Thoughts:
-Jack's audio goes from screaming-loud to whisper-quiet, despite him and Hammy remaining stationary in a car for the entire video. I turned down the volume because his stupid monkey music was too loud, then had to turn it up because he and Tammy were so quiet, then turned it down when they parked so Jack could bitch directly into the mic that he didn't see sufficient cheese or sauce through his legally-blind sugar plums.
-Jack (of course) doesn't even know what "birria" is: He
immediately launches into seething that the tacos don't have cheese, despite the tacos being marketed as birria; and not
quesabirria*). He similarly seethes over Jack in the Box birria tacos not including consomé to dip them into - As though there's some giant pot of broth behind the drive-thru window leftover from the Jack in the Box employees chucking a bag of these frozen, pre-filled taco shells into the fryer that the Scalfattis are being cheated out of. He is audibly offended when Tammy shuts down the full-blown tantrum/brain bleed he's working himself toward by assuring the audience that the tacos are "good."
-Tammy obviously saved half of each box of tacos for Jack to inhale once the camera was off, despite Jack having filmed himself eating pizza in his previous video spent insisting his strict carnivore diet didn't allow for pizza...and also despite being so morbidly obese a year into his fake diet that the ascites bloat in his massive gut is bifurcated and extends a foot over the tree stump he leans into while fake-standing.
-Jack is threatening to do a journalistic exposé video addressing fast food restaurants "running out of food" (In reality, Jack is complaining that the only Jack in the Box in Nashville ran out of their current promotional item, which would obviously be stocked less than their staple menu items, rather than overestimate demand). The more blind Jack gets, the more conspiracy he sees. I also like that he had Tammy drive him to the same restaurant three or more times in a row to ask if they had the tacos; when either one of them could have just asked when the manager expected to receive another shipment the first time they discovered that particular location had run out of them.
-Jack goes out of his way to brag that he remembers when you ordered from a clown's head.
-Jack looks like the bloated corpse of a drowning victim fished out of a river - Especially when he closes his eyes and juts his tongue out into the cloaca of whatever sandwich he's eating. I've seen fat people contort their faces like Jack while a cartel is making an example of them in front of their children - But Jack just looks like that all of the time. Also, his vocal cord paralysis has progressed to a distracting extent: The entirety of his already-obnoxious speech is now limited to death metal growls performed in the manner of Val Kilmer.
*For all I know, these tacos
do have cheese. I'm just taking the big baby at his word.
Edit: When I first saw the video, there were no comments yet posted. So far, the comments are exactly as expected (click to enlarge):
