? By challenging him to a boxing match he knows will never, ever happen, Vito the pedo doesn't take him seriously. Also Ralph doesn't know what year it is
• Ralph films himself rambling attacking Dax without naming him and then a 7 sec video of his hotel room? He threatens to go to LA
• Ralph is going to beat his addiction AND a boxing match
• "Manic" Ralph replies "I'm otay" to someone asking him if he wants a ride
• Null predicts Ralph won't make it to 2026
• Ralph on his way again, he just wants to "have a chat"
• Keen eyed viewers notice that the "cat scratches" on Ralph's face were not there when he left Mexico. Another user is sure this is a result of a bouncer holding his face down on the pavement
• The 44 streak is real dammit, why won't anyone believe Ralph?
• Apparently Ralph didn't get to see Xander (according to Vickers in Cog's chat so take it with a grain mountain of salt)
• Ralph actually taking responsibility for grooming Faith and posting revenge porn of her?? Although he just HAD to justify himself at one point, but still, actually shocked. Also, Guntman.
• Someone checked Cog's chat (RIP to that brave soul) and apparently that is not what Vickers said, just that Ralph pays for the visitations
• More suicide baiting, probably while thinking about how he fucked up his chance to ever be in his daughter's life
• And of course, Ralph had to clarify that he did not take responsibility for anything. He put the blame on someone else. Whew, for a second I thought Ralph might be growing as person, thankfully he can't.
  • Someone reminds us that while Faith might have been 18, she was a high school senior with a fuckton of mental issues when Ralph started talking to her. But Ralph waited until she was over 18 so it's all good. Never mind the fact he actually helped her pick out a dress for her prom, she was 18 so no harm done.
• Ralph attacks Vickers just because
  • And now it's all about Vickers because Ralph is mad but scared of what Dax might reveal about him
  • Apparently Mrs. Vickers is now a huge fan of the killstream
  • More Vickers bullshit, it's gotten pretty old at this point
  • "My son will probably change his name in the end" cope
• Now it's (a fake) Flamenco's turn, Ralph is really going after everyone except the guy who actually made him mad
• Dax blocks Ralph
• Ralph says he's going on Podawful's show with Vito and Milo
• Dax is obviously reading every single post and raging as well
  • Someone reminds us that Dax defended Ralph when the tape where he threatens to kill Neigh was released
• Ralph brings Marie into it and claims she's as much of a druggie as Dax
• Ralph threatens a "tell-all", using wrasslin' gifs to seem more threatening
• Ralph claims Dax and Marie have matching cow outfits and brings up the ex-gf allegations of him sucking dick and taking it up the ass
• Ralph tweets AI Juju images
• All the shit Dax has done so far? Who cares, but he made Marie get rid of a cat? Now that is unacceptable to Ralph (yes it's a total scumbag psycho move but he's done much, much worse).
• Unironic "It's about sending a message"
• So apparently what crossed the line for Ralph was Dax not meeting up with him when he was in LA. Or at least that is what he claims, it's likely he was expecting Dax to let him crash there + the disappointment of losing out on the big show and the attention/money it would generate, but then again, he hates Metokur because of that stupid pill bottle shaking clip he played all the time, so it could be something small that takes him over the edge
  • Bonus oldie: "I had pussy lined up around the block"
• Ralph is going to Rehab, Also, it's Dax's fault that he didn't do it years ago when Harry tried to help him (although for once Ralph sees clearly how Dax separates women from their families to make them vulnerable. Hey, that's the same thing Ralph does!). Apparently it was Iranian knockoff Gaytor who convinced him to finally go to rehab
• Null makes his predictions once again
• User reminds us that Ralph defended Dax a year ago claiming he tried to get him to stop drinking/doing drugs
• Elissa clip from latest BPITU
• A joke about pizza?
• Dax apparently calls himself a drug connoisseur
• Ralph streams with Jesse PS (Milo and Vito apparently join as well), haven't watched it yet though
• Ralph thinks he has three tits because of weed
• Looks like the stream with Podawful went well
• Ralph is unblocking everyone on twitter (over 10k), calls Dax Juju/a faggot
  • Not really everyone
• More Juju tweets
• Ralph trying to grift off the "dissident right" again and takes a shot at KC

As far as I can tell, that seems to be where it ends (for now), Ralph seems to be trying to get his "dissident right" grift going once again and that is usually when he's the most boring, so unless Dax reacts/replies, the next few days might be pretty boring.

Wasn't expecting this since Ralph has taken a lot of abuse from Dax and never even hinted at having a spine, but I guess Dax rejecting the idea for Ralph's intervention when Ralph was "manic" was the straw that broke the camel's gunt's back.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

early candidate for biggest waste of time 2025 right here ^

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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Hmmmmm. Computer, focus on the 2nd picture.

Computer, enhance man on right.

Enhance further on body.

Computer, move lower, enhance one more time, and highlight anything abnormal.

Gunt shadow

 

[jewsernotfound]

do you think he points like that in order to lay his arm across his third tit to hold it in place for self-esteem purposes?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Notice how he has to hide his gimp arm by propping it on the bar behind the chick. It must be pretty gruesome.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dinner with MacKenzie

MacKenzie reminds me of McKenzie Rittenhouse. Ethan Ralph thirsted after her during the trials, she was either 15 or 16 during the time.

Many such cases.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hmmmmm. Computer, focus on the 2nd picture.
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Computer, enhance man on right.
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Enhance further on body.
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Computer, move lower, enhance one more time, and highlight anything abnormal.
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Gunt shadow

Ralph’s get-up makes him look like a fast-food employee who doesn’t own an iron.

Without any context I’d assume this photo is of a drunk couple on vacation that took a shine to their jolly server and wanted a photo with him as they left the restaurant.