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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I sincerely hope he doesn't get to see Alexander. Imagine that poor kid having to deal with a slurring pilled out junkie who hasn't bathed in weeks.
 
Look--an Alien! said:
I sincerely hope he doesn't get to see Alexander. Imagine that poor kid having to deal with a slurring pilled out junkie who hasn't bathed in weeks.
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It's amazing he still keeps up the lie that he cares about his children. Before I could see it working as a way to garner sympathy donos but that ship has sailed. He's just wasting money bothering with the travel and expenses.
 
It's happening
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Link / archive
 
I wasn't phased one bit about getting beat up in Portugal a second time bish, I certainly didn't freak out and try to get an international arrest warrant for Cog and Dan. No siree, I didn't care.
 
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He isn't able to articulate a proper sentence anymore. 2025 may not be the year he dies, but his brain is deteriorating at an alarming pace.
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I've wondered if the drugs and booze have given him early onset dementia. His early in the day tweets and promos are more coherent than his evening shows. It seems like he's sun downing. Or he's just wasted by that time of the day
 
Ralph intervention? Ralph's shit life is the reason he is boozed and pilled up. Fix your shit life first, Ralph.
 
He's surely close to an accidental OD given his poly substance abuse. It's only divine providence that he's still "living".
Lazy guy said:
I've wondered if the drugs and booze have given him early onset dementia. His early in the day tweets and promos are more coherent than his evening shows. It seems like he's sun downing. Or he's just wasted by that time of the day
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It's hard to know whether he means "come buy [drugs]" or "come by".

The wetbrain seems to be progressing at an exponential rate.

Either way, he's desperately trying to latch onto daddy Dax again. I assume the visits to Xander (including the journeys themselves) are the only breaks in the drudgery and isolation that his life has become. Sad.
 
So his visitation happens Sat. & Sun. presumably. He's leaving on Thurs. so he'll probably be back 2 days past that so that's a 6 day hog wild excursion.
While his cats are sitting on a 6 day food mountain and a filthy cat box. Sweet.
What Ralph, no hot ass Latina housesitters can come in and look after shit?
Face it, you're just a cheap fuck who couldn't give a shit about anything or anybody other than yourself.

*and wonders why he has alogs
 
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Can't archive atm, first gif from milo is just flames around this still image of sandra

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and ralph responds, fatly.
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And finally, the deathblow from the man Ethan Ralph called "Master Milo," and every word Milo speaks here is true. Milo fed Ethan so much shit about his enemies.
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The memetic power of the name Piggertits broke the gunt. At first he was willing to overlook it to get Milo on his show for a crumb of clout and a few dollars. But it was brewing inside of him, exploding in a seething hot rage just a few hours later.
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Two bridges burned in two days. Ryan Dawson, Milo - there's hope he goes full rage pig at Dick Molesterson.
 
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