💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.
I'll add that another major factor is Nick not actually doing what rumble wanted: a viewer siphon. He did everything in his power to make people not want to use rumble or be in the rumble chat. Whether it was him treating rumble rants as afterthoughts or outright saying he hated the chat and that he only liked to use locals.

He isn't wrong that it was and currently isn't great but he is paid to make people get on rumble. They want people to watch content and comment in chat and on videos. The core problem Rumble has is it feels like no one is on the platform aside from when it crashes from a Trump rally.
 
All evidence we have points to Nick having a 1 year contract. If we believe what Aaron says, rumble let it lapse and left him on read. To be fair, Nick didn't seem very proactive about maintaining what has been claimed to be an $800k deal, between rumble and locals.
Where does $800k come from? That's like Nick's lifetime super chat earnings after subtracting YouTube's cut. I don't think Rumble was that insane with their money.
 
He isn't wrong that it was and currently isn't great but he is paid to make people get on rumble.
In Nick's tiny little shrunken "mind," he was just getting paid to be Nick. They were just throwing money at him for no reason at all, and his "contract" was just that he got to be Nick, that is, an insufferable faggot, and get thrown money at him for no reason at all. He was so fucking retarded he thought this would actually work.
 
Sorry if I am missed this. But why is Josh CC'ed on Rekieta's court documents now? Because of the body cam stuff?
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Sorry if I am missed this. But why is Josh CC'ed on Rekieta's court documents now? Because of the body cam stuff?
That's almost certainly it. Josh's lawyer Matthew Hardin has filed in the case (about the hearings videos), and generally, that puts you on the list of recipients.
 
I took a long break from this thread because the stuff with the kids made me MATI. I came back too soon.
It's what makes Nick such a loathsome creature. He isn't just a deceitful slimeball like the average lolcow, he doesn't just abuse another adult or an animal or two, he and his junkie whore of a wife have abused and destroyed the life trajectories of 5 children. I put Nick on the same level as Jonathan Yaniv, pedophile troon and abuser of animals and the elderly. The sort of person where most of the funny is watching them suffer the consequences of their sick nature.
 
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.

Anyway, he'll be back soon. The schedules are adjusting again:
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Yes I'm sure Christmas is incredibly busy for two terminally unemployed trust fund babies who have secluded their family away from all possible societal obligations. How could he possibly find an extra hour or two in his gruelling, laborious schedule to grace us with his presence? Especially when he claims to have narcolepsy and is awake at hours where literally nothing is happening in his household. He is but a man, and we ask him for feats of a God!
 
That's almost certainly it. Josh's lawyer Matthew Hardin has filed in the case (about the hearings videos), and generally, that puts you on the list of recipients.
Yep, as far as i am aware it is due to Josh/Hardin petitioning the court to allow videoing the trial as @AnOminous mentioned..
I think (correct me if I am wrong) @Potentially Criminal covered it a stream.
 
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.
I assume Nick didn't really have much of a chance of getting a contract renewal even if he didn't turn into a drug-addicted moron, but that obviously didn't help. Rumble simply can't keep burning cash at the rate they have been and need to cut costs.

It's possible that Rekieta could have gotten a renewal if he continued his upward trajectory he was before drugs, but I think he'd need to have become bigger than he was before to secure a renewal. This is why most smart people insist on multi-year deals before moving to an alt platform.

I'll add that another major factor is Nick not actually doing what rumble wanted: a viewer siphon. He did everything in his power to make people not want to use rumble or be in the rumble chat. Whether it was him treating rumble rants as afterthoughts or outright saying he hated the chat and that he only liked to use locals.

He isn't wrong that it was and currently isn't great but he is paid to make people get on rumble. They want people to watch content and comment in chat and on videos. The core problem Rumble has is it feels like no one is on the platform aside from when it crashes from a Trump rally.
It's a platform which simply sucks, YouTube is a better experience in basically every way, and the ads Rumble spun up for themselves to try to bootstrap their ad platform show that they have no respect for their users' intelligence.

At least in terms of live streams, Kick has 100% beaten Rumble as the third place after YouTube and Twitch, which wasn't clear back when Nick signed the contract.

Unless you're somebody like Ralph who is banned from YouTube and too controversial to stay unbanned off of Kick, there's not much reason to use Rumble.

Anyway, he'll be back soon. The schedules are adjusting again:
I'll be shocked if he streams a day before he's sentenced. He's apparently in a gap between when his drug and alcohol testing has ended for his CHIPS case and when it will inevitably start after he pleads guilty and begs for mercy, and his "schedule" is likely filled with drink and drugs right now.
 
From memory I think it is due to Josh/Hardin petitioning the court to allow videoing the trial.
No, it was about streaming PRE-trial proceedings. This is generally against the rules and nool and Hardin were moving for an exception on behalf of the Farms. We lost.

Once the jury is empaneled, if that happens, this might actually work.
 
My guess is that it was 40% about his declining numbers and lackadaisical streaming schedule, 60% about Rumble's desire to get rid of larger contracts, and approximately 0% about content, because decision makers are unlikely to actually sit through one of Nick's shows and there wasn't a big scandal to grab their attention before the cokestream.

Anyway, he'll be back soon. The schedules are adjusting again:
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Christmas has to be busy for this family guy.

How can he top earlier this year when he already got his daughter the greatest gift of all.

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Man, I'd kind of forgotten about the "Smug Doritos" erra because so much wacky shit happened between then and now.

The only thing that hasn't come true yet that was utterly denied while eating a single Dorito is the divorce, right?
 
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All evidence we have points to Nick having a 1 year contract. If we believe what Aaron says, rumble let it lapse and left him on read. To be fair, Nick didn't seem very proactive about maintaining what has been claimed to be an $800k deal, between rumble and locals.
He is not even worth 100k now felony on his record defamation too. Its just going to be a hell of a fight to repair that mess I doubt its even possible
 
Thank you! Speaking of April, it's been almost 10 days since she's posted on IG. That's somewhat unusual. Perhaps she has been kicked to the curb. Additionally, I was unclear what the black dot meant in her most recent comment:
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AI told me this:
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That isn't a black dot thats a unicode new moon emoji on IOS: 🌑
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I'd guess it is intended to mean new beginnings or something similar.
 
He is not even worth 100k now felony on his record defamation too. Its just going to be a hell of a fight to repair that mess I doubt its even possible
Nick is a useless faggot and he doesn't have shit. He mocked us for pointing out that no way was Rumble going to renew his contract where he sold them a law stream and gave them a coom stream.

I just posted his cope about that.

Guess who was right? Nick got jack shit. Nick didn't get dick. Nick got NOTHING.

As usual, the Farms were right. Go ahead, eat a single Dorito smugly, you dumb faggot. You lost.
 
Where does $800k come from? That's like Nick's lifetime super chat earnings after subtracting YouTube's cut. I don't think Rumble was that insane with their money.
Possibly dipshit himself.

For example:
So, he has a stream in which he said his best year was $750,000 (2022) IIRC and he said Rumble matched and raised. I can't recall but I think it's a 3-4 year deal, let's assume at $1M/yr.
Now, obviously, it's Nick... so we can just assume he's full of shit... but Cynthia was pretty good about watching the streams and summarizing what he says, so I would not be surprised if he did claim a figure in that range at some point.

My guess though is he overstated the figure they actually offered him, and we KNOW the contract was only one year.

The only thing that hasn't come true yet that was ugly denied while eating a single Dorito is the divorce, right?
I can't recall if that was a smug single Dorito denial or not. The one people always cite is where he straight up LIED about his contract being renewed so he could say "sorry Kiwifags."

He is not even worth 100k now felony on his record defamation too. Its just going to be a hell of a fight to repair that mess I doubt its even possible
His trajectory is Ralph.

TBH, I think the drug charge would have been survivable, if that's all it was. Gary Buechler did a stint in prison for drugs, and he does very good for himself running FNT/G+G.

In the entertainment industry, you can come back from drug and alcohol addiction.

What's absolutely destroyed Nick is the 8 year old testing positive for cocaine, and the fact that he's a completely amoral piece of shit that shows absolutely no remorse for his actions whatsoever and, unlike Gary, will probably never change.
 
Nick keeps talking about how his older kid is incredible, mature, and grounded, and how they have been leaning on him for emotional support.
(I agree with K about this; this is a HUGE red flag. She correlates this to Instrumental Parentification.)
As a kid I had to look after my Dad due to ill health. That this cunt is leaning on his kid because he can't control himself makes me sick, it's revolting.

I hope the lad grows up and has nothing to do with him. In a just world Nick would lose all his inheritance and it goes direct to the children.
 
What's absolutely destroyed Nick is the 8 year old testing positive for cocaine, and the fact that he's a completely amoral piece of shit that shows absolutely no remorse for his actions whatsoever and, unlike Gary, will probably never change.
That's what proved him to be absolute garbage. He's never presented any excuse or reason for it, although we actually all know that little girl tested positive for cocaine because this piece of shit exposed her to it, either on purpose or, almost as bad, accidentally. "It's just one of those things that happens when you're a dad."

He either did it on purpose or it was in fact the incident where he knew a little girl had OD'd on HIS cocaine, and chose not to take her to the hospital. You know "one of those things that happens when you're a dad," no it doesn't, that only happens when you're an absolute piece of shit.
I hope the lad grows up and has nothing to do with him. In a just world Nick would lose all his inheritance and it goes direct to the children.
His parents do actually know estate lawyers.

It's called a "generation-skipping trust." It was invented specifically for worthless shit monkeys like Nick.
 
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