DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
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Fellas, I'm gonna be honest, If anyone told me a year ago that I'd be watching a restream of a grown man (debatable), with the personality of a stump and no life skills, being paid $500 to just ramble like a druggie outside a gas station, and stuff his face with pizza and cheap liquor, I'd call you insane.

And yet...
It's like a car crash every time he eats on stream yet I watch every time... DEVOUR is just peak content.
 
He pours the gin into the soda water.
Entirely plausible
he's definitely been either drunk or hungover a lot more lately, though sometimes it's pretty hard to tell with alcoholics. he might need a certain amount just to be normal.
Yeah, I agree. And he doesn't act too differently from how he's acting after 3 shots in pretty quick succession to one another.
 
Fellas, I'm gonna be honest, If anyone told me a year ago that I'd be watching a restream of a grown man (debatable), with the personality of a stump and no life skills, being paid $500 to just ramble like a druggie outside a gas station, and stuff his face with pizza and cheap liquor, I'd call you insane.

And yet...
You'd love KingCobraJFS doodt.
 
I love that it took until 4 pm his time to start a game.
And you wonder what he did for 5 hours until you realize he only went over games coming out, and ate pizza.
The rest is a fuckin mystery on how a nigga can waste time doing absolutely fuck all nothing with his life in that amount of time.
 
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Bein a ghoul slouching. Also there was a giant sign labeled "Bullseye" and Phil just didn't get that he was supposed to throw the fucking coin at it in this tutorial level.

He's gonna start save scumming, in the fucking tutorial level of the Blood Money.
 
Tangentially related to dsp and the dents but I was christmas shopping a few days ago and saw they sell gift cards for Twitch and it's really the saddest thing I've seen in a long time. So you can give someone a gift card for money that they'll turn around and give to someone else. Paypigs are the most pathetic people on the planet. Its like someone asks what you got for Christmas and you tell them you got to give your favorite streamer 25 bucks. At that point you should consider killing yourself. You know the dents are giving phil all their christmas money.
 
Is DSP really playing on a keyboard and mouse while using a TV screen? What the fuck is this frankenstein's monster of a setup now, PC Gamer Burnell too good for a monitor, or does he need a super special 2k RGB monitor 'donated' to him before he does that?
 
Is DSP really playing on a keyboard and mouse while using a TV screen? What the fuck is this frankenstein's monster of a setup now, PC Gamer Burnell too good for a monitor, or does he need a super special 2k RGB monitor 'donated' to him before he does that?
He was talking about needing a bigger TV last night.
 
I'm late and gay to the pizza gluttony ritual but this guy is a disgusting animal.

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Also the way this Amerimutt gatekeeps what is or isn't pizza (never been to Italy, thinks east coast style is "authentic") and what is or isn't real curry (knows zero Indian people online or IRL) is insufferable.

He ordered it because it's different and then whined like a baby that's it's not normal. Indian pizza ain't even that weird or unique, it's been around for decades. Get over yourself faggot. Move back to Connecticut if you care so much, polack.
 
Every "marathon" he does is worse than the last. Who the fuck does a special event and the first half is just looking at a game schedule and eating pizza. I get that he is just trying to waste time, but at some point it feels like you are just trying to run out the clock on your life. Might as well speed it up and make the next goal the suicide stream. (IDK where I got this pic from so credit to whoever made it)

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It took over 4 hours of stream time to start playing a game on a channel called DSPGaming

How everybody feels when they watch DSP (either or)
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Kidding! We like this right? Sounds good? I agree.
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Is DSP really playing on a keyboard and mouse while using a TV screen? What the fuck is this frankenstein's monster of a setup now, PC Gamer Burnell too good for a monitor, or does he need a super special 2k RGB monitor 'donated' to him before he does that?
The dents kept telling him to get a monitor and he was pretty adamant that he had to use a TV screen because his eyes are shit and he had a billion reasons for why it would be a bad idea.

It's a toss up whether he'll do a 180 and switch directions like he always does, or cling onto his dumb anachronistic idea like he also always does.
 
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