💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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what a video. normally a 45 minute video of some faggot politisperging would make me want to fucking kill myself, but Sam really knocked it out of the park. I think the issue is, there's a lot of stuff we all know is going on, but we're struggling to communicate it in a way that crystallizes it as a real ideology. a lot of people are trying, and some have been somewhat successful. but unfortunately, the upper crust of this counterculture we're a part of, the public media layer, is full of stupid grifter faggots like Fuentes or Milo or jorp who deserve nothing more than to be fragged mercilessly and thrown into moving traffic. Sam, I think, is one of the first guys to not just do an extremely successful job of enunciating just what is so fucking pernicious and deranging about the modern age, but to do so in an honest way without mugging for viewers or trying to get people to suck his dick. good vid.

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the long winded borderline schizophrenic rants from Sam in the old MDE video descriptions were hilarious. From what I've seen the majority were lost when the main channel got banned in 2017. The reuploads on the second MDE channel Milliondollarextreme2 and MDEneverdies channel usually do not have them. Using the internet archive I was able to find a few of the original lost descriptions:

This is from Tissue Box one of the early major MDE productions. It does not exist in any modern reupload version that I could find.
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If anyone here is interested in recovering some of these original video descriptions you can use this playlist to access archives of them just be aware not all were archived
https://web.archive.org/web/20150505155200/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7AA46E25F40D5EF4
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this shit is one of the first thing that put Sam Hyde on my radar. it wasn't just video descriptions, he used to have them in like intermission cards in his videos and shit. I remember finding one of his projects - unfortunately defunct now - where he made a fake page on some gay hipster fashion facebook knockoff called lookbook under the name Tace Kiber lmao. I've found a few of the pages on the Wayback Machine:

Trollin' Look
St. Mark's Place (NYCity) (sophisticated look)
G6 Status (executive look)
As I Look Out Over My City [The Unbearable Lightness of Me]

My dude #trappped (youtube.com/trappppped) came over and we hit up some local spots for some IRL #trollin'!

trappped has acted as adviser to many #youtube top stars (not to name names, but we're talkin' top 100 YouTubers of all time, several of those) and helped them out with some truly gnarly #pranks.

He thought it would be best to start off with some #classic McDonald's drive-thru #cup #grabs. Then we did a sick prank where we sang #rap lyrics through a McDonald's drive-thru. By the time we had #pranked #pranked that particular McDonald's about a dozen times, they were pretty pissed off, so we headed out in search of more fertile #trolling #trolling grounds.

Next up, we went to the mall for some classic falling down pranks. We took turns falling, convincing onlookers that we had hurt ourselves, then would run off giggling. It was pretty choice. We also did a little bit of #shoplifting. trappped took a Dreamcast memory thing from GameStop. I feel like if we had gotten in trouble, this look would've let the authorities know that we're #harmless boyish pranksters and not real bad guys.

So many #hot #girls in the mall. You always see one or two old guys walking around with their hands in their pockets scoping out the girls--they're #gross! I talked to a few of the girls and let them know how gross the old guys were and they agreed. They seemed to like me because the way I talk, I talk like them to let them know I'm cool. I try not to imagine certain things especially when these girls are like s_v_nteen or even s_xteen, so instead I have to imagine other things. I imagine getting into a head-on car #crash and my whole body getting #mashed #up until it is like a handful of pizza dough with #sausage #chunks. Just my whole body getting mashed into #smithereens in about three seconds, such a fast and hard collision that it utterly destroys my whole physical being, because that's about has #hard and #fast as I'd ____ my ____ while thinking about these girls. #perfect #princesses, untouchable princesses bounding forever through the green fields in my mind. I am strong because I need to be in order to protect them. I just want to #protect them never want to #hurt them. If they don't want me too then I would have to hurt them though. I need someone to #kill #me because I obviously don't have the courage to. A #bullet #in #the #brain or maybe a couple #zip-ties around my neck are in my future, that's for sure. I guess the reason I have such a low opinion of other people is because I have such a #low #opinion of myself. Subconsciously (I would never admit this out loud) I know that I am worse than a pile of dog food. I deserve to be stuffed in a #prison cell with no air and be #left #to #rot until I'm just bones. Call me Just Bones Tace. JBT 4 Ever. Kill me kill me #kill #me #kill #me

if you haven't read it yet, find a PDF of his book. it's bananas.
 
On the bright side, since Sam is going to get exposure on this, all the alleged crimes of the past are going to be brought up either by the usual suspects or the powers that may be... So I see this as a win/win for whatever chaos comes out of this.
 
Great video. My belief is that this doubled as a screen test for his new show he's working on. The cameras, angles, costume, chair, and set are all going to be in his new "Right Wing Grift News Show." He saw an opportunity to talk about a recent event he has a lot of opinions on and used it as a jumping off point for the new show. The social media response is positive, and he is using more sincere language and straightforward camera angles/editing. The offhand comments about contractors fucking up his floor indicates he's trying to get a new set together. Polished concrete is ideal for a news set.

This may seem insignificant, like a shot in the dark, but post-internet social movements always begin in alt spaces and work their way to the mainstream. Sam has an "alt" audience that mingles with mainstream people. If enough people start talking about this video, or the contents, it can normalize an Anti-Immigration sentiment online. Eventually.
 
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Zoc Verde said:
Great video. My belief is that this doubled as a screen test for his new show he's working on. The cameras, angles, costume, chair, and set are all going to be in his new "Right Wing Grift News Show." He saw an opportunity to talk about a recent event he has a lot of opinions on and used it as a jumping off point for the new show. The social media response is positive, and he is using more sincere language and straightforward camera angles/editing. The offhand comments about contractors fucking up his floor indicates he's trying to get a new set together. Polished concrete is ideal for a news set.
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This is all fine and good until the moment Sam gets bored.
 
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On the bright side, since Sam is going to get exposure on this, all the alleged crimes of the past are going to be brought up either by the usual suspects or the powers that may be... So I see this as a win/win for whatever chaos comes out of this.
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If fucking a 16 year-old more than a decade ago was something you could be cancelled for, most of Hollywood would be out of work.
 
Lidl Drip said:
She was 15-16 and he was 30. Your e-daddy is a fucking creepy pedo cope and seethe.
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works cited:

"What's really unfortunate is that if there is, my point in talking to you is that I wanted to know if there was any validity to serious accusations. And if there is any validity, you have completely fucked this up for the people that Sam hurt. And you like tried to rope in a bunch of other people who I can't even talk about now because like three different people have showed the ID to try and arrange this."

"That was Channing Crager, the person who has been posting infographics about Sam Hyde being a pedophile on /pol/ for the last five years. I hope you have found this conversation informative. Have a great night. I'm going to bed. Peace."

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I know he was referring to Vivek Ramaswamalomadingdong the DC street shitter, but every time Sam addressed him by his first name, I just imagined him meaning this guy instead.

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Fcret said:
If fucking a 16 year-old more than a decade ago was something you could be cancelled for, most of Hollywood would be out of work.
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My point was that when someone gets amplified or exposure, the drama they have also gets attention. And I think that Elon (and his circle) might take advantage on the allegations against Sam.

To clarify, I have no idea on the legitimacy of allegations surrounding Sam, because there are various things claimed and various witnesses who are insane or retarded. But the point is that it's something controversial.
 
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I remember when Sam Hyde showed up on the Killstream. Did people find out about him after the iDubbbz documentary or something?
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There's a significant number of people who believe the "he's the master of meta irony, you can never know what he REALLY thinks about" thing.
Even fucking Destiny, the nigger said he wasn't so sure about Sam's political stance even after watching "Thank You White People".
 
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