💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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bradsternum said:
Nah, she needs to fund her movie somehow.
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So if what DykesDykesChina said, this would mean Gloria has taken a profession that may or may not be legal in Florida then?
 
EleSigma said:
Wait, all of this crap her parents are shilling out for her and she's only going to a community college?
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Priorities, friend, priorities.

Or what if her parents don't want no fancy-ass school and would rather keep her close by?
 
EleSigma said:
Wait, all of this crap her parents are shilling out for her and she's only going to a community college?
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Well, they only get her she would want such as a movie for her "award winning" books not to mention getting said books published then again, perhaps universities would cost too much for Mr. and Mrs. Tesch.

DykesDykesChina said:
That way, there's little chance for her to meet someone who has actual talents which would give her too much stress...
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I can imagine a professor and some students critiquing her writings, causing Gloria to put her fingers in her ears and say "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALA!". I can also imagine students telling her that no one really cares about her books nor do they give a single care about her being the worlds "youngest author".
 
Honestly I would not be surprised if she dug into her collage fund to pay for the maradonia movie being made. besides, what in gods name could a brainless bint like that want to achieve in any educational capacity?
 
Judge Holden said:
Honestly I would not be surprised if she dug into her collage fund to pay for the maradonia movie being made. besides, what in gods name could a brainless bint like that want to achieve in any educational capacity?
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I don't know. Maybe getting a degree in something that won't really contribute to anything just like with the associates degree that Chris obtained back at PVCC.
 
EleSigma said:
Wait, all of this crap her parents are shilling out for her and she's only going to a community college?
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Maybe she doesn't qualify for a university due to being homeschooled? I can see this happening if you use some non-standard curriculum or whatever. Giving a mind-blowing valedictorian speech for your small group of homeschooled classmates doesn't mean jack shit to a university if you're not up to the standard basics that actually matter.

Also I think it would be hilarious to witness Gloria pitch a fit in school when people don't tell her how amazing her writing is and give her critiques (and struggle to find good things to say). But then I realized that she probably thinks she's so amazing she's above taking writing classes. Unless she's going for a degree that doesn't require writing (which I doubt) she could very well be kicked out of college because of her rotten attitude.
 
I homeschool my kids and I could see them not using a curriculum that made you work. Companies like CLE would not let her take off weeks to write a stupid book. She might be able to do it for LA but would still need to do the other subjects. This is the company I use and my son will get a normal diploma and unless he told someone they would not be aware he was homeschooled. I did that so we could have the best of both worlds.

The requirements for a normal diploma looks like this...

http://www.clp.org/store/browse/273_diploma_requirements
 
MysticMisty said:
she could very well be kicked out of college because of her rotten attitude.
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Nah, I've known people at college with worse and more stuck up attitudes than hers, including professors. Typically everyone just ignores those kind of people and talk behind their backs from time to time. She wouldn't get kicked out solely because of her attitude.

If anything she would either go deeper into denial and become more narcissistic and develop an ignorance and unwillingness to listen to others on a level that would make CWC proud. Or she would have a breakdown when she realizes the world doesn't revolve around her and that she isn't some singing super-model author prodigy and is simply a slightly below average no-nothing that was coddled by her rich parents too much.

If the latter happens then there's a chance she might seek counseling and take some steps to try and become normal.

But as long as her parents are nearby to throw money at her and reinforce her stupidity, she will never change.
 
I guess I didn't phrase that clearly. What I meant was her attitude about taking classes and such. Like, if she refuses to take classes because she believes she's already perfect in that subject, or fails a lot because stupidity and/or obviously half-assing the work she could get kicked out.
 
Goofy question: Is English her first language? Her grammar and word choice are just fine, it's just that I detect a slight accent when she speaks.


Edit: Just learned that her mom is Russian and her dad is German. Might not necessarily be relevant. In addition, it's not that I'm dogging on foreigners or anything like that, I was just curious.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Goofy question: Is English her first language? Her grammar and word choice are just fine, it's just that I detect a slight accent when she speaks.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMN5Y6CLPHQ
Edit: Just learned that her mom is Russian and her dad is German. Might not necessarily be relevant. In addition, it's not that I'm dogging on foreigners or anything like that, I was just curious.
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SHE'S A NAZI-COMMUNIST! But seriously that's pretty interesting, she could probably make a better book on how her parents met.
 
EleSigma said:
SHE'S A NAZI-COMMUNIST! But seriously that's pretty interesting, she could probably make a better book on how her parents met.
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I bet I can make a better one that is very condensed: Long ago somewhere in the mystical land of Europe, somewhere Mr. Tesch met Mrs. Tesch. They got married and went to America where Mr. Tesch could pursue the American Dream of being a shady guy. While in America, Mrs. Tesch gave birth to being known as Gloria Tesch whom in 16-18 years, wrote terrible book series that would be better off as toilet paper. THE END.

Well, how is that?
 
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