Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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NoStinkingBadges said:
All I know is, after Wu's utter destruction, I know who to write in for president in 2020.
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Representative Stephen Lynch preemptively thanks you for your support.

So the giant plan here apparently is to rip off a dead franchise that shit itself last year after tightening the noose due to a short drop through the box office floor after swallowing all the equality cyanide pills in the bottle, all in the name of bad puns . . .

Sounds about above average for John and Frank's usual con to me, but I'd shudder to call it an actual improvement.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Prospective congressman John Flynt heroically stands in defence of pitybux abusers and Koopa Troopas, the backbones of American society. Meanwhile, @RepStephenLynch demonstrates just how much of a degenerate he is by showing everyone that he wastes his fucking time hanging out with níggers.

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The contrast in communication between the two candidates (well, one elected representative and one crazy tranny goblin) never fails to amuse me.
 
Wu is six foot two, and a dedicated marathoner. She runs over 55 miles every week, and almost 3,000 miles per year. She is married to four-time Hugo-award-winner Frank Wu.
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Lmao. I run marathons, I do an average of 25/w off season and 35/w+ miles when training for one. There is literally no way that Wu runs marathon, that fag couldn't run a 5k without stopping.

If you are running 55k+ a week 52 weeks a year like he's claiming to, he would be in a completely different shape, he would be thin as fuck and would be talking about his races.

All runners with social media, including myself, become annoying as fuck with running talk the closer you get to a race because that's literally everything you're thinking about outside of work and talk about that shit constantly and Instagram it with hashtags and post shit on Facebook and tell people etc.. etc.. Getting hyped up about it is part of the mental training

He has never posted anything he received at races, mentioned he was running a race, I've checked actual databases of marathons in Mass and can't find his name anywhere

Not only that but he claims to have clocked 30,000 miles from 2004-2014

https://www.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/505951599911792640

He's that kid on the playground who couldn't stop lying but was terrible at it and went way too big
 
I think he's also claimed to go through four pairs of running shoes every year (can't find it yet)

Maybe he does but only in the Imelda Marcos sense.

e: here it is

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Elbe said:
I think he's also claimed to go through four pairs of running shoes every year (can't find it yet)

Maybe he does but only in the Imelda Marcos sense.

e: here it is

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Why does he wear women's shoes? Doesn't he have huge feet? If the issue is that women's shoes are too expensive, why the fuck wouldn't he just suck it up and wear men's shoes? Does he really think buying female products help his passability in any way, shape or form?
 
Courier said:
Why does he wear women's shoes? Doesn't he have huge feet? If the issue is that women's shoes are too expensive, why the fuck wouldn't he just suck it up and wear men's shoes? Does he really think buying female products help his passability in any way, shape or form?
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It's all part of the delusion.
 
Courier said:
Why does he wear women's shoes? Doesn't he have huge feet? If the issue is that women's shoes are too expensive, why the fuck wouldn't he just suck it up and wear men's shoes? Does he really think buying female products help his passability in any way, shape or form?
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Because a 6'2" man's feet are social constructs.

And if they don't fit into womens' shoes well that's the patriarchy at work AGAIN.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Lmao. I run marathons, I do an average of 25/w off season and 35/w+ miles when training for one. There is literally no way that Wu runs marathon, that fag couldn't run a 5k without stopping.

If you are running 55k+ a week 52 weeks a year like he's claiming to, he would be in a completely different shape, he would be thin as fuck and would be talking about his races.

All runners with social media, including myself, become annoying as fuck with running talk the closer you get to a race because that's literally everything you're thinking about outside of work and talk about that shit constantly and Instagram it with hashtags and post shit on Facebook and tell people etc.. etc.. Getting hyped up about it is part of the mental training

He has never posted anything he received at races, mentioned he was running a race, I've checked actual databases of marathons in Mass and can't find his name anywhere

Not only that but he claims to have clocked 30,000 miles from 2004-2014

https://www.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/505951599911792640

He's that kid on the playground who couldn't stop lying but was terrible at it and went way too big
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Yeah. Evidently they have or at one point had a treadmill at their residence. John also spent some time a couple of months ago complaining about how he couldn't find cute women's shoes in whatever large even for men size he needs for his feet. The likely reality here is that every few months or so John notices a little more stress on the gut belt and has to work a little harder to cinch himself down. This leads to a "time to get serious about fitness" moment where he buys some workout gear and then ultimately decides that running is too hard after a few halfassed attempts and falls back on chain smoking and going on the soylent for a few weeks until he is able to put on the belt. In his eye's though, this effectively makes him a professional competitive marathon runner.
 
Usually you buy new running shoes about at the 400-500 miles track (also depends on frequency and climate)

If he really ran 3,000 miles year no way he'd manage with less than 8 pairs of shoes. Probably 10.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
He has never posted anything he received at races, mentioned he was running a race, I've checked actual databases of marathons in Mass and can't find his name anywhere
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I don't think he ran actual marathons. He just used to be in the habit of going out there and autistically running flat-out with no training until he wrecked his body doing it. That's how he finally blew out his knees some years ago.
 
Eli Whitney said:
Yeah. Evidently they have or at one point had a treadmill at their residence. John also spent some time a couple of months ago complaining about how he couldn't find cute women's shoes in whatever large even for men size he needs for his feet. The likely reality here is that every few months or so John notices a little more stress on the gut belt and has to work a little harder to cinch himself down. This leads to a "time to get serious about fitness" moment where he buys some workout gear and then ultimately decides that running is too hard after a few halfassed attempts and falls back on chain smoking and going on the soylent for a few weeks until he is able to put on the belt. In his eye's though, this effectively makes him a professional competitive marathon runner.
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It's also so fucking annoying to people who actually know what they are talking about to see this fucking clown pretending he's doing literally twice as much shit we do when in reality he never leaves his couch

36,000 miles since 2004. What a fat piece of lying shit lol.

Kosher Dill said:
I don't think he ran actual marathons. He just used to be in the habit of going out there and autistically running flat-out with no training until he wrecked his body doing it. That's how he finally blew out his knees some years ago.
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He claims to run Marathon, it's even his preferred activity outside of making games on his website and he said that in tons of interviews
 
Elbe said:
I think he's also claimed to go through four pairs of running shoes every year (can't find it yet)

Maybe he does but only in the Imelda Marcos sense.

e: here it is

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Maybe it's not that women's running shoes aren't durable, maybe it's that they're designed for women's feet.
 
Has John mentioned Strava in his life ever?

I noticed a pic of Frank with a treadmill - maybe Wu does all those marathons indoors because he thinks GG are going to assasinate him.
 
Elbe said:
Because a 6'2" man's feet are social constructs.

And if they don't fit into womens' shoes well that's the patriarchy at work AGAIN.
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For reference i'm 6'4" tall and i take a UK size 12 (US 13), there is no chance in hell any man Wu's size would take less than a 10.
 
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