💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Gerelatha]

If Elon Musk had a fursona he would be a Musky Husky.

I guess some people haven’t heard the rumours he was a daiperfur.

 

[MadStan]

Hilary calls MAGA deplorables and they want her head. Musk calls them contemptible fools and they nod and take it like pussies.

 

[Drip Torch]

I guess some people haven’t heard the rumours he was a daiperfur.

There are rumor's of weird sex shit, not including his breeding harem and demon cosplay.
JFC thats a unsettling statement to say about a soon too be non-elected governmental offical.

 

[John Badman]

Hilary calls MAGA deplorables and they want her head. Musk calls them contemptible fools and they nod and take it like pussies.

It really is funny in the USPG thread seeing people treat these retweets as Elon somehow changing his stance. Next the American dream will be shining shoes or working in uranium mines.

 

[Haftag]

I don't know why everything is solved using rape here.

Hey at least it's not gang rape!

White civilisation

Europeans, mad at other Europeans, for the "brownisation" of America, LMAO.

 

[foam rolla]

Imagine being so selfish that you don't want to work 80 hour weeks in sweat shops like our super genius street-shitters, how entitled can you be.

But the good thing is with all the savings they'll make from slashing wages and unpaid overtime, that'll mean Tesla products and twitter service can be sold a a cheaper price to the public due to lower overheads... right?


RIGHT?!

 

[Pedophobe]

Yup! He's a thin skinned asshole that despises experts that contradict him. He can't handle the tiniest bit of pushback and spergs out over it.

That time someone asked Elon to explain what he meant by that, specifically:

Posted December 2022 Link

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Who tard wrangled Elon?
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I don't think he's tard wrangled, more like he's trying to still look good, he'll probably push for the shit he wants behind closed doors because the rubes who turned against him would forget if he just continues to parrot patriotic talking points without believing them.

Since some people seem to think words matter over actions, and believe Elon is some fair businessman genius based on his words.

When his actions show he's a bumbling evil idiot who would screw people over if it means he makes more money.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

How soon until Mario jumps on Elon like he does on goombas?

 

[AltisticRight]

Careful, Liz No Dong Jones now has enough information to doxx and fire you.

I'm pretty sure he already knows where to find me due to the Torswats and that congresswoman bullshit. Credit to him, he didn't spread the lies of us being domestic terrorists swatting politicians because he knows it's all done by someone nastier.

Jewish privilege indeed.

Can you make a single post that's not bitching about Jews?

Can we focus a little more on Musk and a little less on the race/ethnicity sperging? We have a whole thread in which you can complain about Indians. Just try not to doublepost in it.

Indians shit in the streets.
So do A&H faggots. They're the streetshitters of the forum.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Hilary calls MAGA deplorables and they want her head. Musk calls them contemptible fools and they nod and take it like pussies.

Hillary only shit on half the voting populace. Elon and Vivek shit on the entire working class (IE, anyone who isn't a corporate executive).

 

[Queesechake]

 

[Wodanaz]

"Subtard" is absolute soy shit.

I legitimately have no idea what he meant by that. There's a big button next to his name that says "subscribe", so it makes me think it might have something to do with that, but that doesn't make any sense. There's missing context, which is fitting for an autist who cannot communicate effectively and simply assumes everyone knows what obscure reference he's making.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Everyone's favorite Schizo Queen was right once again
LINK / ARCHIVE

>took photos of grimes getting sliced open during her c-section and sent them around
sheeeeeit is that archived here? If that's true it tells me everything I need to know about the guy.

 

[Breadbassket]

I legitimately have no idea what he meant by that. There's a big button next to his name that says "subscribe", so it makes me think it might have something to do with that, but that doesn't make any sense. There's missing context, which is fitting for an autist who cannot communicate effectively and simply assumes everyone knows what obscure reference he's making.

Perhaps Musk has his very own random-access humor.

 

[GlupShitto]

After crossing this sea raging from cringe defeatism to some good memes, how does the populace think this will end?
Will MAGA finally split and crumble?
Will Trump move ahead in toe with his indiophile allies, who only see the wealthy side of india and not the masses of Nurgle?
Will Trump and the billionaire be forced to change policy and either rely on Mexicans as usual, or cut imigration as planned, actually starting to pay normal salaries to whitey to work?

I think we fucked up and are doomed to suffer infinite jeets as we rapidly approach some kind of techbro dystopia. Trump and Elon are only interested in building wealth for themselves and the rest of silicon valley. Someday when we're living off of bugs and calcium powder and working 80 hours a week in closet apartments, it won't be because of the left, it's because we fell for the biggest lie in history. I'm ashamed of myself for falling for it.

That being said, this whole Elon situation has caused me to do a lot of self reflection and I've realized that I let partisan politics rot my brain. I genuinely thought these people had our best interests in mind and let myself fall deep into a pit of bitterness and borderline groyperism all because I watched a tranny I was friends with tear his family apart and in turn ruin his life and saw MAGA as a fix for all of America's problems. Quite frankly, I was a fucking retard for thinking any politician is anything but evil and thinks of anyone but themselves.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

I legitimately have no idea what he meant by that.

'Sub' means below, under, beneath.

Elon noticed how offended people got about being called lazy and retarded. So in his fit of sperg rage he said to himself "Actually, you are beneath the retards. You are... subtards."

 

[Fcret]

Perhaps Musk has his very own random-access humor.

He's like ten layers deep in the transhumanist/lesswrong/TPOT discourse that's infested SV types over the last ten years and will say shit that only makes sense if you sit around all day reading tweets from terminally online e/acc guys. His brain is so fried by drugs and postrat nonsense that he can only talk in the specifically retarded way of that scene.

This is also why he's going to end up invariably scaring the normies and being sidelined by the Trump campaign.

 

[Wodanaz]

Perhaps Musk has his very own random-access humor.

Pretty much.

'Sub' means below, under, beneath.

Elon noticed how offended people got about being called lazy and retarded. So in his fit of sperg rage he said to himself "Actually, you are beneath the retards. You are... subtards."

I assumed this because it makes the most sense. But it also doesn't make any sense. Just call them retards. Or tards. Nobody says made up words like subtard, except tards themselves.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Pretty much.

I assumed this because it makes the most sense. But it also doesn't make any sense. Just call them retards. Or tards. Nobody says made up words like subtard, except tards themselves.

retard is a bad no-no word now.
subtard is both worse and PC-compliant.

I look forward to calling Indians subtarded. I hope the chattering classes pick up that baton and run with it.