💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i guess i mistook you for someone else, but in general most nick mullen fans online seem to also be yaniv fans.
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I am not a Nick Mullen fan in the slightest. I just thought he was well liked by edgy internet types, even right wingers and stuff. I didn’t know he was that much of a fucking cuck, people always talk about how based and racist he is on 4chan and YouTube.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
  • Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
  • He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.
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Jesus Christ, what a retard
It's incredible he tricked everyone into thinking he knew what he was talking about
 
Finger Pistols said:
That's absolutely pants on head retarded. Can the judge even accept that as a condition for the plea? Can they even enforce that? I think Aaron might be either making shit up or is taking false informstion at face value.
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Yes as part of community service the PO might accept those videos. Quite a few stars end up doing one in their lives, Justin Timberlake being the latest example
 
Melty Butter said:
AARON GOSSIP:

"Very exciting and interesting news [...] that could go down today [....} someone definitely needs to find a fuckin' place to live. [...] and that's straight from the horse's mouth." - Aaron

Take it for what it's worth... Some (slightly annoying) gossip from Aaron today. In this version of his show (he had OBS issues and has 3 attempts), he claims that a source who often has reliable information confirms that "someone" is insisting that April (he doesn't name her) find a new place to live. This supposed reliable "inside source" is named "Scott". He/she DMed him on stream.

2:40: 25 - 2:44: 45. He seemed surprised.

May be a nothingburger and it was simply about the sale of the home.

Edit: Corrected timestamp & clarity
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MORE AARON GOSSIP

Replying to myself bc it's directly related. I'm sure it will be clipped by someone.

Aaron's evening show is going on now. In the first 5 min and then about 40 min later he goes into his "vetted source" who is talking to Nick. This supposedly great source talked to Nick today and then reported to Aaron.

(NOTE: This source reeks of Grifty to me. He is totally unreliable so do not bank on any of this. I do believe Aaron believes him.)

Highlights of this "Reliable Source""

- The settlement requires 2-3 years of no drugs or alcohol

- Nick is trying to get that out of the plea agreement by volunteering to be a "school visitor/counselor" to warn kids about addictions. He also offered to change his channel to be the "anti drug channel" - LOL, if true. (This makes no sense to Aaron or me. Why would the State take the sobriety requirements OFF the plea deal in return for him being a public paragon of sobriety?) Anyway, the State didn't go for it.

- A relation of Nick's made him choose between being a "trad Christian family guy" and the "blond whore". Nick has chosen Kayla and April's been excommunicated.

- Aaron noted the post above and the resulting discussion. "The Farms caught it."

Edit: Hi, Aaron!
Edit 2: Looking at my notes more carefully: The source also said that Nick wants April but has been forced to choose Kayla. Source also said that Nick is "completely broken".
 
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>As part of the plea agreement, Nick Rekieta promises to be a shining example of sobriety, he will convert his X to a drug awareness platform
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Melty Butter said:
(NOTE: This source reeks of Grifty to me. He is totally unreliable so do not bank on any of this. I do believe Aaron believes him.)

Highlights of this "Reliable Source""

- The settlement requires 2-3 years of no drugs or alcohol

- Nick is trying to get that out of the plea agreement by volunteering to be a "school visitor/counselor" to warn kids about addictions. He also offered to change his channel to be the "anti drug channel" - LOL, if true. (This makes no sense to Aaron or me. Why would the State take the sobriety requirements OFF the plea deal in return for him being a public paragon of sobriety?) Anyway, the State didn't go for it.

- A relation of Nick's made him choose between being a "trad Christian family guy" and the "blond whore". Nick has chosen Kayla and April's been excommunicated.
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Beyond the first point, which would be easy to guess, I don't really buy any of this at all.

I wish it was true though, I would love to see Rekieta's sober living content.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Beyond the first point, which would be easy to guess, I don't really buy any of this at all.

I wish it was true though, I would love to see Rekieta's sober living content.
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Since it's unlikely to happen it sounds more like:

"i didnt get what i wanted but the farms is stupid for believing this as to why i didnt get what i wanted...therefore i win" -nick cuckieta
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
because mike david was molested as a child by his jewish uncle who was living with his grandma who took care of him most of his young life when his parents were at work he has that sort of mirroring thing April does where he becomes whatever his Favorite Person wants, and in between seasons 13-19 that was Sven so he became a nazi who sang songs like "kill the gays and the faggots" and i enjoy that part of him, but every thing outside of the years 2015-2021 is him being dead to me
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Damn nigga this is one long ass sentence
 
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Since it's unlikely to happen it sounds more like:

"i didnt get what i wanted but the farms is stupid for believing this as to why i didnt get what i wanted...therefore i win" -nick cuckieta
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Nick should be ashamed that it's very well in the realm of believability that he'd try and get out of his probation by trying to become an anti drug spokesman
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I'll add a clip if someone posts it and I see it. Can't timestamp, stream is still live.
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Stallyn19 clipped while it was still live:


This "source" still sounds like some rando making educated guesses at best, or Nick using some rando as a foil to pass along bullshit bait at worst, but we'll probably never get to know.
 
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