💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Any validation that Pat receives from a third party should immediately discredit the offending individual(s). It's really easy to tell who does their due diligence or basic fucking research. All over losing a democratically held election.

These are fucking opinions, not facts. Stop distorting the truth, which amounts to no more than not liking someone who was elected to sit in the big chair.

These people deserve everything that happens to them.
 
femoralcanal said:
It sure could! Since he has tweeted just a handful of times, might as well do the needful and archive it all. Who knows what info could be the missing piece to the discovery of a Lappening 2.0, right?
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Edit - I just remembered this image from a while ago. I gives credence to the idea the audience at the Lappening sees Patrick for what he is:
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I dunno. All of these are innocuous enough to be believable but the "walked in on Kyle in a threesome at prom" and ran away crying is just a bit out there. Sure seniors, especially guys in sports, get laid, but it seems a little left field kind of like that old "if we went outside we'd be raped by African migrants" phony call about that one theater shooting. You pepper in some farfetched jokes with the real stuff you used to butter them up.

I dunno I'm 50/50 on that one but it feels like the shitting himself at a Brewers game story all over again. I want to believe tho.
 
Divine right to rule said:
"We didn't lose because the lawsuit was never judged on its merits" is not even technicality Tomlinson, he is so high on copium he is just straight lying.
I assume he means that he can re-file because his first loss was not a dismissal with prejudice.
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I'm sure it's because the judge didn't fall all over himself to believe all of Pat's arguments, evidence or assertions unquestioningly. He was gotten to by Judge Gibney. When Pat loses this one, we're going to get another fantastic statement like this.
 
I am choosing to believe that this Jarfly guy is genuine because it is funnier that way. The tone of voice and the fact that he has been tweeting for a couple of years about Pat does lead me to believe him to be genuine. I don't think that this tweet has got enough attention. Pat's divorce from his first, worse wife was triggered by Pat himself trying to show off! This is a level of auto-cuckoldry that I had thought to be impossible. Pat will never live this down.

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S.C.U.D. said:
It's moreso because Null talks about BMJ on every MATI and dedicates segments to him more frequently than Pat, and many Julay voters just vote for whoever their e-daddy likes. That is felony lolcow favoritism and Null will enjoy prison.
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Fat Rick deserves lolcow of the year, instead Nick might just get it again.

No justice in this world, no justice. None of us will ever get to enjoy prison ;_;
 
You know how when your kid just don't listen. "Hey, don't touch that. It's hot" and the kid just won't stop. And you aren't a monster. You just kind of give up and think, "it's the only way they'll learn" and you let the kid touch the hot pot.

It's usually what...around three when this happens? Pat is learning this hard lesson forty years to late.

Imagine if Leslie gets the rights to Pat's books. I think that would hurt his ego more than losing the Rustang and the moped.
 
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Well, that's bad news, I was really looking forward to Christmas. Too bad I'll be in a prison camp for stalker childs. I guess I'll have to do it by zoom this year. This camp will have wi-fi, right?
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What if my entire family is Patposters? Will we enjoy Christmas in prison together?

 
TaimuRadiu said:
Fat Rick deserves lolcow of the year, instead Nick might just get it again.

No justice in this world, no justice. None of us will ever get to enjoy prison ;_;
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I think Pat is a slower, more consistent burn. But Nick is a once in a generation kind of cow.

To use a sports analogy, Pat is the Buffalo Bills, going to the Superbowl four years in a row, and losing every single time.

Some people just get screwed over by timing in life.
 
femoralcanal said:
It sure could! Since he has tweeted just a handful of times, might as well do the needful and archive it all. Who knows what info could be the missing piece to the discovery of a Lappening 2.0, right?
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Tom Roylance is from Florida and still on Patrick's friends list on Facebook. Eric isn't. Can't tell if the other two still are.
Large dude taking the photo is Eric I believe, he's from New York, guy pointing up is David as the post suggests. Tom Roylance still goes to model shows.
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"I believe [Patrick]" -- WHY? How is this something you accept on faith?!

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Oh, good, a "political strategist". Patrick probably got a genuine stiffy for the first time in ages. Perhaps his dream of being a conservative firebrand pundit is not yet dead?!
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Claims to have beaten cancer, chooses to trust cancer. Makes sense.
JustStopDude said:
You know how when your kid just don't listen. "Hey, don't touch that. It's hot" and the kid just won't stop. And you aren't a monster. You just kind of give up and think, "it's the only way they'll learn" and you let the kid touch the hot pot.
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I mean...that's how I burned over 30% of my body when I was a toddler, thankfully I grew up and got smarter. Patrick hasn't mentally grown up past 8.
 
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JustStopDude said:
I think Pat is a slower, more consistent burn. But Nick is a once in a generation kind of cow.

To use a sports analogy, Pat is the Buffalo Bills, going to the Superbowl four years in a row, and losing every single time.

Some people just get screwed over by timing in life.
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Fat Rick is such a loser who can consistently snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

When everyone forgets about Rekieta, and they will, the FFWBT will still be there, his fat fingers mis spelling STLAKER CHLID PSRION at a new generation of Patposters.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
the "walked in on Kyle in a threesome at prom" and ran away crying is just a bit out there.
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I dunno I'm 50/50
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Yeah, the prom thing is why I'm doubtful. I'd say it is even less likely than 50%.

But then again... @This Machine Milks Cows has the right mindset
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I am choosing to believe that this Jarfly guy is genuine because it is funnier that way.
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Look at this unoriginal fag. Everyone knows he steals tweets but he just tried to siphon clout off the one Sisyphus tards observation lol. Nice inspo, stupid.
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53 likes for the special boy! Wow! Oh well, there’s always threads.
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In closing, still a fat fag. Still with the bitch tits. Cry for your good boy points, child.
 
Markorian said:
Patrick clearly has very similar issues with women as Ralph does.
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Fat poor alcoholic with a tiny penis? Yup.

Judge Holden said:
Why the fuck am I laughing so goddamn hard at this exchange?
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Because P@t is the epitome of pants on head retarded, child.

JustTheFaxcts said:
It's going to be incredible when he gets bitch slapped by both the police department and Leslie in court next year
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I look forward to Hovel Lien 2: Courthouse Boogaloo.

Is there space in the thread title to add 'Gaslighting sack of absolute bacon grease'?
 
I can’t stop thinking about how hilarious it is that Pat thought he’d park Ade on top of a Pringle’s can cock to show off her trampstamp. It’s that juvenile, never grew up, frozen in bitterness at his high school experience, kinda arrogance that drives him to overcompensate. Look at our tattoo, child. This harmless man with a huge cock has a wife and stepson. I have a young hot blonde piece of ass, child. She has a tattoo. We have a tattoo. Enjoy lapsitting, Ade child. You will come home with me after teasing John’s monster cock.”

Not. So.

That’s why he hates honey badger so much. He must seethe with rage at Nikki when the funsters mock her appearance. HB and his wife’s beautiful tits is the kinda thing that would really get under the skin of a guy retarded enough to brag about his girlfriend’s tattoo and arrogant enough to sit her in the lap of a real man with full confidence she wouldn’t enjoy it lol.
 
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