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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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While it would be worth the price of admission to see him in a sensory deprivation tank, everyone knows that this is a non-starter at best.
 
watch him lie on his intake process and not tell them he takes xanax without knowing that a dependency on benzos, alongside only alcohol, can physically kill you if you don't detox properly. not even the highest fent addiction would kill you if you went cold turkey. you'll want to die, but you're not physically going to from the detoxing. unlike benzos and alcohol.

i could absolutely see him saying "i just pop ambiens, bish" and fuckin' around and winding up dead.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
What or who is SMP? Am I missing something?
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Forced nickname for Ralph that he has to shorten to SMP because of how needlessly long it is, and then inevitably has to explain it in equally long detail every time someone asks this.

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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
TBF if Shanaynay McPiggietittles knew Sean was gone he’d be very obviously and overtly wanting to be hired.
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Devious Dave said:
If he wanted to do the right thing with what he has left he would be working towards leaving his kids something when he dies
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He is leaving them something when he dies a life free of himself. The best gift he could ever give anyone is having him out of their life.
 
Ralph could do “Mexican rehab” because it’s mostly a scam and you just stay at a hotel, at a slightly increased rate and can do all the drugs you please, in between some rehab window dressing BS.

I could see Gunt trying to “fundraise” his “rehab” stay, which would basically just be an upgrade in his living quarters to take Xanax in for a few weeks, but at least he’s get some social interaction.

Check out this story, about Mexican drug rehab from fifteen years ago. Even then the more legit rehabs cost $9k a month. Maybe Gunt read he could get a 3-day detox for $900? Idk but the cartel were the big problem even back then. They aren’t going to let you keep them from their best American customers! (Or steer their business towards their cartel rivals)

Ralph isn’t going to rehab. He will just do the fake sobriety song and dance he always does, which amounts to less day time drinking but
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph could do “Mexican rehab” because it’s mostly a scam and you just stay at a hotel, at a slightly increased rate and can do all the drugs you please, in between some rehab window dressing BS.

I could see Gunt trying to “fundraise” his “rehab” stay, which would basically just be an upgrade in his living quarters to take Xanax in for a few weeks, but at least he’s get some social interaction.

Check out this story, about Mexican drug rehab from fifteen years ago. Even then the more legit rehabs cost $9k a month. Maybe Gunt read he could get a 3-day detox for $900? Idk but the cartel were the big problem even back then. They aren’t going to let you keep them from their best American customers! (Or steer their business towards their cartel rivals)

Ralph isn’t going to rehab. He will just do the fake sobriety song and dance he always does, which amounts to less day time drinking but
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Honestly, the best thing for him to do is to go to the US and pretend to rob a bank and get thrown in jail. Best rehab and life upgrade he could hope for.
 
I'll believe Ralph is sober when he completes one year of no internet, no alcohol, no drugs, menial/physical labor. Take one out of the equation, the other three will drag him back.
 
Rehab? Ethan Oliver Ralph? That’s never going to happen. What a sad and pathetic ploy to force someone to “re-friend” them. I mean this is peak cringe.
Ethan has called no clinics. Has spoken to no one; and at best googled to seee what the cost was so he could tweet out a reliable figure.
 
MadStan said:
Rehab? Ethan Oliver Ralph? That’s never going to happen. What a sad and pathetic ploy to force someone to “re-friend” them. I mean this is peak cringe.
Ethan has called no clinics. Has spoken to no one; and at best googled to seee what the cost was so he could tweet out a reliable figure.
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Is $900 for 15 days even a reliable figure? I know Mexico is cheap, but $60 per day seems unrealistic.
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So it costs as much as a cheap hotel, and you have doctors and nurses and 3 meals a day plus medication?
 
TerrifyingPterodactyl said:
Man I'm starting to think Ralph is really wants Lolcow of the year cause no way this goes well, I hope they let him stream in rehab it would be pretty funny.
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Rekieta hasn't even been sentenced for all the legal shit that clinched 2024 for him. Not to mention the pending Monty case, probation period, Nick's chance to "tell all", Kayla troubles, April troubles, possible criminal charges related to Aaron, plus God only knows what else. Ralph is spent by February just like every year.

Ralphabros and BMJcels only thought they knew what a Cruel Winter was. What until you see the rest of the Cruel 2025 arc on the way to a Rekieta threepeat.
 
Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is going to Rehab.
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Ralph bitching about a known scumbag being a scumbag. Waow.

Hey, Ralph, maybe if you were not such a raging asshole you would have someone somewhere in your life who is neither a weirdo, a pedo, a drunk, nor an asshole. Maybe if you were a good friend, you'd have one.
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’ve noticed one of the most common red flags for BPD ppl is the use of “ride or die” when they take about others.
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Oh, dear God, that is true and a good point. And the thing with them is that someone can totally lie/be insincere, and take no actual or beneficial action, but so long as that other person says the empty words, makes them feel special or soothed or just "not hated,"
or lets the bpd slur out "I love you, man" while crying, the bpd is satisfied. Maybe not exactly the same for all of them, but for shallow people like Ralph who have only the crudest and most self-centered ideas of what love or friendship are (demonstrations), the performance is the point.
 
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