How do I avoid getting raped on Kiwi Farms?

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You just stick by me, Ill keep you safe! Hey, youre wearing some revealing clothes, how about we just go to my place and let you change, I have some new wine I wanted to try out anyway. Just turn off your phone, it effects the vibes.
 
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Don't listen to Daddy's Angry Juice. He's trying to rape you. Come with me. I have a rape dungeon safe room I've constructed in my mom's basement. It has everything you need to stay safe. Chains, a bucket, blood drain in the floor, soundproof walls.
GODDAMN IT MOM SAID I GET TO USE THE SEX DUNGEON ON FRIDAYS!
 
MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SPARKLETOR IS NOT LETTING ME USE THE SEX DUNGEON AND HE ALSO PUT BOOGERS IN MY HAIR AND HE TOLD ME NULL WASN'T REAL AND THATS HES JUST SOME FAT GUY IN EUROPE
 
MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SPARKLETOR IS NOT LETTING ME USE THE SEX DUNGEON AND HE ALSO PUT BOOGERS IN MY HAIR AND HE TOLD ME NULL WASN'T REAL AND THATS HES JUST SOME FAT GUY IN EUROPE
Mom loves me best that why I get to sleep in bed with her and you have to sleep with her friend Uncle Tony.
 
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