Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[ConSluttant]

These filings are all of the Christmas presents I didn't receive this year. I am so happy and fulfilled now.

 

[Jotch]

Greer sets groundbreaking new court precedent called the "Kiwi Farms Prosecution" where if you can prove the defendant is Kiwi Farms you will be given every opportunity possible within the law to win the suit.

 

[AnOminous]

I was thinking not to verify the facts of the case but to see if Greer’s professional allegations have any weight. Subpoenaed witnesses to testify that Greer is witless would amuse.

It's literally the only thing they could testify about, since they have no firsthand information whatsoever. They could testify that Shitlips constantly bitches and complains about absolutely deranged bullshit.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Never said when. As long as he sobers up.

If you had this hot mess to look forward to, would you quit drinking?

 

[2lolis1cup]

Weird how he never provided evidence for this, huh?
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He did e-mail two Kiwi Farms users. He CC'd himself, Null and Useful_mistake.

 

[AnOminous]

If you had this hot mess to look forward to, would you quit drinking?

Shitlips McRatface IS the hardship.

 

[obsdj]

He did e-mail two Kiwi Farms users. He CC'd himself, Null and Useful_mistake.

But you repeat yourself.

 

[Airstrip One]

The clerk might have had more important things to do. Like literally anything else.

The clerk may have initially passed off the filing as a fever dream; exposure to hallucinogenic spores; evidence of a brain tumor or cognitive episode, etc. Under such cases it is customary to delay the uploading of paperwork until it can be confirmed as having a footing in reality.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The clerk may have initially passed off the filing as a fever dream; exposure to hallucinogenic spores; evidence of a brain tumor or cognitive episode, etc. Under such cases it is customary to delay the uploading of paperwork until it can be confirmed as having a footing in reality.

They had to pass it around to everyone at the Courthouse Christmas Party to read before uploading it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

They had to pass it around to everyone at the Courthouse Christmas Party to read before uploading it.

A drinking game where you drink every time Greer files something stupid, breaks the rules or rambles about something not related to the suit.

Nobody survives.

 

[Billy Bong]

His filings are the best. A truly brilliant legal mind in action.
Seriously though, all of you saying this will be accepted because the judge loves him are wrong I think. He has gone off the rails at just the right time.
Hopefully

 

[AnOminous]

His filings are the best. A truly brilliant legal mind in action.
Seriously though, all of you saying this will be accepted because the judge loves him are wrong I think. He has gone off the rails at just the right time.
Hopefully

Let's just say I will be disappointed if this is allowed to slide. He's basically spitting in the face of a judge who has cucked massively to him but did finally order him to do something, and Shitlips basically said fuck you, judge, I do what I want.

It would be an embarrassment just to take this fuckface jerkoff's abuse like this.

I wouldn't be terribly shocked, though, considering how much slack this fucking jackass has gotten.

 

[RodgerDodger]

His filings are the best. A truly brilliant legal mind in action.
Seriously though, all of you saying this will be accepted because the judge loves him are wrong I think. He has gone off the rails at just the right time.
Hopefully

There's hope the Judge takes one long hard stare at the case file while nursing a hangover this week and says "Fuck It, we're starting the New Year off Clean and Sane" and just wipes it out. But not much Hope. Perhaps only a Fool's Hope.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Let's just say I will be disappointed if this is allowed to slide. He's basically spitting in the face of a judge who has cucked massively to him but did finally order him to do something, and Shitlips basically said fuck you, judge, I do what I want.

It would be an embarrassment just to take this fuckface jerkoff's abuse like this.

I wouldn't be terribly shocked, though, considering how much slack this fucking jackass has gotten.

I feel like Greer was hand held through this entire experience, given every benefit of the doubt, given the opportunity to fix every fuck up, had the word and the spirit of laws bent to accommodate him, and now that its put up or shut up time, he is fighting tooth and nail to reset the clock four years where the suit was just his angst diary and since allowing that just isn't in the playbook the judge is forced to, you know, treat this like an actual lawsuit. He told Greer in no uncertain terms to play the game or suffer what little consequences can be applied to you, and Greer, as he does, said NO, I WILL NOT, IT IS HARDIN AND NULL WHO WILL BE PUNISHED. He's basically told the judge that he has no case, he just wanted a forum to bitch, he will not play by any rules whatsoever but will bend or create existing ones to try to punish the opposition. So anything beyond obliterating this abomination of litigation will just be a further miscarriage.

 

[not william stenchever]

If the judge just lets this slide what he is saying is "I'm a completely incompetent fraud of a judge" and the judge should put on a tutu and dance around like a fairy.

The judge doing a ballet performance in front of his court room dressed as a mincing little fairy would be less damaging to the dignity of the court than allowing this foolishness to continue.

 

[Not a bee]

Can we talk about the fact that Greer wanted to file a separate motion about Hardin?!

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I am begging the judge to finally tell Greer to shut up about the silly little emails he gets because they have no relevance to copyright infringement. If the judge lets this shit slide Hardin should file a Motion to Quash Plights Sperging and just generally start shitposting at the judge himself. File a motion about how Russell is a sexpest stalker with ROs going back to highschool. If the judge wants to make his courtroom a circus he can deal with two clowns.

 

[Steve Martin Short]

If this goes against him, at least Greer will have another bias judge to blame everything on. He has that to look forward to.

 

[lolwatagain]

Let's just say I will be disappointed if this is allowed to slide. He's basically spitting in the face of a judge who has cucked massively to him but did finally order him to do something, and Shitlips basically said fuck you, judge, I do what I want.

It would be an embarrassment just to take this fuckface jerkoff's abuse like this.

I wouldn't be terribly shocked, though, considering how much slack this fucking jackass has gotten.

He'll let it slide.

Because if he doesn't let it slide, he knows everyone will be back in a year after the Tenth Circuit says he didn't give the little pro-se retard enough slack in his fight against satan Kiwi Farms, a hardship.

At this point it is better to just rip off the bandaid at once and let Rusty limp through this farce through trial. After all, what can he appeal when he provides no witnesses and no evidence? He may not even be able to show up for trial with his current finances.

 

[Bogliacci]

He'll let it slide.

Because if he doesn't let it slide, he knows everyone will be back in a year after the Tenth Circuit says he didn't give the little pro-se retard enough slack in his fight against satan Kiwi Farms, a hardship.

At this point it is better to just rip off the bandaid at once and let Rusty limp through this farce through trial. After all, what can he appeal when he provides no witnesses and no evidence? He may not even be able to show up for trial with his current finances.

He can let it slide insofar as he doesn't impose case ending sanctions, but I don't see how anything Russ has done will help him avoid the sanctions that the judge already telegraphed he would impose, something that would only further drive shitlips to deeper depths of insanity.