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He is so deluded about his skills as a chef that I sincerely doubt he is capable of asking Chatgpt honest questions about food. I imagine his interactions with AI have never deviated from him barking orders at it with his blind retard spelling.

'juicy chillli meas CARNVORE.'

Then he reads the generated recipe and I assume simply believes his super sized portions of dairy are actually normal and so plusses it up accordingly.
I tried it and added pessure cooker to it and got this reply
It sounds like you're looking for a recipe to make juicy chili meat using a pressure cooker, focusing on a carnivore (meat-based) approach. Here's a simple and flavorful recipe to help you get that perfect, tender, chili meat.

### Carnivore Pressure Cooker Chili Meat Recipe

#### Ingredients:
- 2 lbs (900g) beef chuck, ground beef, or beef stew meat (or a mix)
- 1/2 lb (225g) pork belly or ground pork (optional for richness)
- 1 tablespoon olive oil (or tallow)
- 1 medium onion, chopped (optional for strict carnivores, you can omit it)
- 4 cloves garlic, minced (optional, for flavor)
- 1-2 tablespoons chili powder (or ground dried chilies for more authentic flavor)
- 1 tablespoon smoked paprika (optional, for smoky depth)
- 1 teaspoon cumin (optional)
- 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional for heat)
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1 cup beef broth (or water, if you prefer to keep it stricter carnivore)
- 1-2 tablespoons tomato paste (optional, depending on how strict you want to be)
- 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar or lime juice (optional, for tang)

#### Instructions:

1. **Prepare Your Meat:**
- If you're using beef stew meat or chuck, cut it into smaller pieces to ensure even cooking. For ground beef or pork, there's no need for cutting.

2. **Sear the Meat (Optional):**
- Heat olive oil (or tallow) in your pressure cooker on the "Sauté" setting.
- Brown the meat in batches to develop a rich, deep flavor. Remove and set it aside. (If using ground meat, just break it apart and brown it.)

3. **Sauté Aromatics (Optional):**
- If using onion or garlic, sauté them in the pressure cooker until fragrant, about 2-3 minutes.

4. **Spices:**
- Add the chili powder, smoked paprika, cumin, cayenne, salt, and pepper to the pot. Stir for 1 minute to toast the spices, which enhances their flavors.

5. **Deglaze:**
- Pour in the beef broth or water to deglaze the pot, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom with a wooden spoon.

6. **Add Meat Back:**
- Return the browned meat to the pot. Stir well to combine.

7. **Pressure Cook:**
- Close the lid, set the valve to “Sealing,” and cook on high pressure for 30-35 minutes. The meat should be incredibly tender.

8. **Release Pressure:**
- After the cooking time is up, allow the pressure to release naturally for about 10 minutes, then perform a quick release to release any remaining pressure.

9. **Optional Final Adjustments:**
- If you want a thicker consistency, you can simmer the chili on "Sauté" mode for a few minutes to reduce the liquid. Add more seasoning or a splash of apple cider vinegar/lime juice for acidity if desired.

10. **Serve:**
- Spoon the chili meat into bowls. You can top it with cheese, sour cream, or avocado (if following a less strict carnivore diet), or simply enjoy as is.

#### Tips:
- **Meat Choice:** A combination of beef and pork gives a great balance of flavor and richness. If you're strictly carnivore, just stick to beef or another single protein.
- **No Tomatoes:** For a true carnivore chili, skip the tomato paste and any non-meat ingredients like beans or vegetables.
- **Extra Heat:** Adjust the cayenne or chili powder to your heat preference.

Enjoy your rich and juicy carnivore chili!
 
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What did Disney do this time?
 
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It's because Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is out grossing Mufasa

But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars. Even the director of Mufasa admitted he did it for the money. Mufasa is just a shitty film made exclusively to milk the Lion King IP, and part of the increasingly unpopular live action movies Disney is making (even if their "live action" Lion Kings are expensive cartoons). It also fails since Disney made a shit load of money from Inside Out 2, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Moana 2.

Jack is just a retard who has shit taste in films because he is also blaming Kraven's failure on "politics" despite being a shit film connected to a very hated cinematic universe while also being R rated because Sony thought they'd get the same success from Deadpool & Wolverine.

tl;dr Dumb Retard blames anything else for widely hated movies not making money
 
It's because Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is out grossing Mufasa

But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars. Even the director of Mufasa admitted he did it for the money. Mufasa is just a shitty film made exclusively to milk the Lion King IP, and part of the increasingly unpopular live action movies Disney is making (even if their "live action" Lion Kings are expensive cartoons). It also fails since Disney made a shit load of money from Inside Out 2, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Moana 2.

Jack is just a retard who has shit taste in films because he is also blaming Kraven's failure on "politics" despite being a shit film connected to a very hated cinematic universe while also being R rated because Sony thought they'd get the same success from Deadpool & Wolverine.

tl;dr Dumb Retard blames anything else for widely hated movies not making money
Jack has a pathological need to be "right" all the time and is too low-IQ to mask it in sophistry (see Scott Adams for the high-IQ example of this). When something he likes isn't popular, he views it as the entire movie-going population disagreeing with him and telling him he's wrong. This is a problem because his usual defense mechanisms of shouting down and projecting his own argumentativeness on others don't work here. So he squares the circle with idiotic theories like this, with the bonus that he also gets to self-validate his own persecution complex.
 
But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars.
Ironically one of the most successful parts of the Lion King franchise was (and is) the Broadway musical. Obviously live action. It's the "soulless" part that made the difference. Well, the OBVIOUSLY soulless part. Disney mostly succeeded before wokeshit by successfully faking sincerity.
 
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I find it absolutely comical that Jack is okaying a family by choice film, which retcons the actual story. It's even funnier that he's angy about it failing, despite it being a blatant quest for more money, ripping off the better direct-to-video sequel decades ago, and despite it looking like shit due to the stiff nonreal faces. It's interesting to see him try to defend this movie honestly, since the people who he really cares about opinion wise would probably all hate this film.

I genuinely think that Jack only hates the films given to him if his brother tells him what to think. Fat retard just wants to see action, and can't even remember what the fuck happened unless it involves men or women tonguefucking each other.
 
Jack has a pathological need to be "right" all the time and is too low-IQ to mask it in sophistry (see Scott Adams for the high-IQ example of this).

I refer to this as the "Neverwrong Lolcow Spectrum"; with folks such as low-functioning Jack at one end (embodying the moron's concept of a useless imbecile), Adams somewhere near the middle (ebodying the moron's idea of a smart person), and high-functioning (but, ultimately, self-defeating) charlatans such as Chris Langan (whose wikipedia article seems to have been written by someone who hates him) at the other end. The latter tend to be parasites so dependent upon chicanery that they (more-often-than-not) reside exclusively within or adjacent to academia, or are self-branded "outsiders" who nonetheless rely upon vaguely academic-sounding institutions to vet or otherwise lend presumptions of credibility to the esoteric jargon they self-publish (though never for the sake of peer review). The high-functioning neverwrong lolcows are almost a breed unto themselves; because they're ultimately morons who survive through pandering to morons identifying as being superior to morons - Whereas Jack routinely poisons himself while secretly living off his wife's family, and Dilbert Man (who has been living off of his only good idea for forty years) will burn millions of his own dollars investing in burritos that give you painful farts or trophy wives guaranteed to only be in it for the divorce.

Without making this a twenty paragraph post, I lump them together because they're all Cluster Bs who, for whatever reason, develop a terminal inferiority complex in which they decide that "I'm always right" is their mantra, identity, and religion; and will endlessly invoke the same, self-aggrandizing fallacies in the arguments they constantly need to be immersed in, simply because they find any allure of egocentric gratification seemingly within reach to be irresistible. And we become aware of them because their grasp routinely extends beyond their reach.

It's even funnier that he's angy about it failing, despite it being a blatant quest for more money

You can always trust Jack to back the wrong horse. The aroma of gud meetz cooking would lead Jack to walk right past heaven and into hell, and he would spend eternity happily being force-fed his own cooking without ever wondering where Jesus is.
 
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Ironically one of the most successful parts of the Lion King franchise was (and is) the Broadway musical. Obviously live action. It's the "soulless" part that made the difference. Well, the OBVIOUSLY soulless part. Disney mostly succeeded before wokeshit by successfully faking sincerity.
The biggest problem with the "live action" remake of "The Lion King" other than the CGI abominations was it told the exact same story as the cartoon. This is the biggest problem with all these live action Disney movies. In a lot of cases they're just shot for shot remakes of the original so what's the point in seeing it?

The stage musical? Followed the same story but it wasn't a slavish copy of it and frankly it was one of the better stage musicals I had seen in that time. Mufasa is just a soulless cash grab.

And it's not so much that they went "woke" but they're going woke for the sake of it. If the story doesn't suffer then who the hell cares? But too often it's hammered into place with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face.

I find it absolutely comical that Jack is okaying a family by choice film, which retcons the actual story. It's even funnier that he's angy about it failing, despite it being a blatant quest for more money, ripping off the better direct-to-video sequel decades ago, and despite it looking like shit due to the stiff nonreal faces. It's interesting to see him try to defend this movie honestly, since the people who he really cares about opinion wise would probably all hate this film.

I genuinely think that Jack only hates the films given to him if his brother tells him what to think. Fat retard just wants to see action, and can't even remember what the fuck happened unless it involves men or women tonguefucking each other.
It's worse when you realize he has trouble seeing the screen so it's all blurry to him. He's admitted he has trouble seeing since the last stroke. So why does he even go to the movies?

Popcorn. That's why.
 
The biggest problem with the "live action" remake of "The Lion King" other than the CGI abominations was it told the exact same story as the cartoon. This is the biggest problem with all these live action Disney movies. In a lot of cases they're just shot for shot remakes of the original so what's the point in seeing it?

Though pedantic, I'll mention that the remake removed the "Be Prepared" musical number because it contained "fascist imagery" which children in 1994 were deemed emotionally mature enough to handle, and adults in 2019 deemed too fragile to possibly endure during Donald Trump's Genocide of Trans People (which totally happened, by the way).

What I'm saying is that Jack's tapioca brain is precisely what makes him the ideal audience for such slop - But people slightly less tapioca-brained than Jack want different slop; and are voting with their wallets. And Jack can't wrap his head around it.
 
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Though pedantic, I'll mention that the remake removed the "Be Prepared" musical number because it contained "fascist imagery" which children in 1994 were deemed emotionally mature enough to handle, and adults in 2019 deemed too fragile to possibly endure during Donald Trump's Genocide of Trans People (which totally happened, by the way).
The most hilarious part is I always think of the GDR in that scene. Seid bereit, wir sind immer bereit! :story:
 
he would spend eternity happily being force-fed his own cooking
-entrails, served raw and dripping except for the sporadic spots that are dried out and burned, greased with his own fat and coated in coagulated, garage-warm and putrified The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste, Jack made to consume them freshly spilled from his rent-open belly in an endless, torturous cycle. Give the lord of darkness a little credit, he knows what our culinary asshole truly deserves.
 
-entrails, served raw and dripping except for the sporadic spots that are dried out and burned, greased with his own fat and coated in coagulated, garage-warm and putrified The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste, Jack made to consume them freshly spilled from his rent-open belly in an endless, torturous cycle.
That's really vivid and all but the problem is Jack would like it.
 
Though pedantic, I'll mention that the remake removed the "Be Prepared" musical number because it contained "fascist imagery" which children in 1994 were deemed emotionally mature enough to handle, and adults in 2019 deemed too fragile to possibly endure during Donald Trump's Genocide of Trans People (which totally happened, by the way).

What I'm saying is that Jack's tapioca brain is precisely what makes him the ideal audience for such slop - But people slightly less tapioca-brained than Jack want different slop; and are voting with their wallets. And Jack can't wrap his head around it.
That's literally retarded. We've gotten so weak as a people that such things can't be shown for fear of triggering a few snowflakes.

There was meaning behind the fascist imagery because it was fascist imagery. It fit with the whole idea of Scar wanting to take over. Blame Orange Man all you want for it, this has been going on for the longest time. But the really stupid thing is... there's other examples of this in popular culture that were taken straight from actual fascists and most people don't realize it.

This scene from Star Wars:


Can be said to be inspired from this scene:

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The sense of scale, or grandeur of POWER which was the whole point in Leni Riefenstahl's work. But how many people outside of film nerds and historians would make that connection?

The fact that they call the soldiers of the Empire to be "Stormtroopers" is not a coincidence. Neither is the rather Naziesque look of the uniforms on the officers.

But keep the scenes of Mufasa being killed and all that. Kids are okay with violence so long as you don't show anything overtly fascist. But then it's not kids they're worried about. It's fucking college aged snowflakes. I swear we're raising a generation of absolute pussies that can't handle any kind of adversity.

But yeah. Fatty is a retard. Of that there's no question.
 
lol Jack, the man who fights a one-man culture war against Disney with one arm, has described that he wants to die defending Mount Moustaffa.

The Jews at Disney have Jack completely bamboozled.
 
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Complete with a gay Grok AI image.
Nobody cares, fatty. Don't like, don't fucking watch. Bitching about it only gives it more attention and makes Disney fans watch this slop to spite you. That's similar to how each time JKR makes news due to her "transphobic and problematic xeets", I buy another Harry Potter Lego set. Give me all the puzzles. Every dollar spent is a tranny swinging from a ceiling fan, my kill count is in 4 digits. TTD is inevitable.

It means he's a retard. He's claiming that he's been right all this time about everything.

Meanwhile I wouldn't trust Fatty to tell me the temperature outside even if he showed me the thermometer.
It's negative 5 degrees Fahrenheit outside and it's snowing, says Scalfatty holding up a thermometer.
 
Nobody cares, fatty. Don't like, don't fucking watch. Bitching about it only gives it more attention and makes Disney fans watch this slop to spite you. That's similar to how each time JKR makes news due to her "transphobic and problematic xeets", I buy another Harry Potter Lego set. Give me all the puzzles. Every dollar spent is a tranny swinging from a ceiling fan, my kill count is in 4 digits. TTD is inevitable.
The thing is, Jack is Mufasa's biggest defender right now, crying that it is failing due to Disney's political agendas from their previous movies. He is bitching that Disney's "wokeness" is driving people away from Mufasa despite 3 of their movies this year being in the top 5 highest grossing films.
 
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