💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Ihatejackscalfani]

No, I meant I don't know why Jack refuses to ever fail to make Texas style chili, which is essentially pure meat.

I've stated this numerous times over the years. I'll state this again.

Jack has never made any sort of chili in his life. His "chili" always has the consistency of a soup.

 

[Adamska]

please don't encourage more "chilis" from jack. his so-called meat chili was genuinely horrific, so his "texas style chili" would probably be just chuck roast that tammy sawed up and a hefty styrofoam tray of birdflu-special chicken gizzards. toss it in the pressure cooker with a gallon of broth, one chocolate bar and a whole container of goya adobo, cook 10 minutes until steaming noisomely

I've stated this numerous times over the years. I'll state this again.

Jack has never made any sort of chili in his life. His "chili" always has the consistency of a soup.

Oh I'm well aware he can only make shitslop soup since he can't be arsed to slow cook anything. I just want to see him get confused and angy when comments mock him for putting gelatin and chicken gizzards into his Texan style shitslop soup.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I'm thinking he's doesn't even know what Texas chili is, or he exclusively views chili as a way of getting rid of old meat he doesnt know what to do with. He has a decade and a half of content, claims to be on a carnivore diet and and just last month was his "chili month" You'd think he'd have made something at least close to Texas chili even by accident.

 

[Shartavius]

Watching Jack kill himself through fud addiction is like watching Leaving Las Vegas but you absolutely hate Ben and Sera is a repulsive fat hick instead of Elisabeth Shue.

And it’s Jack bleeding from the ass on the shower floor, but in a Groundhog Day fashion.

 

[ILikeYou]

I'm not sure why he claims AI gave him some of the terrible recipes he's created. It won't do that. Having personally used ChatGPT to give me quick recipes often, it gives good recipes & nothing out of left field. Asking ChatGPT if some of his chili recipes sound good, I was met w/ the response that it sounds more like 'a culinary crime' than cooking!

If he's so buddy-buddy w/ AI, you'd think he'd take some of his ideas, and ask ChatGPT if they're good ones, like: using a freeze dryer to try to create his own seasoning, like he has a video for on YouTube. Onions & garlic etc., are dehydrated, not freeze dried, in those spices. And yet, when committing these culinary atrocities, he follows his classic M.O. of doubling the recipe, when doing yet another experiment, since he admits he's almost always cooking this for the first time.

That must've been a huge project of freeze drying a huge batch of vegetables before grinding them all up, but he never stopped to look up if that's how you do it. And, of course, he commented during that video that he's 'never made spices before.' Uh....right. What was the process of him producing his line of 'The Best Seezning You'll Ever Taste'? He just white-labeled some trash? That tracks.

 

[AnOminous]

There's no actual truffle in there. If there was it would cost something like $50 for a small McCormick shaker of it. Most things you see that have "truffle" as a flavor use artificial flavorings for it specifically synthetic 2,4-dithiapentane. It's the main flavor component but it comes off as flat and one dimensional.

Truffles are one of those things that are good or even really good but not "what the fuck am I paying for this" good.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

If he's so buddy-buddy w/ AI, you'd think he'd take some of his ideas, and ask ChatGPT if they're good ones

He is so deluded about his skills as a chef that I sincerely doubt he is capable of asking Chatgpt honest questions about food. I imagine his interactions with AI have never deviated from him barking orders at it with his blind retard spelling.

'juicy chillli meas CARNVORE.'

Then he reads the generated recipe and I assume simply believes his super sized portions of dairy are actually normal and so plusses it up accordingly.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And it’s Jack bleeding from the ass on the shower floor, but in a Groundhog Day fashion.

I don't remember that from LLV, we might be mixing up films. Ben was just shaky and vomited a lot.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Truffles are one of those things that are good or even really good but not "what the fuck am I paying for this" good.

Like a lot of things I've bought them once just to try and they were genuinely good. But yeah, they're not worth the price. The idea I get from them is it's expensive so it must be good.

Not that Fatty would know. He's got the palate of a really dull child.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't remember that from LLV, we might be mixing up films. Ben was just shaky and vomited a lot.

His girlfriend played by Elizabeth Shue was bleeding from her ass after getting gang raped by fratboys.

 

[DickMain]

A Frenchman would be disgusted at how much butter there is!

Have you seen fricassee? Those fuckers love some butter.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm at a point I can't laugh at Jack anymore. Not because I grew a soul but it's so sad. This pizza steak was a cry for help no more when anyone in a major city hears a hobo "i'll suck your dick for fent" .

Jacks gonna die soon and we can't laugh at him anymore.

Such a mess.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Sometimes it comes in a square sometimes it comes in a ball

I think people get executed in Italy for blasphemy and anti-cheese hate speech like this. I could be wrong.
(No more Jamie Oliver thread, but I am going to make a Community Watch "food youtube" thread instead.)

 

[p1138]

I'm thinking he's doesn't even know what Texas chili is, or he exclusively views chili as a way of getting rid of old meat he doesnt know what to do with. He has a decade and a half of content, claims to be on a carnivore diet and and just last month was his "chili month" You'd think he'd have made something at least close to Texas chili even by accident.

Because all chili is, to Fatty's brain, is a vehicle to get gud meat, cheese, and grease into his stomach in a form he can practically drink off camera. Hilariously a proper texas chili would actually go down smoother but since this is Fatty, he doesn't have time for that, and he needs that gud meat now. So we get his pressure cooker soup mess on camera instead.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What did Jack mean by this?

 

[RollingRock2]

Did Jack ever say he would be a mushmouth cripple?

 

[domkultura]

Jack's movie reviews are much like himself: stuck in the 2000s era of suburban outrage. They're much like the meat in the back of his fridge: 20 years out of date.

 

[CallmeCicada]

What did Jack mean by this?

Spoiler: probably this

 

[biggacracka]

Those fuckers love some butter.

That's the joke

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

His girlfriend played by Elizabeth Shue was bleeding from her ass after getting gang raped by fratboys.

I forgot about that, it's pretty graphic in the novel.