💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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It... It.. It's about the Constitution! <drinks from sippy cup> The government is corrupt and has it out for Nick Rekieta! <shits himself> Y... y... you can't get a valid warrant from watching a livestream! <shakes baby rattle> REKIETA HAS ALREADY WON! <Viva nods his head and smirks>

God Barnes is such a retard. The Constitution IS an insane thing to bring up in regards to the Rekieta case. There's a reason it's most lawyer's last resort to argue the constitution. It's for that exact reason that Rittenhouse's family fired this retard and got a lawyer who would actually argue from a self-defense position instead of a 2nd Amendment position. The time to argue the 4th Amendment in Rekieta's case was passed long ago, every lawyer worth their salt said themselves that the search warrant was good. Continuing to beat this fucking horse doesn't make you a good lawyer, it makes you a fucking moron.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

 

[Stiffy]

There will be a major happening before 2025.

 

[daniel day]

Maybe Im retarded, but we have to remember that the kiwi farms from the outside are seen as, at best, a gossip mongering forum for retards to talk shit. At worst the people that post here are considered terrorists and online stalkers, and responsible for several dead people.

Some people really need to be reminded that the farms isnt a trolling illuminati and that we should stick to pointing and laughing, because anything beyond that paints a target on our backs thats even bigger than the one that already exists. If people are willing to outright lie about murder imagine what theyd do with physical proof of actual wrong-doing.

The court system of rural minnesotta more than likely doesnt know we exist, and keeping it that way is probably for the best. Getting involved in Nick's legal issues in a manner that extends past polite requests for data, or sitting in a courthouse, is a Terrible Idea and liable to get a spotlight put on the forum that it really doesnt need. The farms already has a terrible reputation, and it isnt entirely unearned either, so doing anything to make it worse to people that actually have power to swing a cudgel at our heads is a really awful idea.

With the drought of content after the flood of olympic mental gymnastics that is Nick Rekieta, its more important than ever to consider what youre saying and whether it crosses into the territory of Gay Online Trolling Plans.

I could continue, but thats lame and gay

tl;dr, point and laugh and nothing else you fucking retards

 

[Major]

There will be a major happening before 2025.

let's hope Santa leaves a big powdery package under the Rekieta christmas tree for Nick to enjoy to see the year out

 

[Balldo's Gate]

More on the unfolding drama between Francis White, Nick’s lawyer, and Brian Lewis, the attorney who wrote the appeal.

It occurs to me that the file says "Reply Memora...(Rekieta)" and the document we previously knew him to have written was the appeal. But that file appears to be Rekieta's reply relating to the initial Franks motion; the attempted interlocutory appeal did not reach the stage where they would be replying to anyone. Since it was previously speculated that different people may have written the initial motion and the reply based on the difference in style, the fact that Lewis has the reply on his desktop may be a decent clue as to what may have happened.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A source tells me this idea has merit.

I would be very surprised if there wasn't a legion of local Nick a-logs that hate his guts and love the children.
I am not sure what the source for it was, but I believe it was speculated and/or accepted as fact that a family member also talked to the mandatory reporter about the problems, who then did the actual reporting.

If I was them, I would frequently check in here to see if some new insane development happened.

[EDIT] and I would also not be surprised if they got Kayla her own lawyer when they read the feedback from non-retards and actual practicing lawyers to Nick's legal strategy.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Any kid that says their dream is to be a famous streamer or youtuber is a hallmark of a kid that was given an iPad or another electronic device and neglected. Responsible parents don't let their kids become delusional.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This is one of those disbarment things. It's absolutely incompetent to be spewing enough details in public that the prosecution can now figure out what strategy he's planning.

Incompetence is a common theme. Read the judgements in this case. This case should have bankrupted the law firm. They were his attorneys for more than 2 years.

 

[JustStopDude]

Nick has sadi many times that he does not believe in university education outside some hard-core STEM degrees.

That is a druggie cope. As much as everyone thinks Nick was rolling in the cash, and he was, if you add all the taxes, the cuts that various service providers take, and the simple fact he is an out of control addict and alcoholic, providing for two other (three if you count the kid) addicts, his outflow of cash was as fast as his inflow.

Not just to coke and booze too. The stupid car and paintings.

Like every dumbass that gets successful on social media, he assumed that it would only continue to get better.

I wouldn't be surprised if his finances have been a mess over the last few years. Drunk coke heads aren't known for their book keeping skills.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'd settle for him being inside the walls

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BALLDORESSOR!

- The Cask of Amontoballdo

For your consideration:

Breaking Balldo News couldn't have been Kinochet, Christorian X, Faran, Elb or anybody educated in American English because Breaking Balldo News is very clearly Commonwealth educated.

How do I know this?

ColoUr, defenCe, laboUr, centre.

Consistently.

Spoiler: Proof

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Meanwhile, Kinochet is color, defenSe, labor, and center.

Spoiler: Kinochet

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Some people have been passing around @Christorian X's name as a possibility, but based upon his posts here on the forum (before he was banned), he appears to use American spelling.

BBN is himedall confirmed.

Beaten to the joke! All good fun!

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!

PPP and Warski laundering information seems an interesting theory...

A lot of us have adopted US spelling for a handful of words. I don't use UK spelling for gaol or arse.

Multinational business communication has forced some changes in my grammar, vocabulary, and spelling. 'Washroom' over 'loo' and other cases that I find more widely understood.

Nobody in the UK has used the spelling 'gaol' since Oscar Wilde died. But there's only one way to spell arse. Ass is a completely different word altogether.

I was going to make the 'gaol' statement, so I am gldlad someone else did. It is a Wilde-ism.

Agree on 'arse' vs 'ass'.

 

[Captain Manning]

God Barnes is such a retard. The Constitution IS an insane thing to bring up in regards to the Rekieta case. There's a reason it's most lawyer's last resort to argue the constitution. It's for that exact reason that Rittenhouse's family fired this retard and got a lawyer who would actually argue from a self-defense position instead of a 2nd Amendment position. The time to argue the 4th Amendment in Rekieta's case was passed long ago, every lawyer worth their salt said themselves that the search warrant was good. Continuing to beat this fucking horse doesn't make you a good lawyer, it makes you a fucking moron.

The funny thing is Nick is using a Barneswalker for a lawyer. And he didn't raise any of those arguments in the Franks motion.

I don't think Barnes even believes Barnes. I think this is all bullshit he says for his gullible lolbertarian audience.

Any kid that says their dream is to be a famous streamer or youtuber is a hallmark of a kid that was given an iPad or another electronic device and neglected. Responsible parents don't let their kids become delusional.

Even absent that, you really can't take a child's stated career goals seriously. They're children. Kids think they want to be all sorts of things that are probably unrealistic.

"Daddy, I wanna be a streamer when I grow up."

"Wonderful pumpkin! That means I don't have to put money away for college, and I can spend it all on hookers and blow! You'll do great on OnlyFans!"

That's a shit parent.

 

[thebigdream]

Any kid that says their dream is to be a famous streamer or youtuber is a hallmark of a kid that was given an iPad or another electronic device and neglected. Responsible parents don't let their kids become delusional.

It's also the hallmark of someone who's not going to be a famous streamer. If their entire professional goal is to become steamers, they won't have an appreciable talent to put into streaming, and being homeschooled shut-ins they won't have the social skills necessary to grift either. Nick got as far as he did through milking his law degree, if he didn't have that we wouldn't know him today. It's a disaster waiting to happen. Any half-decent parent would tell their kids to do something else with their life.

 

[AnOminous]

(I did google it. Technically Nick and April would need to motion the Court to modify the order. I wouldn't put it past them. There's also a case that, as of 2022, was going to the MN Supreme Court challenging the constitutionality of no-contact orders.)

That's a no-contact order issued by the court. What Nick would have would be pursuant to a plea agreement. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to take the plea. The no-contact order case also involves such an order placed without the respondent having any opportunity to present his own side of the case before it was entered against him.

So they're kind of apples and oranges.

 

[Shig O'nella]

let's hope Santa leaves a big powdery package under the Rekieta christmas tree for Nick to enjoy to see the year out

Where's Saint Nick gonna get degraded Semtex at this short notice? Not exactly elf produced, is it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Where's Saint Nick gonna get degraded Semtex at this short notice? Not exactly elf produced, is it.

He knows a guy in Minsk.

 

[AnOminous]

Incompetence is a common theme. Read the judgements in this case. This case should have bankrupted the law firm. They were his attorneys for more than 2 years.

So this law firm is so shit they defaulted on what seems to be a meritorious medical malpractice claim by FAILING TO SERVE THE DEFENDANT? And instead of just properly serving, they argued "waaaah I don't wanna!" That's Greer-tier.

I was going to make the 'gaol' statement, so I am gldlad someone else did. It is a Wilde-ism.

It was also how people referred to it at the time, even if it's mainly remembered in that spelling for Wilde's poem about it (and for Wilde having served time there).

I don't see how a few spellings are conclusory when it's entirely possible to mimic them anyway. Exactly how hard is it just to pretend you're H.P. Lovecraft and spell it "colour" and shit like that?

The funny thing is Nick is using a Barneswalker for a lawyer. And he didn't raise any of those arguments in the Franks motion.

It's because of Nick's hubris in assuming somehow, that piss-weak motion was a slam dunk. I mean why bother even arguing anything else when Frank's your uncle?

Remember how smug Balldo and that leaf fool Frei and that Boss Baby looking faggot Barnes were about that? They were absolutely certain that piece of dog shit was a winner.

 

[Captain Manning]

It occurs to me that the file says "Reply Memora...(Rekieta)" and the document we previously knew him to have written was the appeal. But that file appears to be Rekieta's reply relating to the initial Franks motion; the attempted interlocutory appeal did not reach the stage where they would be replying to anyone. Since it was previously speculated that different people may have written the initial motion and the reply based on the difference in style, the fact that Lewis has the reply on his desktop may be a decent clue as to what may have happened.

If I am following you correctly, you think Nick hired White, and White is offloading much of the work on Lewis?

Funny if true. Lewis has only been practicing since 2017. He's even less experienced than Rekieta.

So this law firm is so shit they defaulted on what seems to be a meritorious medical malpractice claim by FAILING TO SERVE THE DEFENDANT? And instead of just properly serving, they argued "waaaah I don't wanna!" That's Greer-tier.

On an intellectual level, I don't disagree with you, but here's the thing...

Nick stuck Vic with Ty Beard, who can't fucking notarize shit properly.

I will shed not one single tear if Nick hired incompetent ass attorneys on the advice of that windbag Barnes, and gets shafted because of it.

Couldn't have happen to a bigger PoS. It's poetic, even.

Besides, Nick can't win even if he had the best defense team that ever practiced law.

 

[daffodils]

Nick has sadi many times that he does not believe in university education outside some hard-core STEM degrees.

He also admitted he never put any Vic/Depp/Rittenhouse money away for the above reason and because his children want to be online streamers.

Nick said that because he knows mom and dad will pay for the kids, and because he thinks being against college gives him conservative street cred.

Does anyone really believe a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who get carted to violin lessons all day won't be sent to the nicest college that'll take them?

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In other news, Nick's back on Twitter but does little of interest besides arguing with Spectre and reminding people he still has his law license.

 

[repentance]

There will be a major happening before 2025.

The bar has dropped so low that April's Insta posts count as a "major happening" these days.