🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
AlexB LIVE ROAST Stream
  • Not a roast
  • Tuned in 20 minutes late and first thing I heard was alex b saying "any roast, any rude comment, just ban them immediately" to his handler over the phone
  • He pulls up youtube and has Burt's abusive husband video recommended and Sam Hyde in recommended tags for videos
  • Watches a video of himself skiing and hypes himself up
  • (About himself in the video) "I mean, look at this shit! Baddest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life."
  • Admires his art piece of himself on the Iron Throne, hanging in his room
  • Does a bit where as he gets more follows on twitch, the more he transforms into a monkey, making monkey sounds and pounding his chest
  • Weremonkey transformation, he seems high
  • Watches a video of himself shit talking Frank, agrees with himself and goes "Damn! I wanna grow up to be like him one day."
  • Screams "This dude is the shit! I love this guy!"
  • Says about his channel "This dude has too many good videos. My idol."
  • He's definitely high
  • "God this dude is such a badass. It's unreal"
  • Screams "LOLCOW" mocking his chat for saying that
  • Watches fishtank recaps, not all that noteworthy but still funny if you like Alex B Content
  • One thing - He loses his shit when he sees Sam go upstairs to mess with the contestants bags during the Halloween dance off. He thinks Sam stole his red "Rolex" watch in this moment and his handler agrees with him over the phone, agitating him further
  • Doing an interview with a mystery guest at 9pm est apparently

Bonus: Kevin the Ventriloquist being interviewed by some discord fags
  • Kevin is a mall Santa and has gotten a ton of business this Christmas season, uses an elf puppet
  • Kevin performs at a mental institution every year as Santa and he says a lot of the people there think he's the real Santa
 
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vanyatravnikov said:
I don’t watch recap channels and am pretty oblivious to them. I get everything from here, /ftl/, and watching the cams live. You guys are the #1 recappers in my eyes.
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he's good if you missed a day or two, and he's the only channel I've seen that does the full day, and sometimes full season recaps
I was recently watching his s2 one, and it holds up

From an Alex B perspective, he might be the worst because he knows the show very well, and can call him on bs like the ten minutes delay.
 
anliteralidiot said:
From an Alex B perspective, he might be the worst because he knows the show very well, and can call him on bs like the ten minutes delay.
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Well… he tried to do that and Alex started shutting down - specifically, he asked about Alex’s claim of sending people to the hospital during fights.

Cucumberfeet just decided not to ask any of his other questions since they would make Alex mad. I guess he has to walk the fine line between pushing back and causing someone to sperg out.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Cucumberfeet is like the #1 recap guy lol
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He’s the worst recap guy. He can’t stop retelling everything with his own personal twist. It’s insufferable to listen to this Redditor’s opinions and stomach his jokes when all you’re trying to do is get a recap.

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MonkeyKingCobra - AlexB and Cucumberfeet Interview
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Binx raided a furry and the furry saw "sam hyde" in the chat and banned everyone. All i have is this clip of some chatters explaining it to mizzy. if anyone has a clip of the furry's reaction that would be awesome.

 
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