💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[not william stenchever]

which is why you keep your p.o. happy if you can.

To be a fly on the wall during his meetings with his PO. He already gets petulant when he gets pulled over, imagine what he'd be like if he is compelled to take time out of his VERY BUSY SCHEDULE to be taken to task by an authority figure that has so much power over him. Now piss in the cup skelly boy.

 

[Humble Architect]

I can picture him double-taking every manlet, negro and four-eyed brunette in the crowd visually cross-referencing with several 8x11 printed out pictures of Ralph's photos. Barely able to retain the information long enough to actually verify if anyone he sees is remotely similar to the Suspected KiwiFarmers due to his coke-fried grey-matter.

The greatest game of Among Us, looking for any sign of those damn dirty nerds.

 

[Pelican Bones]

At least 6. And they’re all looking for Balldo. He won’t know which ones they are but they’re there.

6 naked Kiwi Farmers on the prowl! Arriving in short buses hunting Nick bussy! Kandyohi County REALLY ROCKS!

 

[Max Caulfield]

The greatest game of Among Us, looking for any sign of those damn dirty nerds.

FRIENDLY NEGRO PUBLIC DEFENDER HAS BEEN ASSAULTED.
HE WAS NOT THE KIWI-FARMER.

 

[AnOminous]

Now piss in the cup skelly boy.

[nasal fag voice] But I don't WANNA.
Do it faggot!
*pssssssss*
[strip turns bright red and alarms start going off]
It's positive!
[nasal fag voice]You're ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! REEEEEEEE!
*tazes the skelly hauls off to jail*

 

[timewave0]

Dropping into the thread to remind everyone that people were unironically using the phrase “Lady Rackets”

 

[MeltyTW]

I hope that nick acts up during the plea and has to go to trial. A purposeful rejection by balldo seems off the table sadly but maybe his tard tantrums cam do him in

 

[Strix454]

All those farmers there lurking around Nick at the courthouse.....and no Ralph there to protect him.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I hope that nick acts up during the plea and has to go to trial. A purposeful rejection by balldo seems off the table sadly but maybe his tard tantrums cam do him in

I remember Baked Alaska. I’m hoping something similar happens here.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

All those farmers there lurking around Nick at the courthouse.....and no Ralph there to protect him.

"Are you Ethan Ralph?"
".....no"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope that nick acts up during the plea and has to go to trial. A purposeful rejection by balldo seems off the table sadly but maybe his tard tantrums cam do him in

That's what I hope for too but I think he's just too beaten down. He's going to skulk in there and beg for mercy like the cuck that he is. He'll walk out with whatever they give him and claim that he did a super good job at legal stuff.

Our only hope is that he gets nice and smug and goes full retard again.

 

[AnOminous]

Our only hope is that he gets nice and smug and goes full retard again.

His Rustang's transmission has only one gear, and that's FULL retard. Only the fullest of retard for our Cuck Pope.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

That's what I hope for too but I think he's just too beaten down. He's going to skulk in there and beg for mercy like the cuck that he is. He'll walk out with whatever they give him and claim that he did a super good job at legal stuff.

Our only hope is that he gets nice and smug and goes full retard again.

then next month he gets charged with cyber crimes, nick is a real winner

 

[AnOminous]

Dropping into the thread to remind everyone that people were unironically using the phrase “Lady Rackets”

Another thing about that monicker, which tbh was always cringe. It's yet another way this narcissist can't manage to do anything without fitting a compliment to himself into it. After all, if she's "Lady Rackets," he's a Lord. (You know like in that "Robert Lord Trust" thing which is why I inferred that he probably created that one himself.)

Of course, since cocaine, he's graduated to being an actual King, and not just any King, but King David personally. What an asshole.

 

[Not Who You Think]

TLDR: There are 4 stages and the contrasts are striking. She's an uneducated girl with a pretty face. Enter the Internet. She became increasingly performative and sexual. It's a sad story.

Interesting post. The Joe Rogan post that advises people to essentially "burn it all down to stand among gods" shows her mindset pre-Aaron and foreshadowing. This advice is for people who can rationalize any personal cost (to say nothing of the cost of one's family and friends as they lose a loved-one) as long as they can be famous. A common lie told for the benefit of the likes of Harvey Weinstein wherein self-debasement is portrayed as a virtue.

Consequently, April's attempts at fame and general behavior on the Internet seems to be more symptomatic and her own values are the root cause. April needed to convince herself that she was strong enough (lol) to be a suffering attention whore benefitting from the "gifts" of isolation and mockery. April wants this to be true. April needs this to be true.

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a whole event with VIP tickets for 3 nobodies and 100 viewers?

Why?

A lot of meetups like these seem to involve sex and drugs. Additionally, degeneracy is a central theme for this event in particular. The show itself doesn't need to be entertaining for the public as it is likely a pretense for what happens behind closed doors.

He's a lying emo faggot. "New me" is classic avoidance speech.

Sounds like his "I never lied, I just changed" cope or how April's Twitter was hacked (by herself).

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Putting all my chips on him chimping out when the deal isn't as sweet as he wants it, and he goes full retard. He's won lolcow of the year once, he can do it again if he blows this up into an actual trial.

 

[AnOminous]

This advice is for people who can rationalize any personal cost (to say nothing of the cost of one's family and friends as they lose a loved-one) as long as they can be famous.

Bukowski was a brilliant poet and prose stylist but absolutely not a role model unless you're a complete idiot. That poète maudit shit sounds so charming and romantic until you're looking down the barrel of a gun you're aiming at your own head because of how badly you've fucked up your life pursuing that goal.

Don't go down that road. It's one-way.

 

[repentance]

I don't see why the state would negotiate or cave to Nick's bullshit. What he's professed publicly seems to confirm the "drop the child neglect" theory. But there is no way drop that if the drugs were there. (Which at a sight, will be proven true by the body cam, and then confirmed by testing.)

Of course they can drop the child neglect charges. It's common to reduce charges or drop them altogether for plea deals, especially lesser charges. The prosecution isn't bound to prosecute everything for which evidence exists, either.

Nick is walking into the 2nd settlement conference and he only thinks "it's possible the end of all this bullshit will be in sight?!!?!?!"

He doesn't know if he has a deal established with the prosecution?!?!?

No matter what agreement he has reached, the judge has to approve it and although they usually do it isn't guaranteed. His use of "possible" is appropriate in this case.

 

[HungryPug]

Balldo-man can pull a W on this with his 5D law skills. The only possible result of his case is Aaron being forced to be his gimpy bitch by law and the popemobile having its trunk filled with cash by the state of Minnesota for disrespecting the bunker and rubbing cocaine on the 8 year olds head.

 

[johnnynoname]

I just realized that today is the 17th, stalker childs