💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

ok yeah. wondercon was at the start of november.

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so he was getting a book signed for his girlfriend, whom he'd been dating (& sleeping with) for at least a month-- but to try and score cool points with @neilhimself, pat describes her on twitter as some weird chick he was trying to bang.

BRO YOUR GNARLY NOVEL TOTALLY SCORED ME INDEFINITE READY ACCESS TO A WEIRD GIRL'S VAGINA BRO

“Really had to dig to find my pants” is such an odd thing to say. What was he digging through?

It’s almost like he’s a retard who constantly tweets TMI and nonsense and lies.

Merry Christmas fellow atalker childs, enjoy prezzies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I had a visceral reaction to this; imagine waking up naked and hungover next to Patrick fucking Tomlinson and not quietly getting a taxi and trying to forget the horrid deed ever happened. I think I’d take to drink. Strange woman indeed.

If I were a woman and woke up next to that pig, with the slowly dawning realization that his faucet-shaped micropenis was possibly inside me, I would an hero on the spot.

 

[lindsayfan]

“Really had to dig to find my pants” is such an odd thing to say. What was he digging through?

the mounds of rotting takeout containers and other garbage filling pillhead nikki's apartment (for which lynn paid the rent).

imagine how relieved the nickster's long-suffering parents most have been initially: she'd found a man who didn't beat her ass and wasn't just with her to steal her meds. at last, someone besides nikki's family would take charge of looking after their broken, chemically lobotomized black sheep daughter. little did they know...

 

[Well Intentioned]

“Really had to dig to find my pants” is such an odd thing to say. What was he digging through?

I'm sure he was trying to convey some sort of torrid, passionate lovemaking that was soooooooo intense the bedroom was a mess, but it gives the impression of...

the mounds of rotting takeout containers and other garbage filling pillhead nikki's apartment (for which lynn paid the rent).

Yeah, that. The house was such a pigsty it was hard finding the sausage casings he calls clothing amidst all the other garbage and refuse.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

MERRY CHRISTMAS STALKER CHILDREN !!!!!!!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! (L) (A)

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“Your time runs out” nigga it’s been years what are you even threatening??

 

[lindsayfan]

If I were a woman and woke up next to that pig, with the slowly dawning realization that his faucet-shaped micropenis was possibly inside me, I would an hero on the spot.

"enjoy jism, stalker"

 

[Dean Pentel]

Grateful for our friends:

Look at his face in this picture. This is the exact moment he knew why Ade wanted that Pringles can and he realized he wanted it too. But Patrick is a greedy little piggy. He wants it all for himself. What to do, then?

Threaten to murder Ade and his newborn daughter, of course.

PS: I've never wanted any kind of harm to befall Patrick. I joke about it but the reality is I want all the delicious milk as long as it can possibly flow. Then I saw him with a goatee. That is a damn punchable face right there.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

me opening prezzies on christmas morning

 

[Well Intentioned]

PS: I've never wanted any kind of harm to befall Patrick. I joke about it but the reality is I want all the delicious milk as long as it can possibly flow. Then I saw him with a goatee. That is a damn punchable face right there.

Everything about that image is just so...wrong. The way the hands are positioned, the blank, impassive stare from the lady, the bizarre frog-like squat (I think he's sitting cross legged but he looks like the lamest possible version of Gollum across all known realities), the awkward arm placement that screams "I am a poor imitation of what human behavior is supposed to be", the complete lack of a smile on Patty's face.

If someone said this was the last known photo of a sex trafficking victim, I'd believe it.

 

[AnOminous]

me opening prezzies on christmas morning

Imagine posting these two pictures of yourself and not realizing you basically just admitted you're a psychotic freak. Because no person of sound mind would make these facial expressions.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

I spent my entire Christmas eve celebrating with family and friends and was virtually offline all day today until now at midnight and it's nice to see the pig man spent his Christmas eve oinking at trolls and atalker children. Hope my fellow kiwis/atalkers in this massive or tiny criminal syndicate stalking Fatrick enjoy Christmas and wait for the presents under the tree. Failing to have a jolly Christmas constitutes felony grinching. Do not not have a jolly Christmas.

 

[MilkThePig]

MERRY PIGMAS!!
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A few predictions for Patrick's Christmas 2024 -

• He will tell people to 'enjoy prison' at least 10 times
• He will live tweet every aspect of his day
• He will tweet about having multiple Christmas dinners - "On to dinner #2!" etc.
• He will tweet about watching How to Train Your Dragon and/or Hook
• He will talk about how much booze he's had
• He will receive a present/presents intended for a child (a children's movie, a lego set or something similar)
• He will be a fat cunt

We'll see how it plays out. Bitch titted pig.

At some point later this evening I will probably check in and see which of these predictions came true. I know one thing though, we can already cross one off the list...

• He will be a fat cunt

 

[Judge Holden]

First off I would like to also wish all of you a very Merry Pigmass, just about to host some homies at the Holden Hovel

Before I do though, I bring this to the attention of the farms.

Time in Milwaukee


....and fatrick's latest xeet


Its 3:40 in the morning on christmas day and he is oinking at stalkerchilds....

 

[MilkThePig]

First off I would like to also wish all of you a very Merry Pigmass, just about to host some homies at the Holden Hovel

Before I do though, I bring this to the attention of the farms.

Time in Milwaukee
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....and fatrick's latest xeet
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Its 3:40 in the morning on christmas day and he is oinking at stalkerchilds....

Fuck me. And this is a man who continually tells other people they're mentally ill. I saw somebody said my prediction of 10 prisonings on Christmas Day was very conservative and that's almost certainly going to prove to be accurate. He'll probably have surpassed that by 10 AM. Lunatic.

 

[JustStopDude]

Fuck me. And this is a man who continually tells other people they're mentally ill. I saw somebody said my prediction of 10 prisonings on Christmas Day was very conservative and that's almost certainly going to prove to be accurate. He'll probably have surpassed that by 10 AM. Lunatic.

I'm going with the under. I suspect that Christmas will be used by him as an excuse to get insanely drunk and he won't even be able to tweet more that four times before he passes out or drops his phone in a toilet.

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

i’m still working my way through this amazing cow’s thread, but wanted to wish you all a merry pigmas!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I'm going with the under. I suspect that Christmas will be used by him as an excuse to get insanely drunk and he won't even be able to tweet more that four times before he passes out or drops his phone in a toilet.

I disagree if being blackout drunk was enough to keep Patrick off Twitter, we would be working with significantly less material to begin with

 

[Judge Holden]

Well I have made an absolute fat fucking pig of myself today with the Christmas buffet me and the aforementioned homies created, with the main meal itself being tomorrow. Having made myself feel so fat and gay and bitchtitted with all I ate and drank, I decided to check out what pigman is xeeting about and....

....nigga its fucking christmas. Tiny Tim in Space would not approve of your lack of holiday spirit

 

[femoralcanal]

Well I have made an absolute fat fucking pig of myself today with the Christmas buffet me and the aforementioned homies created, with the main meal itself being tomorrow. Having made myself feel so fat and gay and bitchtitted with all I ate and drank, I decided to check out what pigman is xeeting about and....
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....nigga its fucking christmas. Tiny Tim in Space would not approve of your lack of holiday spirit

And that was him answering to this hateful, vile, bile-filled tweet:

Tiny Tim Sodomizes Gomorrah is not going to be out in time for next Christmas, is it?