💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Human Institute Director]

wait what gen zed is still not out???

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

wait what gen zed is still not out???

The pilot hasn't even finished being made yet.

 

[Trombonista]

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Could say the same about you and trump lol

Did Roger Ebert even have hemorrhoids?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I can think of at least one person who looks like he was dropped on his head as a baby:

Spoiler

Dropped? This nigga was smashed against a brick wall

 

[Feline Darkmage]

wait what gen zed is still not out???

It'll never come out.

 

[yasscat]

It'll never come out.

Much like my ex-girlfriends from college.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hey, you guys want to hear three variations of the same stupid Trump joke?

Too fucking bad.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Hey, you guys want to hear three variations of the same stupid Trump joke?

Too fucking bad.

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At least the inauguration won't be graced by Hayden "Slammed in the face by 3 doors and has down syndrome" Black's presence.

 

[yasscat]

Hey, you guys want to hear three variations of the same stupid Trump joke?

Too fucking bad.

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I'm not gonna lie, the first one made me chuckle.

 

[NeverHappened]

I'm not gonna lie, the first one made me chuckle.

TIL strokes are contagious.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I'm not gonna lie, the first one made me chuckle.

It's ok, we've got a medical team on standby. Can you smell toast and not currently making any?

 

[yasscat]

It's ok, we've got a medical team on standby. Can you smell toast and not currently making any?

TIL strokes are contagious.

Oh, that's why I have aphasia! Mystery solved.

 

[JU 199]

I'm not gonna lie, the first one made me chuckle.

It's ok, we've got a medical team on standby. Can you smell toast and not currently making any?

I suggest sitting down and calling an ambulance. A prayer for your deity of choice wouldn't hurt the odds either.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey, you guys want to hear three variations of the same stupid Trump joke?

Too fucking bad.

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Did his license for the Whole Foods douche bag joke expire or something? And this is now his go-to?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Did his license for the Whole Foods douche bag joke expire or something? And this is now his go-to?

Of course not, he posts that hipster grocery joke like once a week or so.

 

[yasscat]

I suggest sitting down and calling an ambulance. A prayer for your deity of choice wouldn't hurt the odds either.

Well, fuck. I don't believe in any deities.

 

[Tard]

Hey, you guys want to hear three variations of the same stupid Trump joke?

Too fucking bad.

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It's funny how it's been proven to be a successful troll attempt by 4chan that stupid journalists fell for
Ya know, before he made these tweets.
This guy was so fucking late to these jokes that when he makes them their already irrelevant

 

[Flustercuck]

It's funny how it's been proven to be a successful troll attempt by 4chan that stupid journalists fell for
Ya know, before he made these tweets.
This guy was so fucking late to these jokes that when he makes them their already irrelevant

that's hayden for you, he's always either way too soon, or way too late, he has no timing, which is essential for comedy

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

that's hayden for you, he's always either way too soon, or way too late, he has no timing, which is essential for comedy

 

[Flustercuck]

strokeface doesn't understand how terrorism works