DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Elite Kipchak said:
Resetting the almighty Goal to $0 immediately after making $500+ is low, even for phil. even if he's splitting it with the other fatty.
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See when I caught him on the night stream, he said this and I thought it was a $150 goal. No. Silly me. Even if halved, he made well over his goal, but that doesn't count.

Also, calling it, he fucks up the Triple P (I call him a fat retard, but that doesn't narrow things down) thing by fucking up the cut and withholding money. Saying he doesn't actually know the real cut dood
 
The cringe forced laughter to cope that he's just "rolling with it", the forced self-deprecation, and the absolute bitchmadeness on display while Tranny P (that's what I call him) just lays it on him is so pathetic it's almost hard to watch.
 
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"Just to be aware if you say dumb shit like that oh Phil just had a great day he doesn't need any support tonight you are just banned and you are never coming back! That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. YES just because someone has ONE good day of business means they never need business ever again right? GET OUT!"

What an amazing babyrage stream of MVC2 Phil earned his nickname of walking ATM he raged so hard last night
 
Ok, now I am getting really irritated. he made over 500$ on his "Let Triple P(That's what the Forum calls him Triple P) talk all the time" and then resets his Goal to 0 for his "Aftermath stream". Fuck this greedy ass, dentheaded, mouthdrooling Retard whose milkers will soon eclipse Lady dimitrescu's milkers. Even if he halfs that he made probably 300 bucks in the "morning".
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
I am enjoying the arc of Mr "come at me bitch" being completely meek whilst the Jim Sterling cosplayer (that's what I call him) just straight out insults him
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and the dude doing it is fat as fuck, easiest "look whos talking". Phil is only capable to go hard on text messages scrolling up in his chat, anyone with a voice shows how impotent he truly has become due to his shut in "I don't care! (don't hurt me, I don't wanna see it)" mentality over the years.
 
Huggler said:
how impotent he truly has become
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you make it sound like dave wasn't always a pussy but he always was like this, remember how he literally cried so he wouldn't get his ass beat or how he reacted when one of his neighbors told him to shut the fuck up? Phil was always a bitch made faggot
 
Love Is Blue said:
you make it sound like dave wasn't always a pussy but he always was like this, remember how he literally cried so he wouldn't get his ass beat or how he reacted when one of his neighbors told him to shut the fuck up? Phil was always a bitch made faggot
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I'm talking about his SF days, when he was "drunk" and at least could talk back, threaten to beat up or kill someone. We know in person he could never back it up, but this shows how he was a internet tough guy at some point and.. he is whatever he is now
 
Corpun said:
The last few weeks have been really generous for the vortex. DSP is still playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. like it is some Fallout/Call of Duty clone and doesn't understand he needs actual cover to not die in 5 seconds. Like no one but him could be as far into one of these games and not realize how you actually fucking survive every engagement. That tip me if you hate whale's thing is such a hilarious naked admission that he is propped up by a few whales that probably won't be surpassed for another few months.

The whole PC gamer arc is amazing too. Soon as he thinks he is comfortable and a know-it-all in something he admits himself he hasn't done in over a decades (And probably never since he doesn't understand modding at all) he fucks it up. Only the most retarded of console plebs like Dave could think you have to update your mods mid playthrough and still blame the stupid unpaid devs doing this out of passion for fucking it up.

Did he pull out his whole PC gaming is dead/too confusing schtick when literally any data points to the contrary?

Wrong stoopid, that is leftover bulk from his former body builder days when he was as shredded as the Hulk and no one fucked around with him!
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I'm waiting for the PC hate train to start again when someone tells him that the 5000 line of graphics cards releases soon, he's going to want to immediately get a 5090 and even Phil will get sticker shock at the $2000 price tag. It's not like he can sell his 4090 to mitigate it either, trolls will prevent him.
 
I now fully believe DSP did those 25 pushups in under a minute.

With fun bags that large he really only had to go up half an inch before collapsing down on his massive bitch tits.
 
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