🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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underoo underarmour said:
The identity of the item falling from his rotten maw is still up for debate. There is some Information to suggest that it is likely a piece of chip or other part of his culinary abomination. That aside, the fact that there's even room for speculation as to whether it is one of his rotten chompers is bad enough.
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Intense frame-by-frame videographic forensic analysis would indeed lead me to believe that it was a chip that dinged off his desk. Even if it did sound exactly like how I imagine a rotten tooth getting three-pointered into an Old West spittoon would sound like, alas 'toobs, it was not that.

Cobes' facial expression in the first cap is so mysthickal. Like a little kid trying to pass off his last-minute Show and Tell choice. Even in his element with a messy, drippy, food hacked fast food item there's a simmering pallid discomfort.
 
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Hennimore said:
He clearly has no idea who Jimmy Carter is. No mention of him being the President, just three or four mentions of him being 100 and how amazing that is. Josh so badly wants everyone to think he needs an excuse to drink.
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He literally said he was a former president within the first ten seconds, trole.
 
Cobes sees the deaths of famous people as excuses to drink the same way politicians see every mass shooting as an excuse to push for gun bans. Never let a good crisis go to waste toobz.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Carter legalized homebrewing, so without him we wouldn't have had the mead-making misadventures. It's only appropriate to drink to that toobz.
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He also wanted to decriminalize weed. Carter had all the policies our boy ever wanted in a president. Pour one out for the homeboy Jimmy TWU
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Does he know what calories are? How many calories are in that pizza that is just topped with excess slop to the extreme? I feel fat if I put one garlic butter cup, let alone slurry on three and then drop all the cheese packets I can on it.
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I feel fat just eating regular pizza. Wish I had the boy's metabolism because DAMN he was blessed in that regard.
 
How true do you think it is that Cobes actually smells good? Eating oil by the bucket and being an alcoholic is a recipe for the runs, and he definitely lets himself get way too greasy. Not to mention the no socks, underwear, and wearing the same shirt and pants for weeks on end. I feel like there's no way he can smell good no matter how much tactical soap he wears. But I'd say the same about Chris Chan but somehow he manages to not smell like shit apparently.
 
I bet he does smell but it’s not some overwhelming cloud of shit. It’s probably the type of stink where if he sits on your couch, the cushions now reek of body odor. Or you give him a hug as a family member and you smell the smoke, unwashed clothes, and breath scented with infection from his teeth.
 
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