🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Zemblan Physics said:
Rose has got to be the trooniest-looking woman in the world. She’s a dead ringer for Nick Contino with that fivehead and stringy hair.
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Hey, I’m gonna go ahead and ship them now that Rose is single. What a beautiful arc that would be!
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A lot of it has to do with styling. The especially creepy looking TIMs wear little girl clothes, but at best have granny haircuts and glasses. They also infantilize womanhood, while also sexualizing little girls. That's exactly what Rose does.
And yeah, the stringy hair + 5head combo doesn't help, but if she'd dress differently and stop purposefully looking like a retard, she'd look like a woman.

That would be the most horrifying couple and I want reperations for having to imagine it! Just the smell alone...
 
With all these stories about anachans learning new ways to skelly, manipulate and bully in treatment, why are they treated in a group setting? Especially since so many of these girls don't want to get better?

I've only known one ana irl, most of the girls I knew went to cutting, and she went to treatment like 8 times before dying of a heart attack in her early 30s.
 
Merry Christmas! Here's some more quick presents before I go celebrate with my family. This isn't how this year was planned to go and I still have like 5 more posts I didn't get time for but I wasn't expecting a bunch of them to choose the nuclear option in such a short time.

1) We now kind of know how Allyson died thanks to one of the residents of her home for wayward weirdos. Someone checked the reviews for the facility she was in and found someone talking about how her bipap malfunctioned and they told her to just sleep without it. So yes, dead by obesity-related diseases exacerbated by her drug use.
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2) Paige was spotted in someone's comments claiming she's going to VSED (pulled from Reddit)
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3) So is Rose. According to a medfag what likely happened here is they know she doesn't need all these interventions she's gotten and she's using them to keep herself sick, so she's been told no more. Now her options are go home and eat or die in a hospice. Everyone is expecting her to starve for a while, disappear, and come back pretending she's jesus's favorite little miracle child.
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Enjoy this unintentional comedy gold from her.
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
1) We now kind of know how Allyson died thanks to one of the residents of her home for wayward weirdos. Someone checked the reviews for the facility she was in and found someone talking about how her bipap malfunctioned and they told her to just sleep without it. So yes, dead by obesity-related diseases exacerbated by her drug use.
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There's probably an element of the telephone game here.

With the caveat that every hospital has its own policies, I'm not surprised staff isn't allowed to try to fix patients' own medical devices. You ever fix something on your grandma's computer and then anything that ever happens after that is your fault?

If someone with OSA didn't have their own machine, I'd expect hospital staff would have them wear a continuous oximeter at bedtime, then place oxygen as needed. Psych wards/hospitals will have their own guidelines of how "medical" a patient they can treat, so they might not have that equipment around (you can definitely strangle yourself with oxygen tubing) but this isn't a situation so unusual they wouldn't have been making calls.

Anyway, if that's what really happened it seems like you'd report it. To the actual overseeing agencies; I don't think Google Reviews has any legal enforcement powers.
 
Misogenes said:
For that matter, do wheelchair users typically go off-roading in their gear? From what I recall, Nature isn't ADA-compliant.
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Some state and national parks have off-road wheelchairs available.



One of my parents is a wheelchair bound double amputee. We have used them when we can reserve them. Like electric shopping carts, they are often reserved by munchies who don't need them.
Aunt Carol said:
There's probably an element of the telephone game here.

With the caveat that every hospital has its own policies, I'm not surprised staff isn't allowed to try to fix patients' own medical devices. You ever fix something on your grandma's computer and then anything that ever happens after that is your fault?

If someone with OSA didn't have their own machine, I'd expect hospital staff would have them wear a continuous oximeter at bedtime, then place oxygen as needed. Psych wards/hospitals will have their own guidelines of how "medical" a patient they can treat, so they might not have that equipment around (you can definitely strangle yourself with oxygen tubing) but this isn't a situation so unusual they wouldn't have been making calls.

Anyway, if that's what really happened it seems like you'd report it. To the actual overseeing agencies; I don't think Google Reviews has any legal enforcement powers.
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Many hospitals won't even let you bring your own machine. They have their own CPAP/BIPAP machines for patients for this exact reason.
 
Aunt Carol said:
If someone with OSA didn't have their own machine, I'd expect hospital staff would have them wear a continuous oximeter at bedtime, then place oxygen as needed.
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My mom has CSA and every time she's been inpatient (surgical/post-surgical rehab) they have her bring her bipap just in case but generally don't bother with it because of the oximeter and O2 cannula. It's generally what staff are trained to do/used to dealing with and, as you alluded to, it would be a liability issue if floor staff tried to fix a patient's DME. Even if there's an RT on staff, if the machine is broken and the patient's pressure levels aren't documented in their chart you can't just throw them on a PAP and hope for the best.
 
Greedy Fly said:
I could see it scratching the same itch that The Fault in Our Stars does for them, but only if it were sold to them as a fantasy (like kpop idols), not someone they would ever interact with in real life.
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I could be misremembering, but wasn’t the love interest still a hot athletic guy despite “dying of cancer”? Only the female lead was allowed to be a poor little dainty wilting flower with an oxygen tank and constant crashes. The only reason he had cancer was so they can meet through a cancer support group and in the end for him to die suddenly and tragically. Same thing with that movie about CF, the male love interest is just Cole Sprouse with a nasal cannula, no sign of bodily deterioration to be seen.
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What I’m trying to say is, even if a girl from this demographic would be into a poor uwu sick boi they can fix, he still has to look and act normal and be the one wearing the pants in the relationship. What they fantasize about is occasional sad sick boi moments where they can play bedside nurse. The vast majority of women don’t find pitiful and weak men attractive, so using it as your main grift can’t be too successful.


Also sweet Jesus that picture of Sofia’s thigh re-traumatizes me anew every time I see it
 
Rose is reaching new heights of blatant fetishism.

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"[caregiver] says its normal, but I'm embarrassed about being treated like a baby"
"I have felt my brain changing [to prefer baby things]"
"EVERYONE'S noticed [that I'm actually a baby who should be treated as such]"

All such outright fetish shit. idk it feels obvious even by her standards. The commenters seem weirded out. Helpless decrepitude leading to death is the mirror of helpless infancy following birth. Hence the baby grandma getups. Reverse Benjamin Button, moving backwards in age until she's born/dies. Is this the most blatant she's ever gotten with it?

It's very disturbing to think that this thread documents a female suicide cult hiding in plain sight. I think a lot of these girls at least vaguely intend to die, but the only method for them is one that's socially acceptable, sympathetic, and feminine, where they don't have to take a decisive deadly action, and they always have full emotional support.

I think Rose does fully intend to kill herself. She might even succeed. Or she might come out of her current post-breakup malaise and continue playing Russian Roulette with invasive medical procedures.
 
Dead Wife said:
Speaking of the elusive male munchies, has anyone encountered Ren, a rapper/singer from Wales? He’s a sickly looking thing and has the Lyme, CFS, autoimmune and gut issues that so many of our munchies have.

Being way too complex for the NHS or something he’s receiving some sort of ‘$pecialist care’ in Canada. He named his debut album Sick Boi. I’m not saying he hasn’t been unwell but it seems like he’s had very real depression and maybe the internet has provided him with ‘reasons’ for the physical symptoms?

Daily Mail link - they have the best tragique sickbed pictures, lol. Sickness back story
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Whoooahhh FINALLY! I mentioned Ren here about a year ago but was too lazy to compile a timeline.
 
Knowing the truth about Rose, everything she posts no matter how innocuous it seems nauseates me, but I LOLed at "(I've also been dying for a while)".

Noticed this in her post history.
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I wonder who this "best friend" is that she is "marrying" since The Horse Lord is out of the picture.
 
a hapless toad said:
From your mouth to God's ears.

And it can't come a second too soon for this detestable gremlin.
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Maybe the holy grail for a munchie isn't any tube or test or mobility device. It's being able to say "My life sucks, I'm going to kill myself 🙁" and have everyone crying and saying you're special and brave and beautiful and they support you whatever you do.
 
Rose actually seems bemused by all the redditors wishing her a peaceful passing. I'm wondering if she was hoping for more of a "Oh no, please don't die, you're a fighter!" response.
 
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