💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I hope Santa filled Rick's stocking with a bit fat creamy shit. MERRY CHRISTMAS STALKER CHILDREN!!
 
Full context for his earlier oinking
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That guy trolled Pat before he ever encountered him by having a wife, kids, grandchildren, and a successful career lol but he also gets him good with a dismissive, accurate and succinct response:
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Patrick S. Tomlinson, the S is for Silly.
 
Well I'm signing off for the night. All of you enjoy prison whatever remains of Christmas wherever you are and I leave you yet more xeets both oinking empty threats at StalkerChilds and screeching at Mr Keene
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you too are an abuser, Brian.
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Jenny sounding like a beaten housewife over here.
 
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So what's the odds that's Nikki went to her parents without fat boy, or did he go as well and just sit on his phone childing the entire time like an anti-social teenager?
 
Judge Holden said:
Well I'm signing off for the night. All of you enjoy prison whatever remains of Christmas wherever you are and I leave you yet more xeets both oinking empty threats at StalkerChilds and screeching at Mr Keene
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Rick, let's put our differences aside for the greater good. Find 20 sci-fi authors who will publicly and proudly post that Brian Keene is an abuser who is allied with criminals. I'll donate $1,000 to a charity of your choice if they all post about Brian's (non-existent) abuse within the next two weeks.

Considering how responding to every single tweet, post and email is the only effective method of dealing with harassment, surely you won't have any difficulty rallying the troops to combat evil neo-Nazi Brian?

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Ok I know I literally just said goodnight n shit but this was too fucking funny. Pigman reposted his whine on Bluesky and we got this delightful lil interaction
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Pig man is somehow managing to be too fucking toxic and whiny and bitter for fucking *bluesky* libs.

Literal middle aged Canadian cat lady george takei posting bluesky libs.
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Also the random StalkerChilde jumping in with a Prezzy-Post was a nice bonus too

Also TINY TIM: A SPACE ODYSSEY LIVES!
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Jackie's Abortion said:
Rick, let's put our differences aside for the greater good. Find 20 sci-fi authors who will publicly and proudly post that Brian Keene is an abuser who is allied with criminals. I'll donate $1,000 to a charity of your choice if they all post about Brian's (non-existent) abuse within the next two weeks.

Considering how responding to every single tweet, post and email is the only effective method of dealing with harassment, surely you won't have any difficulty rallying the troops to combat evil neo-Nazi Brian?
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20 moderately successful sci-fi authors that aren't known pedophiles.

And no, child. He won't have any difficulty rallying the resistance to cancel known abuser Mr. Keene. The FBI knows he won't. The fleet of prosecutorial offices he's already enlisted to imprison all us stalker children also testifies to his enormous pull (don't you dare say gravitational, child!). Wait for the knock. Any day now, atalker. Swear!
 
Dean Pentel said:
20 moderately successful sci-fi authors that aren't known pedophiles.

And no, child. He won't have any difficulty rallying the resistance to cancel known abuser Mr. Keene. The FBI knows he won't. The fleet of prosecutorial offices he's already enlisted to imprison all us stalker children also testifies to his enormous pull (don't you dare say gravitational, child!). Wait for the knock. Any day now, atalker. Swear!
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Non-pedo will be impossible lol. Rick seems to very influential amongst the child abusers, I can only assume it's because of the infamous murder threat to his unborn child.
 
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Nice reminder for those wondering if he just has a notepad of these responses somewhere. Nope, because he throws typos when he's extra drunk.
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Typing it out has to hold some sort of psychological significance by now if it didn't at the start. It's fucking wild he does it manually dozens of times a day. Having a .txt to copypasta responses to everyone would be unhinged. Typing it out goes beyond that. Does he get some sort of weird power fantasy victory where each typed response is him owning another idiot and standing victoriously over his defeated enemy?
 
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Typing it out has to hold some sort of psychological significance by now if it didn't at the start. It's fucking wild he does it manually dozens of times a day. Having a .txt to copypasta responses to everyone would be unhinged. Typing it out goes beyond that. Does he get some sort of weird power fantasy victory where each typed response is him owning another idiot and standing victoriously over his defeated enemy?
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It's basically a mantra for him at this point. Like a more coherent version of Liz Lansing posting the same two images 14 times in a day.
 
VF-1S Valkyrie said:
It's basically a mantra for him at this point. Like a more coherent version of Liz Lansing posting the same two images 14 times in a day.
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So what you're saying is that he's no different in appearance and cognition from a mentally ill, fat white woman? I must agree. But I will do so from prison, where anyone who commits the felony of noticing that the only things Patrick hasn't failed at are being terminally online, being long-term unemployed, and being morbidly obese goes.
 
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Pat's made so many typos today. He really hit the bottle for Christmas this year.
 
Nikki spent Christmas with her family, maybe at her sister's house, maybe at Lynn's. More likely the sister's. The Pests once posted some photos of the place. It's nice. Piggy is absolutely not welcomed there. Nobody wants him around their children, or around themselves. The only mention of him would be when they ask Nikki the $10,000 question, "when are you going to divorce him?" He had a pre-Christmas visit to his folk's place. This means they went somewhere else on Christmas day. Maybe a Raven family Christmas. Piggy isn't welcomed there either. It is an asshole-free zone.

He spent Christmas home, alone, drinking cheap booze and obsessing over his social media. He may or may not have passed out by the time Nikki gets back, if she is even coming home tonight and not tomorrow. What was that line from the Greg Lake Christmas song, The Christmas we get, we deserve.

Merry Christmas fellow patposters and a glorious new year.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Pat's made so many typos today. He really hit the bottle for Christmas this year.
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He better get a grip and go back to work and fast, because his editor Russ Gallen just announced some of the new books to be released by 2026:
  • Tiny Tim gets a Brazilian Butt Lifting
  • Who Ate my Cheese? Tiny Tim Teaches Amazing Ways to Avoid changes in Your Work and in Your Life (self-help)
  • The Space Sex Series:
    • Volume 1: Tiny Tim Meets the Magnificent Men of Mars
    • Volume 2: Tiny Tim Fights Butt Sarcoma
  • Tiny Tim vs Martin Luther King - Showdown at The Last Kumite
 
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