DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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I think he’s going to start “interviewing” his detractors at some point in 2025. He’s got nowhere else to go for drama content.
doody stuttering and being unable to convey a coherent point while phil is unable to confront him on literally anything because he's a pussy will surely be the peak moment of both of their careers
 
Khet keeps breaking stuff. This time it's the tacky rotating fake Christmas tree he got from his wimom:

 
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Call me crazy but this destructive force of nature known as Katzilla who routinely decimates QVC trinkets and overpriced knick-knack tat around the house sure sounds like she has a lot in common with Phil "give her a pill and leave her on the side of the road" Burnell.

Now I'm not trying to tell you that a guy whose solution for dealing with leaking moldy showerheads is to black bag it and ignore it for 5 years because he thinks its as dead as his youtube career, a guy who manages to find the time in every single day of his life to publicly divorce and absolve himself from all his past self-inflicted fuck ups would ever try and use a woman we're never allowed to hear from as any kind of scapegoat..

I'm just saying his impression of her level of ineptitude sure sounds a whole lot like she aughta be quarter Italian. How does she survive any level of retail work when she has no control over her 24 inch pythons and her talons disintegrate chunks of anything she touches? If that khando housed what sounds a whole lot like two genuine Darksy Dephils I think it would have burned to the ground years ago.

My disbelief in phil's word only stems from every single lying bitch breath he takes though so I could be barking up the wrong tree.
 
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I think he’s going to start “interviewing” his detractors at some point in 2025. He’s got nowhere else to go for drama content.
Between him having Stuttering Craig back on earlier and him trying to get Mr. Metokur on more recently, he's clearly already headed in that direction. And the fact that he has far less to hide now than in the past (since he's basically admitted to WWE Champions) means the biggest barrier he's arguably had against holding Wings-style interactions with his detractors is now gone.
 
I don't think she'll ever go away because as has been often pointed out by other posters, where the fuck would she go that would enable her to eat all the doordash she wants while playing skyrim all day? I feel it's more likely their roommate situation devolved even further to just "some other person living in my house".
Women can fuck their way out of just about any problem and feeders are a very real thing. It would legitimately not take that much effort on her part to find some degenerate that would be fine with keeping the doordash flowing. For once she may even be able to get off without the assistance of the massage setting on a shower head.
 
Women can fuck their way out of just about any problem and feeders are a very real thing. It would legitimately not take that much effort on her part to find some degenerate that would be fine with keeping the doordash flowing. For once she may even be able to get off without the assistance of the massage setting on a shower head.
I don't disagree with the first part, but I don't think that's what Khet wants. If she wanted sex in her relationship, she wouldn't have married Phil and would have started looking for a new mark within the first year or so of living in the snort fort. Much like Phil, she wants to get everything without having to do anything. While Doordash is absolutely an important part of appeasing Khet, appeasing her hermit lifestyle is also a big deal. It's pretty telling that she doesn't even waddle out with Phil on his day off/seems to primarily live downstairs away from Phil.
 
It would legitimately not take that much effort on her part to find some degenerate that would be fine with keeping the doordash flowing
But it would take effort and based on everything we've seen so far she's DSP-tier in making any sort of effort in her life. I don't think anything short of some deranged fan stalking her and asking her to elope for even more doordash and not even having to LARP as a retail cuck would get her to ditch Phil.
 
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