💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 900 57.9%
  • Total voters
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a few more random blog snippets. jack hates cats:
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video is some 144p clip of someone startling a cat and it jumps hard into a wall. maybe the nastiest thing i could ever say about jack is that he is exactly the kind of guy i would expect to hate cats.

grown man ("almost") crying about a fucking xbox:
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god fixed this issue. no further jealousy necessary!
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lindsayfan said:
There is something to say about holding the most saught after gift of the year, knowing that thousands of people want it and have the money to get it, but it's not available.
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This is the most disgusting thing Jack has ever produced. Fish sauce chili is tame compared to this sentiment of "I have it and you dont! Get fucked!" Absolute peak American Boomer greed and entitlement.

For an Xbox.
 
lindsayfan said:
this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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If he's 100% Italian then what the fuck is he doing going to Pizza Hut?

I'm not Italian and the go to pizza place for me is some small Mom & Pop place that's been around for over 50 years in my neighborhood. Yes it costs a bit more than Dominos or Papa Johns but the pizza is really good.

No. This is just Fatty being the insufferable faggot he's always been. Doesn't care about anything. Only if he gets his food.

lindsayfan said:
grown man ("almost") crying about a fucking xbox:
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There a reason he can't buy his own Xbox? All I know is that if I had dropped that kind of money on my Dad he'd have insisted I take it back. After all if he wanted one he would have bought it himself.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
There a reason he can't buy his own Xbox? All I know is that if I had dropped that kind of money on my Dad he'd have insisted I take it back. After all if he wanted one he would have bought it himself.
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2005 would have been during the time he was larping as a independent movie producer. Jack hasn't been gainfully employed since the 90s.
 
Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.

In the 2nd carnivore diet video he did w/ his brother (who's older than him but looks far younger), Jack's brother says he has a bowel movement every 2-3 days, but sometimes goes up to 5 days w/out one. He also says he's 'pooping clean' now, in that when he wipes it's a 'ghost wipe,' aka nothing there. That's bc when you're constipated, it's all super dry bc your large intestine absorbs water, so the longer it sits, the worse that gets . Going that infrequently is neither healthy, not comfortable, and that's just another bit of visceral punishment that Jack endures because he's a fool.
 
ILikeYou said:
Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.
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I've often wondered the exact same thing. Half the time it seems like he thinks his target audience is made up of preteen and teenage boys, because he'll say things like 'make sure you get an adult to help you' or 'ask your parents before you do this', and the rest of the time he seems to think it's housewives. I guess that all makes sense, since his 'audience' in real life has mainly consisted of Tammy and Junior.
 
myhairisonfire said:
This is the most disgusting thing Jack has ever produced. Fish sauce chili is tame compared to this sentiment of "I have it and you dont! Get fucked!" Absolute peak American Boomer greed and entitlement..
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Are you talking about fish sauce as a chili ingredient in general or his disgusting looking seafood soup? If it's the former that's a pretty common ingredient as far as I'm aware used to add MSG into the dish.
 
ILikeYou said:
Who is his target audience, in his mind? I'm sure his true demographic of viewers is mostly just people who despise him and find joy in his misery, but he has a weird way of acting like he's making an instructional video for teenage boys. Like, his video for how to make a dinner for a romantic night in, which comes w/ all kinds of unsolicited personal and grooming advice for young men. But then, he also seems to make videos for conspiracy-believing boomers who think vegetables are actual poison for the human body.

In the 2nd carnivore diet video he did w/ his brother (who's older than him but looks far younger), Jack's brother says he has a bowel movement every 2-3 days, but sometimes goes up to 5 days w/out one. He also says he's 'pooping clean' now, in that when he wipes it's a 'ghost wipe,' aka nothing there. That's bc when you're constipated, it's all super dry bc your large intestine absorbs water, so the longer it sits, the worse that gets . Going that infrequently is neither healthy, not comfortable, and that's just another bit of visceral punishment that Jack endures because he's a fool.
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The stated goal from the beginning was to be the "everyman's cooking channel" focusing on easier recipes. In reality this meant unfocused bullshit to an imagined audience of literally everyone, with Jack's cognitive decline you get this meandering aimlessness.
 
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