💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Maude Snew said:
Are you saying that like the Sims 3 he can't read files bigger than 4gb because he's FAT? That's a very niche joke but I'm here for it. #amnotreading
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Divine right to rule said:
He will never be exFAT, because he refuses to lose weight.
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Well Intentioned said:
But he is still in the running to become xxlFAT, so he's got that going for him.
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He used to be FAT16, but the amount of weight he gained made it that it had to be reformatted to FAT32.
 
Well fatrick awoke an hour ago and he is xeeting in ever more drunken (and fat) pig rage
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CORN DOESNT VOTE CORNCHILD
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Another bucket of shit casually thrown at his long suffering parents out there in the countryside
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Seems pigman hates those outside of cities because the rural community he grew up in strangely seemed to hate him....cant fuckin fathom why
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"The MPD that I am currently suing totally have my back StalkerChilde"
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Also he is now trialing out a fatpasta to respond to those especially awkward questions
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Dear god, even TorSwats is but a tragic victim of the StalkerChild rampage
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EDIT: January is gonna be so fuckin cash I swear to god....
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Also he is creepin ever closer to demanding Total Republican Death on threads
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He is confessing that there is nothing odd about Torswats prediction of Fatrick suing the MPD.

Is that a confession that Fatrick told Torswats his fat and evil plans?
 
Judge Holden said:
Seems pigman hates those outside of cities because the rural community he grew up in strangely seemed to hate him....cant fuckin fathom why
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He's just butthurt that the average rural Midwestern town is full of decent people that won't take kindly to grinding up poor innocent black kids into his specialty Niggaroni. They're far more likely to make sausage out of a proper protein, such as a pig like him. Probably ought to add some lean beef into the mixture though, to help offset the sheer volume of natural fat the meat contains.
 
He has crossed over into real mental illness now.

I don’t think he sees people on SM sites as individual people. He just sees “Internet” en masse like it’s a monolith collective that all thinks the same way, against him. Also his political takes now consist of just outright contradicting someones statement, even if it’s 100% wrong, and just saying what he claims is FACT. If someone said “the sky is blue over Trump’s america”, he will say, “no child, it isn’t. It’s clearly green. It’s always been green. Enjoy prison.”

I swear he goes extra looney around the holidays. Or he is vying for LOLCOW of the year in a race with Rackets.
 
Guys, bad news. Pat is no longer a lolcow, he actually did it: he finished Tiny Tim!

He got it printed behind our backs and it even won the New York Times award of "Best Historical Fiction of 2024"!
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Ay caramba, my mistake Patrício: I always get Bayard, Owen and you confused. Maybe "Do Androids Dream of Tiny Tim? " is not an original concept after all, but what do I know.
 
Judge Holden said:
Well fatrick awoke an hour ago and he is xeeting in ever more drunken (and fat) pig rage
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CORN DOESNT VOTE CORNCHILD
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Another bucket of shit casually thrown at his long suffering parents out there in the countryside
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Seems pigman hates those outside of cities because the rural community he grew up in strangely seemed to hate him....cant fuckin fathom why
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"The MPD that I am currently suing totally have my back StalkerChilde"
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Also he is now trialing out a fatpasta to respond to those especially awkward questions
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Dear god, even TorSwats is but a tragic victim of the StalkerChild rampage
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EDIT: January is gonna be so fuckin cash I swear to god....
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Also he is creepin ever closer to demanding Total Republican Death on threads
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He is so fucking insane, I love it.
I am mystified that he found another human being that can stand being around him.
She must be nuts too.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
He has crossed over into real mental illness now.

I don’t think he sees people on SM sites as individual people. He just sees “Internet” en masse like it’s a monolith collective that all thinks the same way, against him. Also his political takes now consist of just outright contradicting someones statement, even if it’s 100% wrong, and just saying what he claims is FACT. If someone said “the sky is blue over Trump’s america”, he will say, “no child, it isn’t. It’s clearly green. It’s always been green. Enjoy prison.”

I swear he goes extra looney around the holidays. Or he is vying for LOLCOW of the year in a race with Rackets.
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He does seems even more manic that usual these past few days. I wonder why? Could be that the loneliness of the holidays is getting to him, having pushed away everyone. Could be he has gained a modicum of self awareness and has realized how much he has fucked his life up.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
If someone said “the sky is blue over Trump’s america”, he will say, “no child, it isn’t. It’s clearly green. It’s always been green. Enjoy prison.”
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he gets like this over holiday periods, more so over Christmas. He has nothing else going on, and his porno material, which is politics, is not giving anything right now. So he has a month of not much happening until he can be all fired up again. I also wonder if Nikki is out a lot with family and her lesbian lover, or the legion of obsidian chested, windy gents she frolics with. He could be sat all on his own, with his prezzies and his phone. Just raging in solitude, no, loneliness. The lonely pigman oinking into the dark corner of the room, whilst CNN lights up his face in a rainbow of colours.
 
Broadside said:
Had to lift this off the other forum and share it here because I thought it was a really good analysis of Pat and one of his tactics in particular:
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IDK about this. Here's all his uses of abuser that the twitter search can find. IDK if I can/how to sort by newest (because who would want to do that). On a glance he's used it a few times per year going back to 2017 or so. He's usually using it to refer to politicians or the Internet/trolls as a group. Here's one of him responding to fellow lolcows "Big Al" Alejandra Caraballo and Keffals as the 2nd.
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Starting to call Leslie and Brian as such is probably just a natural extension of people with actual names in his industry and professional accounts joining the trolls.
 
An automatic clown said:
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Was screwing around searching old Pat tweets and found this. Science Fiction writer doesn't understand TV commercials are fiction, gets angry about it while humble bragging about his 6 figures.
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Well, Fatrick, if you have decent credit, you don't have to pony up the whole $100K up front. I'm guessing your credit score makes payment processors shred your card when you try to buy a gallon of milk with it.
 
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