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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Oongok said:
Forced nickname for Ralph that he has to shorten to SMP because of how needlessly long it is, and then inevitably has to explain it in equally long detail every time someone asks this.
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”SMP” is indeed short for “Shanaynay McPiggietittles the IV, Ayatollah of the Yucutan Penninsula, Goddess of Mind Altering Drugs, and Minor Saint of Those Still in the Closet”.

Congratulations!
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
The only Rehab SMP is going to is the pool party in Vegas. Until they toss his hollerin‘ ass right back out.
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Oongok said:
Forced nickname for Ralph that he has to shorten to SMP because of how needlessly long it is, and then inevitably has to explain it in equally long detail every time someone asks this.

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Goonbase Alpha said:
…and wasn’t inbred, and hadn’t dropped out of college, and stopped being a wigger, and hadn’t taken multiple beatings to the head over the years, and…
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If you are a dumb mother fucker it is a super good idea to drop out of college. It's generally a really good idea for most people to drop out of school before the debt becomes a monster. Not that Ralph cares.
 
des Pudels Kern said:
If you are a dumb mother fucker it is a super good idea to drop out of college. It's generally a really good idea for most people to drop out of school before the debt becomes a monster. Not that Ralph cares.
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Actually yeah, when you put it like that you’re absolutely right. I should probably know better than to give Ralph that kind of benefit of the doubt by now, especially when it comes to education.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Elissa clipped the biggest problem from this weekend:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qwp9n72XFK4Edit: god damn I have Vito.
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So Ralph was selling Dax on coming to LA to make “cawntent” and then when it’s obvious that Ralph is in SD and totally blitzed Dax decides to ghost him and hand the Gunt problem off to Vito.

I do not believe Dax was going to hold an intervention with Milo at the Barbie Dream house, but it sounds nice.

Does anyone else believe two men like Milo and Dax were going to get together to hold an intervention to save their dear buddy Ethan Ralph? Or did Dax decide he didn’t want to deal with a drunken rage pig crashing on his sofa again?
 
I don't want to wish ill on our boy Ralph in his darkest hour, and I certainly don't want any harm to come to him. but if he got butt fucked in Mexican rehab, I would be so happy.
 
Fannyscum said:
Ralphie wanted pizza but Daddy Dax said NO! It was over from that point, you don't get between Ralph and his vittles.
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What a bizarrely petty thing to get mad about or even remember. You're almost 40 you fat retard, that's some shit I'd expect a teenager to get mad over.
 
Ralph is on podawful, he’s really mad Dax isn’t giving him more love and attention so he threw a tantrum.

I think Dax has decided Ralph isn’t worth all the trouble and demands he’s making. Ralph wants reassurance but Dax is tired of his needy BS. Dax keeps sending Vito to run interference and coddle Ralph. He literally said “Dax and 80’s girl listen to your show all the time! They think you’re a great broadcaster” LMAO.

Ralph seems to have made it back to Mexico. He will never stop lying about his sobriety, he’s like a cartoon character.

I think Dax will permanently ghost Ralph, but won’t bother with Ralph’s WWF antics.
 
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