Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
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Oh shit, I never even thought of that. He's lucky it isn't the 80s and the Winter Hill Gang is pretty much dead and buried. They'd get one look at that freak and he'd be buried somewhere in Neponset soon after.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I think part of it is how running gear would expose the very masculine profile of Wu's body, even for fake shots (because Wu's stick legs simply don't have muscle mass to suggest lots of running).
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They used to though. I can't find the picture at the moment, but in one of the early pre-transition photos with Frank, John used to indeed have manly, toned runner's legs. He used to be an exercise obsessive before he changed his drug of choice to Twitter.

By the way, has anyone seen this photo before? I found it while trying to find the convention pics.
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Kosher Dill said:
They used to though. I can't find the picture at the moment, but in one of the early pre-transition photos with Frank, John used to indeed have manly, toned runner's legs. He used to be an exercise obsessive before he changed his drug of choice to Twitter.
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Hmmm possibly, I didn't know pre-transition photos from that period had been found.

By the way, has anyone seen this photo before? I found it while trying to find the convention pics.
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That is a new photo to me. And there are things that need to be addressed:

1. It's the first time Frank is seen not with his mouth in a permament scream. Somebody needs to fix this in Photoshop or something to restore the cosmic balance.

2. Bribri's attempt to smile is downright creepy since you know that's what they're trying to do and the best they an acomplish is 'extreme discomfort'.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Yeah, that's the other thing worth mentioning.

We've never seen Wu in running gear. She hasn't posted a single thing on Twitter about participating in a race or even going to one. She talks about how much she runs in terms of mileage but I don't think she ever mentions her time (which is kind of the big thing).
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The one thing I know about "runners" is that, much like vegans and people who do crossfit, they live to talk about running at every opportunity. There is always jargon riddled talk of resting heart rates, pace, running condition, outerwear preference sprinkled with humble brags like "I only did twelve miles this morning because I wanted to get to work early" and the constant "I'll take it easy on you" style invitations to run with them. John does drop the occasional brag, but it's not interleaved with enough jargon to really come off as believable. Also, I'm sure John barreling down the road 55 miles a week would be quite a ghastly spectacle, and I'm sure someone would have spotted him.
 
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The only photographic evidence of any Wu being a runner is Frank on a treadmill screaming at a Hostess Cake
 
BuckBumble said:
Wu managed to somehow land on some LoL superstar's crosshairs and his nearly half a million followers.

I:like:love:like:it:like:when:like:people:like:talk:like:like:like:this:like:especially:like:to:like:Wu.
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The best part is that he's gay and black, so Wu can't break out the usual "STOP MANSPLAINING AT ME!" deflection crap. With that many followers, Johnny can't pretend this didn't happen and hope it goes away, especially now that he's trying to cultivate this "I'm for the people!" image.
 
Patrick Buttman said:
The best part is that he's gay and black, so Wu can't break out the usual "STOP MANSPLAINING AT ME!" deflection crap. With that many followers, Johnny can't pretend this didn't happen and hope it goes away, especially now that he's trying to cultivate this "I'm for the people!" image.
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John has no balls, why would he engage against people bigger than him?
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Yeah, that's the other thing worth mentioning.

We've never seen Wu in running gear. She hasn't posted a single thing on Twitter about participating in a race or even going to one. She talks about how much she runs in terms of mileage but I don't think she ever mentions her time (which is kind of the big thing).
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Don't forget the tweet from last month where they complained about the supposed "pink tax" on female running shoes.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
"You've never run for office before. What makes you qualified for the job?

I see Congress as completely broken, not working at all. You have this system where people go on TV, they give talking points--it's not real. Everyone agrees that we have this stagnation, that we need new faces in Congress. I say what I mean. I do what I think is right. I'm willing to think outside the box. I purposefully did not give Democratic Party leaders a heads-up. If I had gone to them and said, 'I want to run for the House,' they would have shunted me off to the side and told me to wait my turn. I don't need anyone's permission to run for office in my own party."

'I see. So, nothing?'
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She's starting to develop Trump cadence. Make a statement, restate with short punchy second statement. Claim everything is broken and you're the new perfect replacement.

Honestly I think she's going to turn repub when she loses the primary.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
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A new character could mean new mechanics, a new item could also mean new mechanics. In every Zelda game I can imagine items were the means to do every virtually gameplay mechanic outside of basic movement. Every single game has new items to enable the character to do new fun things with puzzles and enemies.

How does having a vagina make the game more fun? You have to use the touchscreen to insert tampons? What mechanics are there in being a girl?

Exactly why should Nintendo innovate one of their most hugely popular video game franchises of all time? Should we make Mario a girl too?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Yes John this is EXACTLY the kind of hard-hitting stance that the BOLDER new Democratic Party needs for the 21st century !!

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Innovation idea for Metroid: Be a character other than Samus! Have the game set on Earth!
Innovation idea for GTA: Be a police officer! Follow the law!
Innovation idea for Call of Duty: Be a civilian! Do a desk job!

The Hero of Time is an integral part of the Zelda series. All the games follow a timeline where the Hero of Time is reborn when evil threatens the land. The Hero of Time (Link) is born with the Triforce of Courage, the current incarnation of Zelda has the Triforce of Wisdom, and the evil being has the Triforce of Power. If you mess with that formula it won't be Zelda any more.
Wu has no respect for lore. Shameful.
 
Shugo said:
A new character could mean new mechanics, a new item could also mean new mechanics. In every Zelda game I can imagine items were the means to do every virtually gameplay mechanic outside of basic movement. Every single game has new items to enable the character to do new fun things with puzzles and enemies.

How does having a vagina make the game more fun? You have to use the touchscreen to insert tampons? What mechanics are there in being a girl?

Exactly why should Nintendo innovate one of their most hugely popular video game franchises of all time? Should we make Mario a girl too?
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Well in this case people asking for Zelda to take the lead in a game kind of have a point but are going about it in the usual morons way of "EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE FOR MY WHIMS!"

Zelda is changing, we can see this with this being the first real Zelda game in which Miamoto is not consulting and directing every step of the way.

I really really like the look of the changes they're putting forward. There even seems to be voice acting in chunks of the game which is a massive change for fans of the series. The open world attitude looks great too.

Those are actual innovations.

But lets consider Zelda as a player character.

For starters putting her in just as Zelda would be useless. Linkle is a weird ass non-cannon character on top and also thus useless. If you want to go the lazy route, yeah. Just character-swap Link and Zelda and call it good.

Shiek on the other hand... is a fucking magic ninja. Literally a magic ninja.

Which could provide all sorts of awesome ideas. She wouldn't be the best in a stand up fight, so would be more about stealth and ranged attacks with throwing stars, distracting bombs etc. This could be easily weaved into a current Zelda game for short segments. You could do a swap back and forth between the two characters in a temple or dungeon in order to advance through, with even segments of the game being her having to do something to help you somewhere else.

EDIT: Fuck, have a whole segment of game where it's Zelda dressed as Shiek trying to fucking find the hero of time because Ganon managed to find him first and actually fucking trap him somehow. It's really not damn hard to make the idea appealing without going "BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY A HERO WITH TITS REEEEE!"

There's even the mechanics for it in Breath of the Wild with the new "indicator" in the top right as part of the new minimap representing aggro. That could be dialed up or finessed for Shiek.

Much like Ciri's story in Witcher 3 was. She still had the same basic core mechanics but then had a couple of things to her that made her distinct and her story was interesting and advanced who she was and had become compared to her role in Witcher 2.


But Wu just has to be a contrarian fuck to remind people she's still there snarl-ticking away.
 
Ponderous Pillock said:
Well in this case people asking for Zelda to take the lead in a game kind of have a point but are going about it in the usual morons way of "EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE FOR MY WHIMS!"

Zelda is changing, we can see this with this being the first real Zelda game in which Miamoto is not consulting and directing every step of the way.

I really really like the look of the changes they're putting forward. There even seems to be voice acting in chunks of the game which is a massive change for fans of the series. The open world attitude looks great too.

Those are actual innovations.

But lets consider Zelda as a player character.

For starters putting her in just as Zelda would be useless. Linkle is a weird ass non-cannon character on top and also thus useless. If you want to go the lazy route, yeah. Just character-swap Link and Zelda and call it good.

Shiek on the other hand... is a fucking magic ninja. Literally a magic ninja.

Which could provide all sorts of awesome ideas. She wouldn't be the best in a stand up fight, so would be more about stealth and ranged attacks with throwing stars, distracting bombs etc. This could be easily weaved into a current Zelda game for short segments. You could do a swap back and forth between the two characters in a temple or dungeon in order to advance through, with even segments of the game being her having to do something to help you somewhere else.

EDIT: Fuck, have a whole segment of game where it's Zelda dressed as Shiek trying to fucking find the hero of time because Ganon managed to find him first and actually fucking trap him somehow. It's really not damn hard to make the idea appealing without going "BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY A HERO WITH TITS REEEEE!"

There's even the mechanics for it in Breath of the Wild with the new "indicator" in the top right as part of the new minimap representing aggro. That could be dialed up or finessed for Shiek.

Much like Ciri's story in Witcher 3 was. She still had the same basic core mechanics but then had a couple of things to her that made her distinct and her story was interesting and advanced who she was and had become compared to her role in Witcher 2.


But Wu just has to be a contrarian fuck to remind people she's still there snarl-ticking away.
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If Wu wants to play as Zelda that bad she could just play Hyrule Warriors. She can also play as Ruto and that Mary Sue magic bitch, too. Three princesses for the price of one!

Edit: Just remembered Midna. Four princesses!
 
Gentleburd said:
If Wu wants to play as Zelda that bad she could just play Hyrule Warriors. She can also play as Ruto and that Mary Sue magic bitch, too. Three princesses for the price of one!

Edit: Just remembered Midna. Four princesses!
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Three versions of Midna and two versions of Zelda withthe DLC. So seven princesses. Eight if you count the "Insect Princess" girl.
 
strava or it didnt happen wu..boogie 2988 runs more then you..

luckily though sperging about zelda is just what the blue collar workers want to hear, I mean look what that fool lynch is up to...

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