🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hot CILF in your area said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aayKWgK-jBQI cannot believe Hambastard uploaded another one the day after Vlogmas concluded. I'd do a tl;dw, buuut I got some stuff coming up, so I'll get to that when I find the time.
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EUGH that laundry room is so TRIGGEREEN. If the clothes XXXXXXXL body tents are clean, fold them so they don't get mixed up with dirty ones. If they're dirty, then put them in a hamper. Also don't fucking throw shit to the top of the closet, that also happens to be overstuffed with thousands of dollars of Horrid clothes she never wears because they're only a 4XL and she's a fucking 7XL now. I can't believe at one point she larped about being a fucking tradwife that just loved cleaneen and organizeen while various wipeys did everything for her.
The absolute SLOB behavior on passive display in that thumbnail alone makes me MATI
LightEmittingDiode said:
Not that they do much for her these days but I love when her slimming face filter slips because it just cannot distinguish a face in that dough ball head lmao
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Looking mighty bell shaped this evening Hambie.
 
I think she staged her descent into the daintiest eating disorder specifically for Emily. I read all her weight loss zeal as “fuck you, I do what I want! Don’t you want to come shove weight gain shakes in my face? Please call me, babe.” She only thinks about Emily, why would this new phase differ in any way?
 
Chef Autism said:
On the topic of her pouring salt all over the pasta and cake - she's only doing it because she likely has another entree and dessert or two that she hasn't shown the camera. She can afford to performatively dump salt on those and toss them because she's just going to turn the camera off and eat what she didn't show us.
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Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.

chiropractic gynecologist said:
shes literally shaped like a squash
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She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

Even their dancing is similar:
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Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.


She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

Even their dancing is similar:
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God the fat liver really is horrific
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's also shown us her adding garlic salt to her Maruchan, so I'm not convinced that her putting some salt over a slice of cake would be enough to actually deter her from eating it.


She's looking more and more like Grimace every day (though to be fair to Grimace, he has far daintier arms and layyygs).

Even their dancing is similar:
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Oh yeah, with that top there’s no way she isn’t baiting Emily. Pure fetish fuel.
 
How come she hasn't faked adhd yet? She would get government approved uppers and lose that weight fast.
She could just chose a slightly higher dose and she would have energy, ger a hrand new diagnosis to flex AND lose weight. Win win win
 
chiropractic gynecologist said:
this look is so incredibly close to abdullah the butcher
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Yah this is closer to what she’ll look like if she actually sticks to a weight loss routine. I wouldn’t do it if I were her, it’s too much ugly, hanging skin to drape and rip and have to spend more money on surgically removing. If she actually lost 100-200 pounds and had a neck like Tammy Slaton, we’d never see her, filters can’t fix that. Go out fat and happy, Hamb. The alternative won’t buy all that much time, and the time wouldn’t be worth the trouble.
 
Terfatron said:
How come she hasn't faked adhd yet? She would get government approved uppers and lose that weight fast.
She could just chose a slightly higher dose and she would have energy, ger a hrand new diagnosis to flex AND lose weight. Win win win
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She has said she heard bad things about Adderall. In reality she is going to reject anything that actually causes weight loss. Something is wrong with her in the head
 
guess Emily Franz is going to OK soon, considering the fact that amberlynn lideralllyyy cant stand the Wisconsin winters.
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Also is this pic reused? Amberlynn looks SOOOOO bad, like worst then usual in this particular photo,
 
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Is there anyway for an autist to look at the old tiktok video of her liver boob and compare it to the one from her vlog? It seems so, so, so much larger.

I'd give her exactly 1 week before she's dancing in a new horrific see through top to show Emily what she wants, at this rate. Maybe we'll get a really clear view soon 🌈
 
My best guess is that Emily wants to keep Amber as a long distance thing like she did her last 1000lb whale. Much more convenient to keep her separated in a state over and only a few hours flight away from everything in her own life. Amber will keep gaineeen despite all the anachan baiting because it's what she needs to do if she's going to keep being claimed on the internet. Emily will probably start flying over at the end of every month for a gross freaky weekend at Amber's, then fly back home. Just like she did when visiting her half ton ex.
It'll be interesting if (very big if) she ever moves back into the feeder's basement but I doubt it given how insufferable she is, and how Emily's much more concrete boundaries aren't manipulated by her antics like all the other wipey's were.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
My best guess is that Emily wants to keep Amber as a long distance thing like she did her last 1000lb whale. Much more convenient to keep her separated in a state over and only a few hours flight away from everything in her own life. Amber will keep gaineeen despite all the anachan baiting because it's what she needs to do if she's going to keep being claimed on the internet. Emily will probably start flying over at the end of every month for a gross freaky weekend at Amber's, then fly back home. Just like she did when visiting her half ton ex.
It'll be interesting if (very big if) she ever moves back into the feeder's basement but I doubt it given how insufferable she is, and how Emily's much more concrete boundaries aren't manipulated by her antics like all the other wipey's were.
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Since shes apparently been fired from her job shes gonna have to get a new one and save up quick to visit amber if shes gonna afford a flight. At least she will only have to pay for one seat.
 
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