💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Captain Manning]

Aaron comes across much more grounded than Nick, much more.

My brother in Christ, nearly everybody in this mess is more grounded than Nick Rekieta.

Ethan Ralph is more grounded than Nick Rekieta. He knew when he was beat, and took a plea.

Juju is more grounded than Nick Rekieta, because he has enough sense to do his "crossword puzzles" in a way where he isn't completely fucked up on camera or draws LE attention.

You have to drop down to like Mint Salad level to find somebody less grounded than Nick Rekieta now.

And Mint Salad is literally retarded.

It's not just the drugs, because everybody I just mentioned is on something. Nick has a serious personality disorder and isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. The drugs are massively enhancing traits that were already there.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I hope Kayla has figured out how to ignore and annoy him at the same time. Otherwise, Nick is going to relentlessly hound her about what he gave up for her. She needs to be able to repay that with apathy. Nick would hate being ignored.

She gray rocked her mugshot perfectly. I think she has been doing this for a while.

 

[Lian Xing]

No familiar family names seen.

Uhh...

Cole Woltjer

Isn't Kayla's father or step-father a Woltjer?

 

[3MMA]

My brother in Christ, nearly everybody in this mess is more grounded than Nick Rekieta

Exactly. So calling him much more attractive than Aaron, let alone anyone, is cray cray. I’d go so far as to say everyone you listed in that post is more attractive than Nick, too, as well as more grounded. Except maybe Juju. That one is a hard call.
VS.


VS.
A hard call. No outside factors to sway it, as neither are Ralphamales.

 

[Desktop User2]

13 years is probably the maximum gap

43 to 30 is a completely negligible age gap. It´s not 26 to 13.

 

[Melty Butter]

Isn't Kayla's father or step-father a Woltjer?

Kayla's maiden name is Woltjer. Her bio dad is Dan Woltjer. Kayla and her mother are active in local musical theater.
I'm not seeing any easy connections between Kayla and Cole beyond probably being cousins or something. (I looked at FB friends + did a google.)

The person to ask is @anionfarflung who has the family trees for the Sletta, Woltjer, and Rekietas linked in their Farms profile.

Again, Aaron, or his source, might be full of crap here, but damned if it doesn't sound like something Nick would think up.

I'm coming around to this as well - after sleeping on it.

Playing gayops doesn't serve any purpose for Nick except for embarrassing Aaron, perhaps trying to get him to say Kayla's name to violate the TRO.

It doesn't fit with Nick's mask-off behavior in recent weeks. From drugged-up interviews with muppets and fessing up his "girlfriend" to telling us he's about to plead guilty to whining on The Dick Show... he's not exactly playing 3D chess.

Has he ever used gayops? I'm trying to think of a time when he strategically used side characters to pump out a wholly fictional narrative. He lies all the time but that's different. I guess EVS leaned into it by saying that Nick told him something and he assumed Nick wanted him to repeat it on stream. That's all I can think of and it was a while ago.

 

[Stiffy]

The connection is abundantly clear farmers!
Cola= Coca Cola= once actually contained cocaine in the formula.
Nick Rekieta= cocaine junkie
You're welcome.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I hope Kayla has figured out how to ignore and annoy him at the same time.

If Aaron is to be believed, Kayla is the master of making Nick hit himself in the head, and also causing him to dodge projectiles. Conversely, he also somehow has her gaslit into thinking he's capable of inflicting pain.

Hell really is the life he made for himself. (What would be heaven for most- a caring wife (at one point), 5 kids, nice house, thousands of adoring fans... but nah, balldo and coom.)

 

[AnOminous]

Has he ever used gayops? I'm trying to think of a time when he strategically used side characters to pump out a wholly fictional narrative.

Do you even remember the shower calls, where he called up people like nool, buck naked like the gay faggot he is, and tried to get them to do things for him? Being the absolutely passive-aggressive faggot that he is, he wouldn't ever say what he wanted done.

But then, when people like nool refused to do what he obviously wanted them to do, he'd throw a frothing autistic tantrum and claim they were the ones who "couldn't pick up on social cues," even though the only cues were Nick desperately trying to shut down his thread.

Then he'd pretend he wasn't trying to do that, as if anyone believed Nick's bullshit lying at that point.

 

[Melty Butter]

Okay, I found a connection. Kayla's been in a Barn Theater production.
Link (behind a paywall from the West Central Tribune)

Edit: Oops, I meant to quote the post from @Burt Macklin but it won't let me do it in edits.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, I found a link. Kayla's been in a Barn Theater production. View attachment 6766475View attachment 6766476View attachment 6766473
Link (behind a paywall from the West Central Tribune)

Edit: Oops, I meant to quote the post @Burt Macklin but it won't let me do it in edits.

I guess she was cast to type. An evil snitch, propping up an evil cuck.

Dolly Parton, by comparison, played one of the heroines, Doralee Rhodes, as well as singing the iconic song of the title.

 

[Captain Manning]

And also for the people who may not remember, but when Nick was propositioning Rumble to be on their board of directors because of his "value" and "good ideas", it was even more retarded than you think. His brilliant ideas he's referring to were, and I'm not exaggerating, to steal features of YouTube and Twitch and implement them into Rumble. The fact I'm not joking makes it even funnier.

BTW, it warrants a reminder that Rumble is a publicly traded company.

In a publicly traded company, the directors are elected by the shareholders.

Nick can't just become a director of Rumble. It doesn't work that way.

If he thought that, he's a fucking idiot.

Also, he would have a fiduciary duty to shareholders if he ever became a director.

Can you imagine that? Glug glug snort snort Nick exercising responsibility for 2.11 BILLION dollars worth of stock? Nigger can't even properly feed his kids. It would be a fucking disaster. At a minimum, he'd end up in a shareholder lawsuit at some point. That's like giving a 5 year old a loaded gun.

Has he ever used gayops?

Yes. A few times.

The most recent one was a half-assed attempt to frame @Potentially Criminal for retarded chats he made on Melton's channel. He kinda aborted that attempt though when he realized his YouTube account is actually verified.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-19628200

So, he's not above it.

That's in addition to all the blatant lying he does, of course.

 

[Desktop User2]

In a publicly traded company, the directors are elected by the shareholders.

Sure but that depends on how voting blocks are constituted, which shares have voting power, etc... they nominated a content creator - with vast experience on media business not some crack head streaming from his basement - for example. He´s delusional about his importance, of course; Rumble was handing out contracts because they recently capitalized by going public and are at the cash burn phase of growth trying to gain market share. They hit on Greenwald and Russel, flopped on a whole bunch of retards.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Okay, I found a connection. Kayla's been in a Barn Theater production.

I knew it! TY! In a town that small, there had to be a connection as to why JP Cola is on the case!

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Kayla's on the left in the white shirt and blue/red vest with the beurre.

ETA : 2 more pictures

 

[KriegsZensur]

I knew it! TY! In a town that small, there had to be a connection as to why JP Cola is on the case!

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Kayla's on the left in the white shirt and blue/red vest with the beurre.
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Can’t wait for these to start popping up in Aaron’s chat as profile pics. Because predictable actions are predictable.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Hmm, maybe, but I was thinking that he had a strange "just jokes" demeanor, but like he was daring whoever he was talking to to have a problem with his scenario and say something (paired with the hindsight of now knowing that he was secretly referring to a real interaction for his own extra amusement.)

Edit: A superchat he got and responded to or a superchat he sent on a different channel? Because if it was a chat sent to him, I figured it would still show up in the transcript text. Also I did think it was possible, but less likely that it all took place on someone else's channel when he was a guest.

I distinctly recall it being a superchat by John but not related to his dear john rant shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

I distinctly recall it being a superchat by John but not related to his dear john rant shit.

You distinctly recall wrong then, because not only have I never sent Nick a Superchat, I don't think I have ever sent anybody a Superchat... like ever.

The very limited amount of money I gave Nick, a long time ago, was like $5 a month for Discord access. Back when I still used Discord.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

You distinct recall wrong then, because not only have I never sent Nick a Superchat, I don't think I have ever sent anybody a Superchat... like ever.

The very limited amount of money I gave Nick, a long time ago, was like $5 a month for Discord access.

Forgive me for not having the dedication and vigor to bother listening to a full stream ever (even less so now he's got wet brain). Did you ever talk to him around the Rittenhouse trial? That might help pin down when he talked about it.

 

[JustStopDude]

I guess my point is that I think Nick is the most unattractive of the guys. It’s subjective, & depends on the eyes of the beholder.

When you are addicted to a drug, the person holding the bag gets real attractive.


The interesting thing for Nick will be if his plea deal will involve a requirement to be employed, which I would be pretty shocked if it didn't.

One typically can't just claim self employment. It would be too easy to abuse the system. I would love to see Nick working his way to employee of the month at a Target.

All kidding aside, it would probably do him some good.

 

[Captain Manning]

Forgive me for not having the dedication and vigor to bother listening to a full stream ever (even less so now he's got wet brain). Did you ever talk to him around the Rittenhouse trial? That might help pin down when he talked about it.

Negative. I stopped talking to Nick in late 2020, and have made absolutely zero attempts to contact him since then. Per Wikipedia, Rittenhouse was November of 2021.