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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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FedPostalService said:
You’ll have used much better quality sausage and bacon than the shite the pre-made stuff. You’ve made me hungry just thinking about them.

Batter is batter but would you rather have a home made Yorkshire pudding or an Aunt Bessie’s?
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Mine never crisp up properly :(
 
FedPostalService said:
You’ll have used much better quality sausage and bacon than the shite the pre-made stuff. You’ve made me hungry just thinking about them.

Batter is batter but would you rather have a home made Yorkshire pudding or an Aunt Bessie’s?
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I wholeheartedly recommend them with a fry up, too. Very festive.
 
I’ve forgotten his username but does the guy who is a chef still post here? I remember him being a good bloke and would love to hear how he did his Christmas dinner.
 
Was it me because my answer is roast spuds in beef fat/parsnips in honey and at least 2 kinds of meat all arranged in a pyramid on the plate that would give an Egyptian a boner.
 

A female prison officer has been suspended after being arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
It follows reports in The Sun, that a custody officer was detained after a video of her having sex with a male inmate was shared with prisoners at HMP Five Wells in Wellingborough, Northamptonshire.
The BBC has not been able to verify the nature of the allegations but can confirm she is aged 19 and was suspended from her job at the privately-run prison on 23 December, following her arrest by Northamptonshire Police.
"A prison custody officer has been suspended and arrested by Northamptonshire Police on suspicion of misconduct in a public office," a spokesperson for HMP Five Wells said.
Both the prison and police said they were unable to comment further.
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Guys, avoiding power levelling, but we need to Minecraft everyone who works for a train company and automate the entire service.

Currently trying not to commit murder. In Minecraft.

Fuck Kier Starmer and the RMT.
 
FedPostalService said:
Guys, avoiding power levelling, but we need to Minecraft everyone who works for a train company and automate the entire service.

Currently trying not to commit murder. In Minecraft.

Fuck Kier Starmer and the RMT.
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BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
I would rather drive 200 miles across the country than do the same distance on a train.
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The last time I got a train, an old man was next to me for the entire two hour trip, in the sweltering heat and press of people, with nowhere to sit so we were stood by the doors, then he fucking has a heart attack and I have to do CPR for fifteen minutes until the medics at the next station dragged him off.

I haven't used one since lol.
 
Geoff Capes Vapes Apes said:
I used to get an internal flight within England several times a year rather than waste a day of my life on train travel. Last time I was on a train some dysgenic London creature had a good 20 minutes screeching fit at being turfed out of other peoples booked seats in first class. Trains belong in the dustbin of history next to the ox cart.
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I miss internal flights. Trains were less packed then as there was was competition. Now unless you’re going to London and want to pay through the nose they green taxed that option to oblivion
 
Chunky Salsa said:
The last time I got a train, an old man was next to me for the entire two hour trip, in the sweltering heat and press of people, with nowhere to sit so we were stood by the doors, then he fucking has a heart attack and I have to do CPR for fifteen minutes until the medics at the next station dragged him off.

I haven't used one since lol.
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General Atomics got an American defense contract to develop new ekranoplanes. They're planes that deliberately fly close to the ground and water to take advantage of the "ground-effect" where the oppositional forces force the craft to float. I'd love to see these things come into vogue since they supposedly use less fuel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-effect_vehicle
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Trains are the best, most comfortable, cheapest and safest form of travel...Just not in Britain, the country that invented the train.
 
Looks like Kier’s brother had information that would lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton.

CryptoHermit said:
General Atomics got an American defense contract to develop new ekranoplanes. They're planes that deliberately fly close to the ground and water to take advantage of the "ground-effect" where the oppositional forces force the craft to float. I'd love to see these things come into vogue since they supposedly use less fuel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-effect_vehicle
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As a fellow aeroplane autist I’ve made an thread for it like a big boy:


I can’t wait until a tranny mod thread bans me in it
 
The last time I was on a train in this country some elderly thing clinging to life soiled itself and everyone had to smell next man's shit all the way to the destination.

Fuck all forms of public transport.
 
isalaide said:
Fuck all forms of public transport.
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The buses are the worst. I once used to get one to work. One day I got on, and there was a shaved head woman in a mumu, rocking a plastic baby toy, giggling to herself in the front row, showing her baby to everyone. Reeking of piss. I hate the open air asylum system we have.
 
Chunky Salsa said:
The buses are the worst. I once used to get one to work. One day I got on, and there was a shaved head woman in a mumu, rocking a plastic baby toy, giggling to herself in the front row, showing her baby to everyone. Reeking of piss. I hate the open air asylum system we have.
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