🍗 Deathfat Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

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LimeRikki said:
Her brain is far too deprived of calories to come up with anything meaningful or clever. What you see is what you get. Which isn't much because she's an ana-chan.
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Could be, but her family could also be influencing her decisions/opinions. I'm willing to bet that her family are Trump supporters.

But yeah, I think this is a weird attempt to gain attention and shock views from unsuspecting TikTok users by talking about the TikTok ban. I'm sure she's still nervous about the potential ban, too, though. I wonder where she'd migrate to if TikTok does get banned in the US.
 
Latest live with Jeffree. She looks tired. Her eyes are malfunctioning.
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Vect said:
Poor girl. She'd lose a dance off with Stephan Hawking. Even Trump could move his torso.


NOT WELL

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God, give an inch but go too far and these subhuman roaches will eat you alive, death upon all of them inshallah.

At least she's still alive and capable of dancing™, maybe the "being a Positive Polly that her whore mother will die and she will get actual help" coin will have some actual value if we just continue down this road.
 
I feel like every time I check back in on skeletor here she looks worse. Now I'm wondering if she has a cameo in 28 years later, or if she could survive the plane ride there.
 
FailurePersonifiedV2 said:
I just wish she’d eat
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You have more faith in her body's ability to synthesize protein than I do. I think she passed the point of no return a while ago; with meals just causing her intensely painful abdominal bloating and diarrhea interspersed with fainting spells from vasovagal syncopes which risk stopping her heart altogether. I doubt she can even rest on a toilet seat without falling in.

stingray said:
I wonder where she'd migrate to if TikTok does get banned in the US.
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She's headed to the big TikTok in the sky, in any case.
 
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Marc said:
You have more faith in her body's ability to synthesize protein than I do. I think she passed the point of no return a while ago; with meals just causing her intensely painful abdominal bloating and diarrhea interspersed with fainting spells from vasovagal syncopes which risk stopping her heart altogether.
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What do you think she eats, then? Genuinely. What do you think she can get away with eating at this point, what can her body tolerate without causing these symptoms? Propel drinks and applesauce, maybe? The world may never know.
 
She's one of a number of lolcows on this site whose perseverance can only be explained by being unwanted by either heaven or hell (or perhaps simply being in close proximity to Sauron's ring). Whatever absolute minimum of calories Eugenia actually subsists on, day-to-day, is likely horrifying. A Propel and applesauce combo somehow seems too "adult" for someone who was probably set down this path through being molested - I'm leaning toward her grazing a single Lunchable with those skelly chompers over the course of a week (but not drinking the Capri-Sun because "it burns a lot").
 
stingray said:
What do you think she eats, then? Genuinely
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I think she wasn't lying ages ago when she said chicken sandwiches are her favorite.

1 slice of deli style chicken - 30 calories
1 slice 647 white painstakingly cut in half - 40 calories

She probably also sips Ensure when she's not live.
 
Marc said:
You have more faith in her body's ability to synthesize protein than I do.
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I didn’t even think about just how fucked her body is at this point. I do wonder if she could recover over several years of small incremental changes but it might be completely a lost cause as you suggest
 
Jaded Optimist said:
Yep, Goddess Bunny. He was more likeable though.
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In wiki:
The Louvre has The Goddess Bunny as Leda (1986), a nude photo of Crisp taken by Joel-Peter Witkin, as part of its permanent collection.
Although Bunny had no biological children of her own, she informally 'adopted' fans including photographer Chuck Grant, who is the sister of pop musician Lana Del Rey.
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And in the links, couldn't copy:
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So how about no?
 
Marc said:
You have more faith in her body's ability to synthesize protein than I do. I think she passed the point of no return a while ago; with meals just causing her intensely painful abdominal bloating and diarrhea interspersed with fainting spells from vasovagal syncopes which risk stopping her heart altogether. I doubt she can even rest on a toilet seat without falling in.



She's headed to the big TikTok in the sky, in any case.
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They hold on for years and years in the state she's in. Just look at our Lich Queen. She's even worse and still kicking.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
They hold on for years and years in the state she's in. Just look at our Lich Queen. She's even worse and still kicking.
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The human body is incredibly resilient in ways you wouldn't expect, almost to a fault. It's fascinating.
What I find so entertaining about Ashlich is that she never stops complaining about her life and her situation, but will not so much as lift a finger to do anything about it. She bitches about her mother constantly, but if she would have made any effort to put on just barely enough weight to be able to live on her own a few years ago, then she might have had some chance of independence. But she squandered it and she's too far gone at this point because apparently looking like a mummified Holocaust victim's corpse in a wheelchair was preferable to a quiet life in a small apartment with at least a part-time job. She could have even brought her cat with her.

I don't think her body could ever recover and any care regarding Ashlich is focused on making her as comfortable as she can be before she finally expires because there's no turning back. I'm pretty sure this has been discussed extensively in her thread, but I have bad memory. I would imagine most of her organs resemble a raisin or dried dates more closely than human body parts. Her skin might as well be crepe paper. She's got to smell like an old folks' home.
 
I’ve seen ventriloquists move their mouths more than she does. Her teeth are terrifying. Can she even keep her mouth closed anymore?
 
If only I had a time machine to compare the post-mortem size and water density of the organs of Eugenia, Ashley, and Charles II of Spain. For science. I want to see if these girls - born with every advantage in life - managed to starve themselves to the point of achieving what only centuries of inbreeding previously could. Su Majestad's peppercorn-sized heart is what the ladies are competing against.
 
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Marc said:
If only I had a time machine to compare the post-mortem size and water density of the organs of Eugenia, Ashley, and Charles II of Spain. For science. I want to see if these girls - born with every advantage in life - managed to starve themselves to the point of achieving what only centuries of inbreeding previously could. Su Majestad's peppercorn-sized heart is what the ladies are competing against.
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Its questions like these that make me really want to believe in the afterlife with an all knowing being willing to pass on every bit of knowledge you have ever wondered about. There is an exact answer, but no way to possibly know.
 
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