🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It’s crazy that the hog is perfectly fine with making her appointments to go get (and waste) these weight loss drugs, but can never follow through with any other appointments. Always some sort of issue with insurance/the doctors/therapists/dangleen ankles. And now even mamalynn is having the same problem, funny that 🤔

Merry (early) Christmas to Wasabi, Twonks, ghost Rarity and Gracie, and my fellow Farmers! ❤️(Fuck you Amber, I hope you choke on another potato)
Off-topic personal post, but had someone partially choke on a piece of potato this holiday season and they confirmed that it never felt like they’d shit their pants in the process. It’s funny thinking of Big Al acting like a scared elephant running around wheezing dramatically instead of just signaling for help.
 
So in pretty much every video this bitch has extensive sections talking about cats, cat related items she buys, and/or animals in general. I know that one does not need to be crying over a lost pet forever, but I swear she does this on purpose with a smile on her face. I feel bad for Wasabi, that poor cat got drug all over the Midwest and lost his long time buddy in a short period of time. She is just pure evil.
 
I don’t think the behaviour is that deep. Believe it or not, it’s common advice in the WLS community, as in bin the food and pour detergent on it.
It's also an ED behavior. Jennette McCurdy (a recovering anorexic and bulimic) revealed in her book that she would throw food into the garbage can and spray it with perfume to stop herself from eating it, only to end up devouring it moments later. Those who say Amber (poorly) imitates disordered behaviors are correct, and it's actually becoming more common to see morbidly obese people claiming to suffer from TRUE and HONEST anorexia nervosa despite having none of the symptoms. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't go well when they enter spaces meant for actual anorexics and discover that those women are terrified of looking like them.
 
She desperately wants to have Anorexia instead of BED and thinks if she just copies weird quirky things that ana-chan's do she will seem just as dainty as them, not realizing that she just looks massively retarded because she is 600lb.
I don't know if she is frequenting anorexia forums, but I could easily see this being the case. The idea is to communicate that food means so little to her that she can just throw it away, just like some skinny bird would do. It's the same performance as her "being cold all the time" or " tailbone hurting from sitting on hard surfaces". If she does everything a thin woman does, in some weird way, isn't she also a thin woman?
I don’t think the behaviour is that deep. Believe it or not, it’s common advice in the WLS community, as in bin the food and pour detergent on it.
While it is, I don't know if she is doing it for that reason. See above. Unrelated though, a friend of a friend said their wake up call was the first time they threw away food and shortly after thought about getting it back out of the trash. They said that with everything, at least they could say they never ate food that was trashed, and when that was in jeopardy they knew shit was bad bad. They got help, lost the weight, and that was like 5 years ago, so if you take it seriously I guess it can mean something.
 
You can be fat and anorexic, but not for long. Anorexia is defined by starvation, if Amberlynn ACTUALLY starved (not "omg guyss i'm just starving! i need to inhale this 6 course meal!") we would see it immidiately. In fact, she could stop eating whatsoever for many many months and she would lose like half of her weight but Amber loves food way too much, she doesn't seem to have as much food anxiety when it comes to maintaining her orb like frame.
I think she loves herself too much to be anorexic, imo.
 
I cannot believe Hambastard uploaded another one the day after Vlogmas concluded. I'd do a tl;dw, buuut I got some stuff coming up, so I'll get to that when I find the time.
 
Not that they do much for her these days but I love when her slimming face filter slips because it just cannot distinguish a face in that dough ball head lmao
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She's never been a skinny from the front type of gorl, but my God, the horizontal enormity of it all. The way her dress cascades off that gigantic saddlebag hanging off her side makes me want to retch if I think about it.

Don't think about it.

It's so unnatural. The material is sheer and you can see right through it to the washer behind as it hangs off that.. flesh purse

omg stop
 
Off-topic personal post, but had someone partially choke on a piece of potato this holiday season and they confirmed that it never felt like they’d shit their pants in the process. It’s funny thinking of Big Al acting like a scared elephant running around wheezing dramatically instead of just signaling for help.
She bit that story line from The Whale as Density was spilling the lukewarm "tea" about Fat Fuck. Fat Fuck was trying to be dramatic in thinking that she "aLmOsT DiEd cHoKinG tO dEfF" but she's spectacularly stupid and doesn't know how anything works. It was all made up, but if she was still able to move & The Hand beat her big back to get the fUd out, there's no way she was close enough to death to shit herself. Stupid bitch just always smells of shit so maybe she was confused or The Hand wanted to know where that awful smell was coming from..
 
On the topic of her pouring salt all over the pasta and cake - she's only doing it because she likely has another entree and dessert or two that she hasn't shown the camera. She can afford to performatively dump salt on those and toss them because she's just going to turn the camera off and eat what she didn't show us.
 
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