💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

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    700
Nitrous is one of those things that even a Level 47 drug user such as myself wouldn't touch. That shit briefly gets you high, but it's killing your braincells at the same time.
Compare how much nitrous you would receive for anesthesia to the equivalent amount of whippits you'd need to use. Extremely heavy use like Steve-O used to be on (pallets of canisters) is where you'd get into brain damage territory from the hypoxia but the worst case scenario from infrequent partying with nitrous would be a vitamin B-12 deficiency, which of course would be exacerbated by alcohol abuse. B-vitamin deficiency is the cause of "wet brain" for those who don't know.

TL;DR nitrous isn't particularly dangerous compared to anything else you could huff
 
And that's why laboratories have decontamination protocols skelly you fucking disingenuous faggot. This is giving me heavy deja vu, I read this exact post when piecing together stuff for the eventual takedown of skelly's ridiculous glove cope.
That Nick did not have the idea yet to blame it on Kayla is astonishing!

Kayla sneezed into her kids hair and since we know they were smelly and unwashed, it accumulated over several weeks of wiping cocaine snot into the kids hair. That is why its over 5000 and why Kayla has disappeared in shame.
 
It's the other way around. The 21 children were 23.33% of the whole (I estimate around 90-92 children in total were tested).
Ah you're right. It still seems we should be able to do simple math with those stats and derive whole numbers and not more rounding and approximation.

It's misleading to present such studies as random or evidence of anything. I haven't read it but just the quotes show the parents also testing positive at a high rate so you can't tell me this is a voluntary study where a bunch of random cocaine-using adults all volunteered to be tested with their kids.
 
It's misleading to present such studies as random or evidence of anything. I haven't read the whole thing but just the quotes show the parents also testing positive at a high rate so you can't tell me this is a voluntary study where a bunch of random cocaine-using adults all volunteered to be tested with their kids.
I'd assume the sample was mostly absolute fuckups like Nick who ended up with their homes filled with cocaine with their kids in them. And even 80% of them (supposedly) didn't test positive. So Nick, with 20% exactly of his kids testing positive, is at about the average range of absolute loser fuckup drug addicts.

Anyway those numbers are not only ridiculous and impossible, but they show the stupidity of adding things like .35% to the end of a number to make it look more credible when they're talking about something with multiple percentage point margins of error at best.
 
It is this post:
Did this retard really just cite the equivalent of Yahoo answers? Not even wikipedia???
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What a clown! Nobody that has half a braincell takes Quora or Yahoo answers seriously!
 
Maybe his swiss cheese grey matter confused that with the actual statistic: 1 in 5 children of drug addicts test positive for drugs.

Source (not quora):

Hair samples from 21 children (23.3%) were positive for cocaine (concentration range 0.3-5.96 ng/mg of hair) with 1 sample also positive for 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine and another for opiates. In 88% of the positive cases, cocaine was also found in the hair of the accompanying parent (15 of 17 matched parent-child hair samples).
Coincidentally, at least 1 out of 5 kids in the Rekieta household was (allegedly) given cocaine, so it tracks
 
Apparently they got even more testy on some Discord chat that Spectre is leaking now after being blocked there, having to do with some sort of PR work about metabolites that Nick directed Spectre to do, but that Nick didn't appreciate enough, or something (?):

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Since when did Nick start using Discord again anyway? Wasn't his server more or less abandoned?


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Imagine being such a disingenuous smarmy faggot, you make Spectre "Captain Lance Corporal" 06 look tolerable and reasonable by comparison. Why can't he just tell someone to eat shit and die like a normal person?

ETA: Mixed up my Sektur rejects
 
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"Having cocaine in the same house as your children is irresponsible."
"What are you, a woman?"

Is there a loophole the government can use to execute Nick?
The way Nick uses fat or woman or gay to insult people reminds me of Chrischan and curse-ye-hame-ha. Like he believes his words have the power to smite rather than just making him look unable to respond to legitimate criticism.
 
The way Nick uses fat or woman or gay to insult people reminds me of Chrischan and curse-ye-hame-ha. Like he believes his words have the power to smite rather than just making him look unable to respond to legitimate criticism.
Even worse, it's clearly lifted from Juju the cow
 
Right, but that wasn’t what I asked. My question is whether standard drug panels test for kratom.

That said, the nitrous development is far more hilarious. They call it ‘hippy crack’ in the UK.

Remember, everybody: He’s just having FUN!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JT2SsWOCoEw

Most probation offices use a 10 panel test I believe, which is just the run of the mill drugs with probably fentanyl added onto it.
 
Do I even need to explain why I ignored this retarded post?
This is the doctor whose Quora post Nick Rekieta is citing

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He is a Minneapolis weight loss doctor mentioned in the Star Tribune article below.

According to the article, he spent 5 years in prison for involvement in an illegal drug lab. He says he was wrongly convicted though.

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This is the doctor whose Quora post Nick Rekieta is citing

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He is a Minneapolis weight loss doctor mentioned in the Star Tribune article below.

According to the article, he spent 5 years in prison for involvement in an illegal drug lab. He says he was wrongly convicted though.

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This guy completed his medical degree and never did a residency. A non-practicing doctor!

Non-practicing lawyer getting his information from a non-practicing doctor, truth is stranger than fiction.
 
Oh man, once he finds out that he doesn't need to jump through those hoops and he can ship crates of "research chemicals" to his home willy-nilly then it's game over.
This has always been my pet theory. There are obvious signs of being high on nitrous, such as a low voice and slow speech. I assumed he bought shady research chemicals that just have random letters and numbers for names and have effects similar to common uppers. These usually don't show up on drug tests.
 
This nigger actually said aideu. Pretentiousness is off the fucking chart.

"Aideu my dear Lance Corporal Captain. Your IQ is sadly not able to keep up with the Quora Dr that runs illegal drug labs."
He said the same thing in his first cope stream back to fans who "would assume he did the things the GOVERNMENT said he did". I don't know whats faggier - his gay little sayings or the fact he says them as catchphrases.
 
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