💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

I remind everyone that Jack's ancestry results specified "Arab."

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

Aside from Jack repeatedly pronouncing bruschetta "bris-ketta" and never being able to remember details about the restaurant's name or menu, these moments made me laugh:

He took a shitty picture of this chicken, so we cant see if its a full half or not, but if the restaurant was using decent chicken (IE not hormone injected corn feed franken birds that have been ballooned) that looks like a pretty reasonable size to me. Like real chickens are big, but not that big. Imagine you are the restaurant owners and you pay the extra dollar to have decent quality poultry and some ham planet jackass posts a review going "NOT HALF A CHICKEN DURR" because the are completely disconnected from what food really is. Like sorry we all don't enjoy your engorged Tyson bug chickens you fucking mong

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

More like a special day for a special gentleman. We all know Jack is just excited to show up and eat the food.

 

[Tiresome]

Awww isn't that sweet, and the rotund, immobile, head-lolling, cockeyed, sub-average IQ, half-paralyzed, gurgling and unintelligible Jack will be the most special needs child in the room.

 

[biggacracka]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

I'm suuuuure he won't go there just for the free food and make some disable kid starve by eating fucking everything

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ps_tF3qnXdc

It really isn't even trolling or cajoling to say he's faking carnivore, he admits it openly so many times. Here he admits to eating the polenta without a second thought, and then in that recent pizza oven video he just openly eats the pizza right after saying he wouldn't break carnivore for it. I really can't wrap my head around this level of brain damage or lack of self awareness.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.

Have to post the obligatory "church chili" now to bring in the New Year.

https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0?si=QJRSknNTcurYQyMS

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

I am glad that Jack's fat ass can no longer cook so the kids won't get salmonella and die

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ps_tF3qnXdc

And again Fatty just shows he's an absolute pig. Had he truly been on a KHARNIVORE diet he'd have said, "just give me the chicken" and that's that. I worked as a waiter and we had people come in and order just a steak or prime rib with no veggies or potato. But no. He's going to eat that off camera. He seriously hasn't posted his weight or numbers in a while because he's not losing any weight.

And of course he prefers the chickens at Sam's Club. They're loaded with salt and are on their last legs which is why they broil them. They're decent albeit cheap chickens. Fatty eats one whole chicken in one sitting and because of how bloated he feels afterwards thinks that's how he should feel at the end of every meal.

Awww isn't that sweet, and the rotund, immobile, head-lolling, cockeyed, sub-average IQ, half-paralyzed, gurgling and unintelligible Jack will be the most special needs child in the room.

Oh screw you. I wanted to say that! (*pouts in the corner*)

It really isn't even trolling or cajoling to say he's faking carnivore, he admits it openly so many times. Here he admits to eating the polenta without a second thought, and then in that recent pizza oven video he just openly eats the pizza right after saying he wouldn't break carnivore for it. I really can't wrap my head around this level of brain damage or lack of self awareness.

Fatty can't help himself when food is in front of him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes Jack clearly the solution to fix the FBI is an imaginary government department run by two rich idiots (one of whom even beat you to get nominated for main forum lolcow)



Jack thinks he's special for owning something that even young kids could get



Press X to doubt



Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

 

[boxybum]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ps_tF3qnXdc

Is his memory completely gone? He asks the same questions over and over. He knows its rice and cheese balls but asks the same shit again. The guy is on his last legs. I am surprised he survived the entirety of 2024.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Is his memory completely gone? He asks the same questions over and over. He knows its rice and cheese balls but asks the same shit again. The guy is on his last legs. I am surprised he survived the entirety of 2024.

This is a brain after a stroke. Imagine what multiple strokes can do.

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

This is a brain after a stroke. Imagine what multiple strokes can do.

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

I believe at this point we need a mercy killing.

https://youtu.be/QjsiqCD4Hf4?si=KPUNkb_kah9RYZ-i

 

[Revelator]

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

Maybe God is giving Jack more chances and Agnes was good for Heaven?

 

[mawrieposter]

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are you sure thats not something Jack put on a skillet

 

[p1138]

are you sure thats not something Jack put on a skillet

It's not covered in burnt shugur on the outside and raw in the center.

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

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i needed to know whether the movie about nazis and jews had any political agenda and whether the movie about a nun had cruising. damn you jack!!

EDIT: just watched the review of the (actual, non-fast-food) restaurant where jack not only asks about the arancini 5 times but reveals he doesn't know what BYOB means. a "food guy" who gets 95% of his meals from tin cans and convenience store heat lamps.

it's striking their church friends review the food in an intelligent, thoughtful way, describing the flavors, the qualities and the experience of eating it. then we go to tammy who says "it was good" 3 times.

and of course jack was triggered because the chicken wasn't a bloated, flavorless genetically engineered monstrosity pumped full of hormones and posthumous saline. "i'll show dem where to get da big tsicken. walmart tsiken BIG."