💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Harm]

I seriously cannot understand what April wanted to gain out of this

Perhaps our friends at the Edgar Winters Group can illuminate this to some degree:

She wants to suck and fuck her way into the "lap of luxury," which for a white trash Minnesota side piece like April means watching free TV on your cell phone until your married-to-another-woman boyfriend brings the cocaine over from the main house. She wants to not work, not be a home-maker, not be a provider for herself or others, and pursue lurid base pleasures with all gas, no brakes.

Unfortunately, she's tragically unskilled at maintaining that position once achieved, and she's about to hit the wall hard. Deep down, she yearns for the factories and will return to her ancestral homelands once she's so unattractive that not even broke dick Nick will pretend she's hot. Who's going to want some dried up, stanky pussy having hoe covered in tattoos referencing her failed drug-fueled polycule? Maybe she can slunk her way down to Mexico and shack up (literally) with Ethan Ralph.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kadiyohi monitoring his streaming schedule if they let his claim employment as a streamer would be kino.

Handing our ownership of Nick's streaming schedule over to his parole officer is a trade I'm willing to make because it could provide some kino.

It's like duper's delight but more piggy-eyed and gay.

This gave me a thunk. When comparing the on stream lying and bluster of Nick and Ethan Ralph, Ralph does it from a place of fear, jealousy, and feelings of inadequacy while Nick feels no inadequacy and does it with malice and to get a sick thrill out of it. Ralph has done his fair share of fucked up shit re: Meigh, Faith, Rozy, Sandra etc. but when his core is laid bare he's a fat kid with anger issues and no impulse control. When Nick is laid bare you see a shriveled ugly soul full of malice and deceit. Ralph unironically loves his kids more than Nick and that is fucked up. Ralph also values his internet confidants more than Nick, also fucked up. Ralph said terrible things about Gator but still misses him and regrets having drove him away. Compare to "Dear John". Regret is not in Nick's vocabulary.

 

[Captain Manning]

Another possibility that I have only just considered is that he might be referring to another unverified account going by the name "Rekieta Law" on YouTube, whose messages were not recorded in the thread but were frequently sending messages in Aaron's chat. As I only watch clips of Aaron, I wouldn't know whether such an account actually exists...

This all happened well before Melton revealed that Rekieta had invaded Aaron's Google account. It would be curious to know if the only way Rekieta developed such a hypothesis was through intercepting private messages between Sean and Aaron. However, this hypothetical scenario seems unlikely, as Sean doesn't seem to be the type to engage in such gay ops.

Yeah, no, that's giving Nick way too much credit.

Sean doesn't need to do such a thing. He fires up a stream, puts the most recent legal filing on the right hand side (sometimes 2.0 might have to yell at him to switch away from face cam), and destroys Nick in like 20 minutes. Every time. That's why Nick is pissed at Sean. He's not super lawyer anymore.

Plus, real Nick was in Aaron's chat the same day.

Nick has to try and pull gay ops on Sean because he's got nothing in the way of legitimate ammunition to shoot at him. In a stand up debate on the facts, Nick loses.

Nobody has to lie or run gay ops on Nick. Nick has to lie and run gay ops on everybody else.

 

[AnOminous]

Who's going to want some dried up, stanky pussy having hoe covered in tattoos referencing her failed drug-fueled polycule?

Imagine literally having a degenerate cuck cult tattoo as if an inherently unstable sex cult of retards will last as long as the tat.

 

[Schpoots]

I don't know if this is old news or not, but on Meme Copiums stream today he discovered that the scary shower pics were removed from the sale listing lol. You have to go into the 3D tour mode to find the SCP room.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick has to try and pull gay ops on Sean because he's got nothing in the way of legitimate ammunition to shoot at him. In a stand up debate on the facts, Nick loses.

He was pissy because of the money thing which make him going after Sean even stupider because he said he knew nothing about it; Legal dicksucker and Token were the ones claiming Nick promised it.

 

[Kandinsky]

If the body camera footage is not released, will Kandiyohi County refund or keep the money given as upfront payment for processing? I guess because they have already processed it, the money will not be returned?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He was pissy because of the money thing which make him going after Sean even stupider because he said he knew nothing about it; Legal dicksucker and Token were the ones claiming Nick promised it.

The LawTube money drama "happened" on Oct. 29, while the "fake Rekieta Law by Sean" thing happened on Oct. 21.

I think that Rekieta got pissy with Sean because he was making fun of his legal strategy AND because he intercepted private communications between Sean and his ex-boyfriend, Aaron, and did not like what he read.

 

[Pelican Bones]

If the body camera footage is not released, will Kandiyohi County refund or keep the money given as upfront payment for processing? I guess because they have already processed it, the money will not be returned?

No money was paid. An estimate was given of what it would cost to get it out, if it ever came to it.

 

[Captain Manning]

He was pissy because of the money thing which make him going after Sean even stupider because he said he knew nothing about it; Legal dicksucker and the Token were the ones claiming Nick promissed it.

He's been shitting on Sean since before the money thing, dude. At most, the money thing just made him angrier.

It's obvious to me what has him pissed more than anything is that about 4-5 channels run by J.D.s go over the documents now and say "Okay, here's why Nick is full of shit..."

IMO, Sean is the best at it, even if you want to argue he's not the most technically adept.

And it's sticking.

That used to be his thing. The Great Lawsplainer. Nick knows best when it comes to the law, right?

Well, the emperor has no clothes.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

I saw people talking about Balldo's broken promises again and was reminded of this post:

We have has several attempts to construct one. I will try to compile one and save it in a .txt. Here is a start:

Then this post (the one being shared, I presume):

This is NOT up to date. Feel free to chime in on what's missing.

Which goes back to this:

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Now, since there were discrepancies, I decided to combine the two lists and add a couple of things I remembered. The list is not exhaustive; feel free to add to it. If you spot a mistake, let me know.

Spoiler: Balldo's broken promises

24 hour stream for 100k subscribers - never mentioned

Auction of WW custom knives - mentioned early Sep/ late July he might just give them to Vic

Rittenhouse superchats - never mentioned

Media channel and nerd content - abandoned after YT ban fuckery

Clip channel - what does Ryan thr Editor even do?

Legal education/term series - never mentioned again

Possible collaboration with Branca's legal courses - never mentioned

Twitch watch parties - abandoned

Twitch gaming streams - abandoned

Business deal in Seattle - never heard any response from those involved

Independant webhosting with Beard and investors - abandoned and never heard anything from those involved

'Producing so much content you cannot watch it all' - LMAO!

Hiring paralegals to find interesting cases ans do show research - never started, as far as I can tell

His DISCORD and all the 'I want to be there more' - abandoned

His LOCALS - abandoned

The 5k g(r)ift - abandoned because he is suddenly poor or something

His professional interview series - abandoned after 2 episodes

Big Brain panels - abandoned

Chad Dad panels - abandoned

Sex and Relationship content - (thankfully) abandoned

Adhering to his Rumble contract - probably I'm jeopardy, at least, to not meet the requirements

Plans to collaborate/interview with 'X' person - abandoned unless they are Dick, Vito, or Coomalot

'I'll go on anyone's shoe as long as I have the time. Size of the channel doesn't matter' - LMAO

'I an the same guy on screen as you see in real life. I don't lie' - LOL

Degeneracy Fridays - abandoned

Reaction Wednesdays - abandoned

Balldo review - too afraid to release

Channel merch - abandoned

'Colour of Law' colouring book - abandoned

LawTube Calendar - abandoned

'The Art of the Grift' SM how-to guide book - he has it all written in his head and just has to sit down and write it. His process is different than most people. He sorts it out in his head, then just writes. (Yes, he said this)

His shroom inspired comic - abandoned

Live Chat Wednesday

Father's Day stream

His heretical Bible content on LOCALS

His hot yoga thot stream on Twitch

Various travel streams

Youtube boot camp series - never materialized

2A stream - never materialized

14 locals streams - failed miserably

(Pending broken promise) Do a tell-all about the arrest.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Meanwhile, we all know Nick will roll Goblin.

He would go Undead because they seem to be the edgiest and because he liked the fact that Sylvanas wanted to burn Azeroth to the ground to defeat death itself. Also possible he would go night elf because he thinks Sylvanas is a night elf rather than undead.

 

[Harm]

Now, since there were discrepancies, I decided to combine the two lists and add a couple of things I remembered. The list is not exhaustive; feel free to add to it. If you spot a mistake, let me know.

Not sure how much it counts, but he talked a lot early in 2024 about all the great (non-specific) ideas he had to boost his Locals which Rumble could never do on their own, including karaoke streams because of his in-house karaoke set-up (I think this was the only specific idea he mentioned). It was around the time his Rumble contract wasn't renewed, his little Rumble paper weight disappeared from the background, and he began bitching about how he could do it so much better anyways on his own.

The 14 Locals streams in May were an extension of that original idea that he was going to do a bunch to revitalize Locals.

 

[hawkisnight]

Nick's future:

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Sylvanas wanted to burn Azeroth to the ground to defeat death itself.

That is not how that happened..however he would still go Undead because Sylvanas acted (currently she is stuck in a timeless void doing an impossible task) like Spoiled Teenage girl...which was how that tree got burnt down.

Someone told her "Your plan to hold civilians hostage won't work you dumb bitch." and she murdered a city of civilians in a salty bitch fit. Which you know..Nick would do.

 

[Stiffy]

April Anderson predicted looks arc much sooner than later.
She'll end up a used up roastie on Adultfriendfinder if she doesn't go to prison for murdering Nick after she dichotomously splits him over his cold rejection.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's future:

randy community service.mp4

Nick's version:

"Don't do drugs, but if must do drugs, don't do it on a livestream thousands of people are watching."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I´m obviously not as dedicated as you to the topic and never watched any of his streams but clips but have you considered they were just fooling around among themselves? It seems wild to try and plant a story do discredit you or the farms but it doesn´t make any sense if he straight up says he is going to the show and then claiming it was just an op. Specially on that video, what he implies is it was just a joke.

Also, he absolutely had it out for Himedall, because Himedall was cataloging the degeneracy going on in Nick's Locals, and it drove all the wine thots sending him lewds away.

Even if you don't believe this was a gay op, he's done other shit.

Last response on this because this thread is not about me, but we have screenshots and logs of Art and Egalitarian telling us about their oh-so-successful ops. It went into denial about how they planned it over the telephone and how much their PWN'd the farmers. Supposedly it was Art's idea.

The 14 Locals streams in May were an extension of that original idea that he was going to do a bunch to revitalize Locals.

The 14 stream requirement was also a former contractual obligation he let slip.

What day of May are we on now? 189th? He can STILL DO IT!

 

[Bean Sidhe]

He would go Undead because they seem to be the edgiest and because he liked the fact that Sylvanas wanted to burn Azeroth to the ground to defeat death itself.

I am thinking he'd be into Blood Elves, because also edgy and very reminiscent of Dark Eldar and Slaanesh worship. Also male Belfs have the twink thing going on, so he'd probably like that too.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am thinking he'd be into Blood Elves, because also edgy and very reminiscent of Dark Eldar and Slaanesh worship. Also male Belfs have the twink thing going on, so he'd probably like that too.

Void Elves.

All the Twink of Blood Elves with all the Edge of Dark Elves.