💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Unlike Jack who just forces food upon people my in laws begged for some of Dr. Bassos food. It made me feel really good about my self and welcome in the family.

Same with me when it comes to grilling, we've got to have Genosse Busmalis making the burgers, chicken and brats. I 100% love seeing other people enjoy the food I make far more than eating it myself. You just feel good and know it's appreciated by everyone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When it comes to Protestants, the farther you get from Lutherans and Anglicans the more retarded it gets.

The good news is there's a movement in the more traditional circles to treat Advent with the reverence it deserves once again. Also to make Lent Lent again and not just buy a fish sandwich from McDonald's for 6 Fridays in a row instead of a Double Quarter Pounder.

Always have an entire fleet of recipes that do not require meat. Paella, latke with apple sauce, and various other recipes. The pierogi book I recently bought has some recipes perfect for Lent. Jack will continue to stuff his face with slop regardless due to being a stroked out retard who attends the retard church.

 

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I feel before Jack was nerfed to hell by his numerous strokes, he totally would've been the guy to share his worthless opinion nonstop while watching a movie with company. It's truly a blessing from the Lord that by now, even just focusing on a movie screen demands his entire being, and even then he forgets everything after 30 seconds.

I wouldn't be surprised if this spastic shat himself while watching a movie simply because he didn't notice he needed to shit.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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#tacobarforever

His Christmas taco bar shit is one of the stranger parts of Jack lore. For a man who has no issue wasting 5 figures a year on pull poks, ribs, steaks, wasting food on cooking unholy abominations, and dining out endlessly, you'd think he would want to go all out on to make a Christmas feast. But no, this fucking jackass forces his family make their own tacos on Christmas.

 

[Revelator]

#tacobarforever

His Christmas taco bar shit is one of the stranger parts of Jack lore. For a man who has no issue wasting 5 figures a year on pull poks, ribs, steaks, wasting food on cooking unholy abominations, and dining out endlessly, you'd think he would want to go all out on to make a Christmas feast. But no, this fucking jackass forces his family make their own tacos on Christmas.

Jack likes eating, not cooking. Most of the stuff he makes is easy (season then toss it in the smoker or in a crockpot, then eat when it's "cooked.") The taco bar where most of the toppings are pre-packaged is a typical Jack thing: the most amount of food with the least amount of labor.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Taco bars or any other "diy" food makes sense for certain families for Christmas. It takes a lot of pressure off the host to cook fancy dishes, so they can focus on fun stuff for the kids.
My ex in-laws had 13 grandchildren (from 7 kids) so they did a baked potato or taco bar on Christmas and focused their energy on setting up games for the kids. It was fun for the rest of us too.

Jacks family does not love him or want his form of "entertainment." Therefore Jack has no excuse other than everyone is shy of his cooking.

 

[lindsayfan]

imagine if you were dating someone jack-adjacent and they were like "come over to my uncle's house for christmas, he's a famous youtube chef!" you'd be expecting a yule feast fit for a king and then when you arrive there's half-dead sped spud jack in his scooter going "i embdied a can of beans into a bowl and tammy browned da grounbeef, help yourselphhh."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack likes eating, not cooking. Most of the stuff he makes is easy (season then toss it in the smoker or in a crockpot, then eat when it's "cooked.") The taco bar where most of the toppings are pre-packaged is a typical Jack thing: the most amount of food with the least amount of labor.

I wouldn't mind a taco bar on Christmas whatsoever as long as they're good. For us it's always been a lot more laid back vs. Thanksgiving.

But this is Jack.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can you imagine what a Lazy Man Taco recipe would look like? Probably just store bought Doritos crushed and baked with loads of cheese, maybe a jalapeno, some minced meat, and loads of store bought sour cream.

 

[AnOminous]

Can you imagine what a Lazy Man Taco recipe would look like? Probably just store bought Doritos crushed and baked with loads of cheese, maybe a jalapeno, some minced meat, and loads of store bought sour cream.

Enough jalapenos to make sure Tammy couldn't eat it and he could gorge like a pig at a trough.

 

[p1138]

Can you imagine what a Lazy Man Taco recipe would look like? Probably just store bought Doritos crushed and baked with loads of cheese, maybe a jalapeno, some minced meat, and loads of store bought sour cream.

Yes, I can imagine. Except he doesn't even bake it together.

Because tacos are just so hard to eat.

 

[Whaler]

Can you imagine what a Lazy Man Taco recipe would look like? Probably just store bought Doritos crushed and baked with loads of cheese, maybe a jalapeno, some minced meat, and loads of store bought sour cream.

Yes, I can imagine. Except he doesn't even bake it together.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zHy7pM0U49wBecause tacos are just so hard to eat.

This is actually a thing in some places and it's called a Taco salad. I had it at a restaurant a few years back and it wasn't bad, but I'd rather just eat a normal taco if I'm in the mood for one. You can replace the broken up taco shells with broken up Doritos of a flavor you like for a different taste. I really do question some of the culinary choices people make though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can you imagine what a Lazy Man Taco recipe would look like? Probably just store bought Doritos crushed and baked with loads of cheese, maybe a jalapeno, some minced meat, and loads of store bought sour cream.

Other than the baking, that sounds a lot like a Walking Taco, which is definitely a Lazy Man thing and could probably be based on a single-serving bag of pork rinds. Wonder why Jack doesn't film a recipe for a Walking--oh, shit. That was insensitive; sorry.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack talks about Christmas movies



I'm pretty sure if someone can make bacon weaves, they can wrap gifts properly, not like Jack can do either



I know he's probably talking about the shitty Netflix Death Note and the Decent One Piece adaptation, but Jack getting into anime would be funny, He'd probably look to Luffy as a "literally me" character for eating shitloads of meat

 

[lindsayfan]

comments on jack's videos that make fun of jack are getting more likes than the videos themselves.



also i had to look up the toy story 2 reference but yeah, aside from the "use of both arms" thing, spot on.

 

[p1138]

I know he's probably talking about the shitty Netflix Death Note and the Decent One Piece adaptation, but Jack getting into anime would be funny, He'd probably look to Luffy as a "literally me" character for eating shitloads of meat

LOL, that's actually a hilarious thought. With as many anime as there are about cooking, shit like Dungeon Meshi, Isekai Shokudou, Shokugan no Soma, Cooking in Another World, etc. he'd definitely go for One Piece due to Luffy just eating huge piles of meat like a retard.

 

[ddlloo]

I know he's probably talking about the shitty Netflix Death Note and the Decent One Piece adaptation, but Jack getting into anime would be funny, He'd probably look to Luffy as a "literally me" character for eating shitloads of meat

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Keep him the FUCK away from my weebery!
The COD niggers and Blues Clues fandom can keep him!

 

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I wonder, if fatty's next stroke causes him to lose his sense of taste (if it doesn't outright kill him) if he would still enjoy eating. I'd say yes, if it's not the sodium burn, taste of ash or MSG overloads or whatever that would cause him to strokegasm, it'd be the mouthfeel of raw chicken, the moistness of his shitty wretched chilis, hell, even just the feeling of his gullet being stretched wide as chunks of food, lubed up with plenty of butter, of course, are worked down his esophagus.

Apologies for that very, very islamic mental imagery, but Christmas celebrations in the household have pretty much concluded and this Cryptid has had a couple glasses.

On that note, I want to bestow my very humble blessings upon my fellow Farmers, whether you've celebrated already or have yet to celebrate. May you have peace, good food, and happiness in these days.

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder, if fatty's next stroke causes him to lose his sense of taste (if it doesn't outright kill him) if he would still enjoy eating.

What sense of taste? He recently said a raw leathery steak covered in the contents of a hotel lobby ashtray (back when they had those) and some salt was delicious.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

LOL, that's actually a hilarious thought. With as many anime as there are about cooking, shit like Dungeon Meshi, Isekai Shokudou, Shokugan no Soma, Cooking in Another World, etc. he'd definitely go for One Piece due to Luffy just eating huge piles of meat like a retard.

I hope Jack tries to recreate the meat from One Piece and gets a stroke from eating it.