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When will Jack drop dead?

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Even better, Jack is incessantly whining about the size of the room that his wife paid for because even then Jack didn't have a real job and relied on Mommy to treat him to everything.
In one of his earliest posts in 2003 he claims Tammy was working two jobs to support him. Can you imagine busting your ass working two jobs, go on a cruise for your anniversary that you paid for and your worthless fat slob of a husband does nothing but complain the entire time? It's a wonder she didn't push him over the railing.
 
In one of his earliest posts in 2003 he claims Tammy was working two jobs to support him. Can you imagine busting your ass working two jobs, go on a cruise for your anniversary that you paid for and your worthless fat slob of a husband does nothing but complain the entire time? It's a wonder she didn't push him over the railing.
The two sides of Jack Scalfani = "I saw expensive luggage I wanted to steal but I'm a Christian" and "I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."
 
Oh wow, truly inspiring that he’s completely fine with that disgusting, lifeless arm stuck in some rigor-mortis claw. It’s as if being right-handed somehow makes it optional. Honestly, if I lost my right arm to a stroke, I’d be literally clawing my way back to functionality with more grit than if I lost my left - and even then, I’d still give it everything. But hey, maybe his goal is to be half-functional at best. Fucking sad, and honestly, gross to look at.
The way it immediately goes back to the claw once the jar of seasoning is removed is uncanny.
 
Seriously? You're giving Jack way too much credit here. It's a copypasta found on /fit/'s FPH threads.
I give Fatty no credit because it sounds like something he'd say because he hates the darkies.

I was bored this afternoon and decided to entertain myself with some Jack tears, and came across this old blog post of his. I think I've read this one before but was good to see it again. Jack gets on a cruise and before they even leave port or have their safety briefing he's already complaining he can't gorge himself.
All this really shows is that he's been a miserable asshole his entire life.

And as much as he hated cruising he still went on them later meaning it couldn't have been that bad. But then he did go on a booze cruise and those typically suck.

The two sides of Jack Scalfani = "I saw expensive luggage I wanted to steal but I'm a Christian" and "I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."
Not just that but he complains that the other channels were showing the DNC... but he's a Christian. You know like most of the people at the DNC.

He's one of those that thinks only Republicans are Christians. Or "Christian" means his own version of Christianity from the Murderchurch.
 
The version of Christianity Jack holds others to is the one where he's God. That's why no one knows more about it than him.
 
The two sides of Jack Scalfani = "I saw expensive luggage I wanted to steal but I'm a Christian" and "I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."

The version of Christianity Jack holds others to is the one where he's God. That's why no one knows more about it than him.
This is the shit that really makes me hope the bible study does happen. It would be such a fantastic insight into who jack is and what thoughts his stroke addled brain can format. I'd love to hear him tackle when Christ tells his disciples to fast after his death. None of this would be new insight per say, I mean the lard ass has been a lard ass shocking. But the way someone spins the bible and the wisdom in it adds wonderful details that otherwise would go hidden.
 
Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.
Or his DJ’ing…
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Yes Jack clearly the solution to fix the FBI is an imaginary government department run by two rich idiots (one of whom even beat you to get nominated for main forum lolcow)

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Jack thinks he's special for owning something that even young kids could get

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Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

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$2 bills are the secret hack to get hot strippers to notice and remember you….
 
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I doubt the bible study would be a thing or if it is it won't be open. I'd personally love respectful callers dig deep into the word and just watch "god > earth" hat man chimp and stroke if you asked anything past doing self felleting I lub jebus stuff. Something as simple as if he feels you can still be Protestant if baptized etc.

At this point I don't doubt Strokey might consider Ortodox a kind of Muslim.
 
I doubt the bible study would be a thing or if it is it won't be open. I'd personally love respectful callers dig deep into the word and just watch "god > earth" hat man chimp and stroke if you asked anything past doing self felleting I lub jebus stuff. Something as simple as if he feels you can still be Protestant if baptized etc.

At this point I don't doubt Strokey might consider Ortodox a kind of Muslim.
The rest of what remains of his brain would explode over the differences between various Christian denominations.
 
I was bored this afternoon and decided to entertain myself with some Jack tears, and came across this old blog post of his. I think I've read this one before but was good to see it again. Jack gets on a cruise and before they even leave port or have their safety briefing he's already complaining he can't gorge himself.
I just got my iphone so I watched that baby carefully get passed in a basket with my keys, pocket knife, etc. I almost dropped the laptop because I only had two arms to juggle all this security crap.
Nooo Jack! If only you knew how good you had it!
 
Just as I said his idea of "Christian" only applies to those that believe exactly as he does.

Imagine trying to explain the No True Scotsman fallacy to Jack in one of his Bible Study streams; and he just repeatedly interrupts with a smug and impatient "Okaaay...But I'm Italian", before accusing you of "not getting it", failing to smile condescendingly due to facial paralysis, failing to shake his head condescendingly due to paralysis - But believing he nailed it.
 
Imagine trying to explain the No True Scotsman fallacy to Jack in one of his Bible Study streams; and he just repeatedly interrupts with a smug and impatient "Okaaay...But I'm Italian", before accusing you of "not getting it", failing to smile condescendingly due to facial paralysis, failing to shake his head condescendingly due to paralysis - But believing he nailed it.
And then you bring up his DNA test and say, "No. You're more Arab than Italian meaning you should be Muslim" and see his head explode.
 
I was bored this afternoon and decided to entertain myself with some Jack tears, and came across this old blog post of his. I think I've read this one before but was good to see it again. Jack gets on a cruise and before they even leave port or have their safety briefing he's already complaining he can't gorge himself.
this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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It is a fascinating look into Jack as a person. You will notice as you read through a lot of those posts even going back 20 years he has always been a miserable asshole. One thing that jumps out at me constantly is anytime anything goes even slightly wrong, or does not go how he thinks it should go he will call, complain, whine, yell (at the top of his lungs so he says) and make himself such a nuisance the business or person always caves to make him go away. He is like a toddler that was never told no. Is this learned behavior? You can even see it in Jacks videos. There have been videos where they will go out to eat someplace with Tammy's friends and Jack obviously does not want to he there. So what does he do? Makes an ass of himself and a nuisance until they can leave. This isnt some post stroke stuff; he's been this way his entire life.
 
It is a fascinating look into Jack as a person. You will notice as you read through a lot of those posts even going back 20 years he has always been a miserable asshole. One thing that jumps out at me constantly is anytime anything goes even slightly wrong, or does not go how he thinks it should go he will call, complain, whine, yell (at the top of his lungs so he says) and make himself such a nuisance the business or person always caves to make him go away. He is like a toddler that was never told no. Is this learned behavior? You can even see it in Jacks videos. There have been videos where they will go out to eat someplace with Tammy's friends and Jack obviously does not want to he there. So what does he do? Makes an ass of himself and a nuisance until they can leave. This isnt some post stroke stuff; he's been this way his entire life.
Jack clearly was one of those pudgy, selfish little kids that somehow lucked out into never getting pounded in the face for being a prick, even once.
 
Jacks blog is amazing, maybe Im just bored, but it reminds me of Maddox's site back in the day where its just some impotent bald man behind a screen bitching and making up stories about benign arguments with customer service that he totally wins. And at the time you dont know its an impotent bald man but you dont get the feeling its some chad either, it has the feeling of Jon Arbuckle getting a win over the USPS, like hes kind of a loser in all of his stories; he just chronicles himself complaining a lot until people go 'damn, fine, heres $20, just shut the fuck up' and he goes 'weve all been there right fellas?' And here it is almost 20 years later and hes still the same dude.
 
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